🌯🎄Burritoclaus🎄🌯
@burritozen.net
Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
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big trouble, little china
Small boobs, big dreams
big boobs, big dreams
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
big trouble, little china
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Much like a burrito. I start off the day tightly wrapped and put together but by the end of the day I’m a mess and falling apart all over place.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Much like a burrito. I start off the day tightly wrapped and put together but by the end of the day I’m a mess and falling apart all over place.
It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge = Phoebe Bridgers
Marcia Gay Harden = Mariska Hargitay
That's just science
Marcia Gay Harden = Mariska Hargitay
That's just science
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Phoebe Waller-Bridge = Phoebe Bridgers
Marcia Gay Harden = Mariska Hargitay
That's just science
Marcia Gay Harden = Mariska Hargitay
That's just science
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still thinking about how i didn’t post that fish sticks joke first
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
still thinking about how i didn’t post that fish sticks joke first
I'm "avoid the noid" years old
I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I'm "avoid the noid" years old
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It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
Let's See These moves! 🖤
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
Let's See These moves! 🖤
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
Let's See These moves! 🖤
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
Let's See These moves! 🖤
Littlest burrito attempted to fight sleep so hard that she fell asleep 2 seconds after she stopped singing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Littlest burrito attempted to fight sleep so hard that she fell asleep 2 seconds after she stopped singing.
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Wish I could see my kids' faces when they realize the only thing in my will is the Scrabble diamond anniversary edition
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Wish I could see my kids' faces when they realize the only thing in my will is the Scrabble diamond anniversary edition
Intergrincher
The lion, the Grinch and the wardrobe.
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Intergrincher
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social woooooohooo McLaren #f1
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
@thinlyveiledpanda.bsky.social woooooohooo McLaren #f1
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If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
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burritos
they're what's for dinner
they're what's for dinner
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
burritos
they're what's for dinner
they're what's for dinner
Share your mood for the weekend
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Share your mood for the weekend
Aaaand we have forced family fun this weekend. (With family I don't like)
Fuuuuuuuck I hate the holidays
Fuuuuuuuck I hate the holidays
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Aaaand we have forced family fun this weekend. (With family I don't like)
Fuuuuuuuck I hate the holidays
Fuuuuuuuck I hate the holidays
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if you don’t want me blowing up your notifications then maybe stop posting so much
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
if you don’t want me blowing up your notifications then maybe stop posting so much
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Seen at a local bar
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Seen at a local bar
I really must have either pissed off a catfish or dog owners. Solid amount of blocks since I skeeted that skeet.
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I really must have either pissed off a catfish or dog owners. Solid amount of blocks since I skeeted that skeet.
So not only will this be a day of stupid work stuff...but now I have to listen for any hint of burritodog wanting to go outside.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
So not only will this be a day of stupid work stuff...but now I have to listen for any hint of burritodog wanting to go outside.
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[9-year-old listening to "Alice's Restaurant" for the first time]
Why is this so long? Is it supposed to be annoying? This is like a podcast.
Why is this so long? Is it supposed to be annoying? This is like a podcast.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
[9-year-old listening to "Alice's Restaurant" for the first time]
Why is this so long? Is it supposed to be annoying? This is like a podcast.
Why is this so long? Is it supposed to be annoying? This is like a podcast.
Oh neat. Burritodog has the shits. Merry Christmas to me
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Oh neat. Burritodog has the shits. Merry Christmas to me
Too many sillies time for sleeps
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Too many sillies time for sleeps