Ron Sexsmith
@ronsexsmith.bsky.social
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Canadian singer/songwriter. 3 time Juno winner Former kid detective. Idiot savant without the savant part. Dad. Lawn mower
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Well, we made it to Nashville and have
checked into the SOCAN house where if you're
a lowly, misunderstood Canadian songwriter you can
book it for a week for just a cleaning fee! RS
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The most boring Parker Brothers game
would have to be Monotony RS
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In the airport lounge looking at the cookies with mistrust...
Flying to Nashville today to take part in a special show
that I'm not allowed to tell you about quite yet! RS
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I still can't get over the fact
that Future Shop is now a thing of the past RS
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By the time I pay off my mortgage
I will have reached morgue-age RS
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Keep Dolly Parton in your heart tonight
If you pray include her in your prayers
Apparently she's having some serious health issues
She's always been a force for good
and a beacon of love & kindness in song
The world (and especially America) needs her more than ever
in these challenging times RS
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Here's the story of an extra tall giraffe
You might say a giraffe and a half!
Even her calf was a calf and a half
The giraffe and her calf sure loved to laugh
Especially over two cups of decaf
The giraffe and a half and her calf and a half
Would laugh and laugh while sipping' on their decafs! RS
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Carry on my wayward bag
There'll be room in the overhead rack
Lay your smaller bag below
Don't you fly no more!! RS
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Found an old joint under our kitchen cabinet today...
Now that's what I call pot luck! RS
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I think you mean Pig Hatesack RS
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I didn't know you were on Bluesky too! RS
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What an evil scumbag is Stephen Miller RS