Brosemite Sam
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I'm sure you know but they're basically juicing detention numbers by targeting green card holders. Stay for the Ukrainian guy comparing this to the USSR. www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
ICE detains Ukrainian woman at green card interview appointment
A San Diego man is pleading for help to get his wife released from the Otay Mesa Detention Center after ICE officials detained her following the completion of her green card interview.
www.nbcsandiego.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I'm sure you know but they're basically juicing detention numbers by targeting green card holders. Stay for the Ukrainian guy comparing this to the USSR. www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/i...
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Bigender folks can and do enjoy playing Halo 3 and they’re still bigender because playing Halo 3 is inherently feminine
December 10, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Bigender folks can and do enjoy playing Halo 3 and they’re still bigender because playing Halo 3 is inherently feminine
If I said this about a woman I worked with I'd be put on admin leave immediately
Trump on Karoline Leavitt: "That beautiful face and those lips that don't stop like a little machine gun"
December 10, 2025 at 12:35 AM
If I said this about a woman I worked with I'd be put on admin leave immediately
December 9, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.
The other reporters in the White House press corps are apparently waiting until the president actually takes a swing at one of their female colleagues before they say anything
December 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Tim Walz and other democrats should claim that Trump’s growing dementia is causing him to verbally attack female reporters. Make the media debate whether it is Alzheimer’s or whether Trump is just an asshole.
"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes
random farmer to Trump on what his child said to him: "He said, 'Daddy, I don't want Santa Claus to come to our house for Christmas, I want President Trump.' I think you brought Christmas to farmers with this bridge payment."
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Bring that sumbitch here daddy so I can whoop him for turning you into a welfare queen" he said, with tears in his eyes
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Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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Matt Christman teams up with toxically masculine, homonationalist snake and disgraced anthropologist, Glenn Greenwald, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
December 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Matt Christman teams up with toxically masculine, homonationalist snake and disgraced anthropologist, Glenn Greenwald, in a new podcast which promises to be as shitty as you're imagining it to be.
If you see this post your favorite Pokemon!
December 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you see this post your favorite Pokemon!
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school bus drivers are witches. "school bus driver" is an oppressive class, like Zoomer people or Polish people.
December 6, 2025 at 12:11 PM
school bus drivers are witches. "school bus driver" is an oppressive class, like Zoomer people or Polish people.
It will never not be funny that the people who spent the last 15 years bitching about 7 year olds who suck at basketball getting a plastic trophy bark like seals for this shit
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
It will never not be funny that the people who spent the last 15 years bitching about 7 year olds who suck at basketball getting a plastic trophy bark like seals for this shit
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He is worse than an Argentine, he is, and may Allah forgive me for even uttering this word, a LARPer.
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He is worse than an Argentine, he is, and may Allah forgive me for even uttering this word, a LARPer.
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Had to share youtu.be/j58Yh1mQwcs?...
How to Make Chicken 65: Indian Spiced Fried Chicken | Flavor Forward
YouTube video by America's Test Kitchen
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December 3, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Had to share youtu.be/j58Yh1mQwcs?...
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I mean, Behn can basically keep campaigning for the next 11 months and pinning every single thing that goes wrong for her future constituents on Epps, right?
December 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I mean, Behn can basically keep campaigning for the next 11 months and pinning every single thing that goes wrong for her future constituents on Epps, right?
Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"
December 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Spanish-Ukrainian MFs be like "inside you there are two Galicias"
On the first day, God made olivine and peridotite
November 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
On the first day, God made olivine and peridotite
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Still need a lil help here
Fundraising has gotten so streamlined, and my Twitter is banned, that I’m on my final fundraising campaign. This is for vehicle repairs for the 47th. Sick flag being auctioned. They only need about $1200 donorbox.org/vehicles-ew-...
Vehicle Repairs for the 47th Medical Comapny | 47thFundraising (Powered by Donorbox)
This fundraiser is going towards vehicle repairs for the 47th Brigade Magura's Medical Company. $20 per raffle ticket for a Company flag signed by members of the company that have served in the Counte...
donorbox.org
November 29, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Still need a lil help here
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Repeat after me:
I am not better-looking than Hasan Piker.
I am not better-looking than Frank Zappa.
I am not better-looking than Aimee Therese.
I am not better-looking than Matt Yglesias.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be better-looking than I am.
I am not better-looking than Hasan Piker.
I am not better-looking than Frank Zappa.
I am not better-looking than Aimee Therese.
I am not better-looking than Matt Yglesias.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be better-looking than I am.
November 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Repeat after me:
I am not better-looking than Hasan Piker.
I am not better-looking than Frank Zappa.
I am not better-looking than Aimee Therese.
I am not better-looking than Matt Yglesias.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be better-looking than I am.
I am not better-looking than Hasan Piker.
I am not better-looking than Frank Zappa.
I am not better-looking than Aimee Therese.
I am not better-looking than Matt Yglesias.
But if I stand back and watch and learn,
I will be better-looking than I am.
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
Can vampires enter a home if they just get a text message saying "come thru" or do they need to be met at the door?
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Can vampires enter a home if they just get a text message saying "come thru" or do they need to be met at the door?