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🌯🎄Burritoclaus🎄🌯
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Sentient Burrito in a constant state of existential crisis. Bangers https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:fzqkeghq27fsfade5ydraatj/feed/aaai6rqskq3g2
You love my pajama foil?
December 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Buffet at Wendy's year old

Fuck I miss those buffets
December 20, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Damnit
December 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I can't wait to see what Williams and Ferrari do next year. (Ferrari better figure something out or they'll lose Hamilton)
December 20, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Don't door dash McDonald's
December 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Which one?
December 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Jesus Christ he took it down to the wire both burritopartner and I were going to be in a shitty mood if he won. I feel more for her because she's a leclerc fan....and Ferrari was something else this year.
December 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
No belly rubs got it
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Hilariously in the weird twitter days back in the 2010s I had a mutual I learned lived across the hall from me in the apartment I lived at...I used to slide messages under his door when I knew he was at work.

I finally broke it to him that I lived next door after about 6 months
December 20, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Yes.
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I can verify. Is not cat. Or a catfish.

May have been a cat in past lives though
December 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Cozy though right?
December 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM