Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Pinned
Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
· Jan 24
Everything is the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen
Imagine if he spent his time more wisely
January 17, 2026 at 5:13 AM
Imagine if he spent his time more wisely
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They yearn for mommy’s milkers but don’t want to admit it
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 11:13 PM
They yearn for mommy’s milkers but don’t want to admit it
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Conservatives keep telling us to make more babies, but then they show us shit like this. It is physically impossible to have sex for at least a week after exposure to this photo.
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Conservatives keep telling us to make more babies, but then they show us shit like this. It is physically impossible to have sex for at least a week after exposure to this photo.
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The beverage of perverts everywhere
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 10:42 PM
The beverage of perverts everywhere
He is clapping them buns for sure
Trump: "Hi Laura. Boy, you are something. What spirit you have. Laura Loomer. Thank you honey. You know, she can be a little nasty, but to me she's always nice."
January 16, 2026 at 10:37 PM
He is clapping them buns for sure
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Real answer: China (and others) won’t buy our milk solids so we have an excess supply which is causing milk prices to crash.
Whole milk uses more milk solids and whole milk can be sold for higher prices.
Whole milk uses more milk solids and whole milk can be sold for higher prices.
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Real answer: China (and others) won’t buy our milk solids so we have an excess supply which is causing milk prices to crash.
Whole milk uses more milk solids and whole milk can be sold for higher prices.
Whole milk uses more milk solids and whole milk can be sold for higher prices.
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I think it's code for bear jizz
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I think it's code for bear jizz
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I drink whole milk and I’m still woke. WTF.
January 16, 2026 at 10:01 PM
I drink whole milk and I’m still woke. WTF.
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Obama admin passed a law saying only skim and fat free milk in school lunches so of course they gotta make a big deal out of reversing it
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Obama admin passed a law saying only skim and fat free milk in school lunches so of course they gotta make a big deal out of reversing it
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they all got diarrhea drinking raw milk so now they gotta pretend full fat is hard
January 16, 2026 at 9:54 PM
they all got diarrhea drinking raw milk so now they gotta pretend full fat is hard
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my guess is:
northern europeans are the least likely to be lactose intolerant out of all ethnic groups
so this likely some kind of veiled racial superiority affirmation statement
northern europeans are the least likely to be lactose intolerant out of all ethnic groups
so this likely some kind of veiled racial superiority affirmation statement
January 16, 2026 at 9:45 PM
my guess is:
northern europeans are the least likely to be lactose intolerant out of all ethnic groups
so this likely some kind of veiled racial superiority affirmation statement
northern europeans are the least likely to be lactose intolerant out of all ethnic groups
so this likely some kind of veiled racial superiority affirmation statement
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Wasn't there a 4 chan op to make milk. White supremacist dog whistle gnet-research.org/2023/09/27/m...
Milk Parties and Soyjaks: Understanding The Alt-Right’s Metapolitical Appropriation of Milk - GNET
gnet-research.org
January 16, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Wasn't there a 4 chan op to make milk. White supremacist dog whistle gnet-research.org/2023/09/27/m...
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They just want the country to shit it's pants en masse
January 16, 2026 at 9:40 PM
They just want the country to shit it's pants en masse
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Why not heavy cream? Real fuckin' men drink heavy fuckin' cream!
January 16, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Why not heavy cream? Real fuckin' men drink heavy fuckin' cream!
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yeah, it's raw milk shit basically. RFK is, like all the wellness cranks, a raw milk truther, in that he thinks it's better for you and has been ruthlessly suppressed on behalf of the Reverse Vampires or whatever the fuck he's on. At root, still trying to kill as many kids as he can.
January 16, 2026 at 9:28 PM
yeah, it's raw milk shit basically. RFK is, like all the wellness cranks, a raw milk truther, in that he thinks it's better for you and has been ruthlessly suppressed on behalf of the Reverse Vampires or whatever the fuck he's on. At root, still trying to kill as many kids as he can.
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
Mr. Trump, I so greatly admire the way you lead your nation as a grifting insurrectionist nazi pedophile with horrific body odor and rapidly worsening dementia. I’d like to present you with my Nobel peace prize.
January 16, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Mr. Trump, I so greatly admire the way you lead your nation as a grifting insurrectionist nazi pedophile with horrific body odor and rapidly worsening dementia. I’d like to present you with my Nobel peace prize.
Just awoke from a horrible nightmare where the entire federal government was run by smelly nazi pedophiles hellbent on starting a technofascist race war. Glad it’s not actually true.
January 16, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Just awoke from a horrible nightmare where the entire federal government was run by smelly nazi pedophiles hellbent on starting a technofascist race war. Glad it’s not actually true.
RIP David but he was totally wrong about the future unfortunately
David Lynch passed a year ago today. I hope we all can absorb just a little bit of the energy he put out in his lifetime.
January 16, 2026 at 7:00 PM
RIP David but he was totally wrong about the future unfortunately
Trump is gonna make a statement about how Lara Croft’s tits aren’t big enough isn’t he
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Trump is gonna make a statement about how Lara Croft’s tits aren’t big enough isn’t he
We’re leaving the territory of “mean, hateful, petty narcissist” and entering into “deeply, alarmingly psychologically disturbed individual”
Reporter: Why would you want someone else’s Nobel Prize?
Trump: She offered it to me.
Trump: She offered it to me.
January 16, 2026 at 6:46 PM
We’re leaving the territory of “mean, hateful, petty narcissist” and entering into “deeply, alarmingly psychologically disturbed individual”
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Baloney out for Tony
January 16, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Baloney out for Tony
We made it to Fat Cock Friday with Tony Daffodil. Congrats everyone
January 16, 2026 at 5:42 PM
We made it to Fat Cock Friday with Tony Daffodil. Congrats everyone
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24 hour televised award ceremony
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
24 hour televised award ceremony
The more time Donald Trump spends stealing trophies and awards from people, the less time he can spend raping children and waging war on sovereign nations. We should applaud and encourage this behavior.
January 16, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The more time Donald Trump spends stealing trophies and awards from people, the less time he can spend raping children and waging war on sovereign nations. We should applaud and encourage this behavior.