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Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
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big trouble, little china
Small boobs, big dreams
big boobs, big dreams
December 20, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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Much like a burrito. I start off the day tightly wrapped and put together but by the end of the day I’m a mess and falling apart all over place.
December 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃
December 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Phoebe Waller-Bridge = Phoebe Bridgers

Marcia Gay Harden = Mariska Hargitay

That's just science
December 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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still thinking about how i didn’t post that fish sticks joke first
December 20, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I'm "avoid the noid" years old
I’m “remembers the Subway U cut” years old
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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It's Friday and ...
On Friday We Dance 🕺🪩💃

Let's See These moves! 🖤
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Littlest burrito attempted to fight sleep so hard that she fell asleep 2 seconds after she stopped singing.
December 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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Wish I could see my kids' faces when they realize the only thing in my will is the Scrabble diamond anniversary edition
December 20, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Intergrincher
The lion, the Grinch and the wardrobe.
Two Grinches for Sister Sarah
December 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
December 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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burritos

they're what's for dinner
December 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Share your mood for the weekend
December 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Aaaand we have forced family fun this weekend. (With family I don't like)

Fuuuuuuuck I hate the holidays
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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if you don’t want me blowing up your notifications then maybe stop posting so much
December 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Fuck yeah it's the weekend!

#FingerblastFriday
December 19, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Seen at a local bar
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I really must have either pissed off a catfish or dog owners. Solid amount of blocks since I skeeted that skeet.
December 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
So not only will this be a day of stupid work stuff...but now I have to listen for any hint of burritodog wanting to go outside.
December 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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[9-year-old listening to "Alice's Restaurant" for the first time]

Why is this so long? Is it supposed to be annoying? This is like a podcast.
December 19, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oh neat. Burritodog has the shits. Merry Christmas to me
December 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Too many sillies time for sleeps
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM