🌯❤️Burritotine's Day❤️🌯
@burritozen.net
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
Pinned
*puts mouth on microphone*
Buttholes
Buttholes
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[me to a grown ass man] tell me, baby girl
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
[me to a grown ass man] tell me, baby girl
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felt cute, might get in a death cab later.
February 5, 2026 at 2:44 PM
felt cute, might get in a death cab later.
*billy corgan voice*
God is a pedophile
God is a pedophile
Checks age of Mary, mother of jesus:
Lulu: God is a pedophile.
Lulu: God is a pedophile.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
*billy corgan voice*
God is a pedophile
God is a pedophile
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sorry
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 PM
sorry
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wake up cutie, them curbs ain’t gonna hit themselves
February 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
wake up cutie, them curbs ain’t gonna hit themselves
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Ready to gape today's butthole, gang?
February 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Ready to gape today's butthole, gang?
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a buttplug
-a burrito
-$2
-a comically small pocket knife
-pocket skittles
-a buttplug
-a burrito
-$2
-a comically small pocket knife
-pocket skittles
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a photo album with pics of all the cats I've met
-a 6 pack of Incline marionberry cider
-four internet domains
-a latex pony mask
-a half-smoked cigarette
-a photo album with pics of all the cats I've met
-a 6 pack of Incline marionberry cider
-four internet domains
-a latex pony mask
-a half-smoked cigarette
Loot that drops after defeating me:
- two small joints
- half pack of cigarettes
- a cookie
- can of n/a beer
- two small joints
- half pack of cigarettes
- a cookie
- can of n/a beer
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Loot that drops after defeating me:
-a buttplug
-a burrito
-$2
-a comically small pocket knife
-pocket skittles
-a buttplug
-a burrito
-$2
-a comically small pocket knife
-pocket skittles
@emceekayvee.bsky.social Happy 21st birthday ❤️🌯🎉
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 AM
@emceekayvee.bsky.social Happy 21st birthday ❤️🌯🎉
I only watch porn for the kissing scenes
I only watch porn to rate their room
i only watch porn to see if they cuddle after
February 5, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I only watch porn for the kissing scenes
Alright moots. I have heartburn and can't sleep so do your stuff
February 5, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Alright moots. I have heartburn and can't sleep so do your stuff
How to be a good person.
1. Don't be an asshole
2. Don't be an asshole
3. God damnit don't be an asshole
1. Don't be an asshole
2. Don't be an asshole
3. God damnit don't be an asshole
February 5, 2026 at 5:53 AM
How to be a good person.
1. Don't be an asshole
2. Don't be an asshole
3. God damnit don't be an asshole
1. Don't be an asshole
2. Don't be an asshole
3. God damnit don't be an asshole
And yes an anthropomorphic butthole is going to keep me up tonight
February 5, 2026 at 5:37 AM
And yes an anthropomorphic butthole is going to keep me up tonight
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micro dosing Hell by taking scalding hot showers
February 5, 2026 at 3:13 AM
micro dosing Hell by taking scalding hot showers
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when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when you guys make sports posts you might as well be typing in Wingdings
Thanks to this I now have a picture in my head of a t-shirt that says
Butthole Saves!
With a cartoon picture of an anthropomorphic butthole saving something on a computer.
Fuck it...aaaand skeet.
Butthole Saves!
With a cartoon picture of an anthropomorphic butthole saving something on a computer.
Fuck it...aaaand skeet.
Not even butthole can save us now.
February 5, 2026 at 5:35 AM
Thanks to this I now have a picture in my head of a t-shirt that says
Butthole Saves!
With a cartoon picture of an anthropomorphic butthole saving something on a computer.
Fuck it...aaaand skeet.
Butthole Saves!
With a cartoon picture of an anthropomorphic butthole saving something on a computer.
Fuck it...aaaand skeet.
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Butthole loves being underestimated it only makes butthole more determined
February 5, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Butthole loves being underestimated it only makes butthole more determined
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Not even butthole can save us now.
February 5, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Not even butthole can save us now.
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My rapper name would be "fresh boi-r-deez" & I would wear a chef's hat.
February 5, 2026 at 4:13 AM
My rapper name would be "fresh boi-r-deez" & I would wear a chef's hat.
They are a 10 but are so avoidant they deactivate Bsky to avoid crashing out on main.
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 AM
They are a 10 but are so avoidant they deactivate Bsky to avoid crashing out on main.
*is slutty lobsterrito*
February 5, 2026 at 5:23 AM
*is slutty lobsterrito*
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*puts mouth on microphone*
Boobies
Boobies
*puts mouth on microphone*
Buttholes
Buttholes
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
*puts mouth on microphone*
Boobies
Boobies
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•puts mouth on butthole•
saxomophooone
saxomophooone
*puts mouth on microphone*
Buttholes
Buttholes
February 5, 2026 at 3:19 AM
•puts mouth on butthole•
saxomophooone
saxomophooone
*puts mouth on microphone*
Buttholes
Buttholes
February 5, 2026 at 12:17 AM
*puts mouth on microphone*
Buttholes
Buttholes
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It's a lot to take in. Like your Dad.
February 3, 2026 at 6:25 PM
It's a lot to take in. Like your Dad.
🎶What the world
needs now
Is butts...sweet butts🎶
needs now
Is butts...sweet butts🎶
February 3, 2026 at 6:29 PM
🎶What the world
needs now
Is butts...sweet butts🎶
needs now
Is butts...sweet butts🎶