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Ron Sexsmith

@ronsexsmith.bsky.social

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Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 20m

I'm not allowed to tell :O) RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 35m

Taking part in a special show tonight RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 35m

I've been led astray? RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 1h

Good morning from Nashville town RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 1h

ME: What's up with all these cowboy shirts
you've been wearing lately?
YOU: I just like them...
ME: Oh yea? Well, snap out of it! RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2h

;O) RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2h

:O) RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2h

In honour of the late great John Prine's birthday here's John and I performing "Please Don't Bury Me' some year ago
at Massey Hall RS
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John Prine & Ron Sexsmith - (Massey Hall 2016)

YouTube video by ShakyShorty

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2h

In honour of David Lee Roth's birthday
Ron sings "Dance The Night Away" RS
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RON SINGS "DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY" BY VAN HALEN

YouTube video by Rawnboy

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 2h

YOU: Do you tune your guitar to standard pitch?
ME: Whaddaya mean?
YOU: You know....A440?
ME: Oh right! Actually, I prefer to use WD40
RS

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God @thegodpodcast.com · 15h

You can’t get into Heaven if you go around arresting innocent people and pardoning guilty ones.

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 13h

Someone should open a Cajun/Hawaiian restaurant
called (wait for it...)
Gumbo & Poke RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 14h

Now RFK says children who are circumcised too early..
have double the rate of autism
Hmm... sounds like a foreskin-gone conclusion! RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 14h

The stupidity is real! RS

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Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 14h

Good question! We haven't got any offers from Montreal RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 14h

Thanks for listening! RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 15h

;O) RS

Ron Sexsmith @ronsexsmith.bsky.social · 15h

Since it's October it seems a good time share
an original Hallowe'en Carol:

"From an outhouse near a graveyard
There came the most un-perty sound
Struck fear in every brave heart
And the children called him Squirty Brown!" RS