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ugarles.bsky.social
a title and an answer
theophite.bsky.social rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 6d
really excited for 60 Minutes to just be a show about what Alan Dershowitz thinks the age of consent should be
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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gonebabygone.bsky.social
Liberal judicial dissent: Ben Franklin said our government was "a Republic, if you can keep it." This court seems determined to give it away

Conservative judicial dissent: Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles
jenrice.bsky.social jen rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 11d
The TX redistricting dissent from Judge Jerry Smith is in. It's....a lot. He calls out the "pernicious judicial misbehavior" of Judge Brown (a Trump appointed judge) who wrote yesterday's opinion.

www.democracydocket.com/wp-content/u...
November 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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dumbmike.bsky.social
Do you want to view
✖️ Men
✖️ Women
✖️ Couples
✅ Tom Bombadil

tomdabomb: hey guys
tomdabomb: almost at goal
Hornystud: boots
LuvrBoi: show boots
irl12inch: yellow boots NOW
tomdabomb: ok singing goal reached
tomdabomb: this one is called "the river-daughter"
Hornystud: NO
irl12inch: NO
MisterCocks: NO
November 19, 2025 at 7:28 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
The square cube law is that all cubes must be made of squares
November 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Turns out chaos magick works if you delegate control to a robot whose reality is entirely semantic relationships
Panel from the comic The Invisibles, in which a psychic wizard uses a small mirrored card and neurolinguistic magic to convince a top secret facility employee that he has authorization to enter a restricted area
November 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
There Is No Antimemetics Division: What if Barbelith Wanted to Kill You

(fantastic book.)
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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kleinman.bsky.social
He's not kidding, this is amazing
matttomic.bsky.social ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 25d
Oh my GOD. The song that Rudy Giuliani used in his anti-Zohran post is fucking AI-generated.

It's a song called "September 11, 2001" and it's from some AI slop factory called The Experience. You need to hear how bad this song is.

music.apple.com/cz/album/sep...
September 11, 2001 (9/11) - Single by The Experience on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 1 Song
music.apple.com
November 5, 2025 at 7:11 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Give his photographer a raise
October 31, 2025 at 3:12 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Absolutely disqualifying. This tattoo was wrong then and it's wrong now. Platner must withdraw.
October 21, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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lucavi.bsky.social
October 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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barleybap.bsky.social
Screenshot of Link's Awakening on Game Boy. An MSN Messenger window has been overlayed with the following dialogue: Shopkeeper : hey r u waking wind fish??? Shopkeeper : pls stop lets talk Shopkeeper : sry i electrocute u for stealing i overreacted Shopkeeper : 10% off bomb and u don't wake?
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Very specific prediction: this will drive some extreme derangement in Chilean right wing circles
October 17, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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segyges.bsky.social
the two types of racist are food racist and sex racist. all racists fall into these two categories. hitler? sex racist. mussolini? food racist.

stephen miller? sex racist. jd vance? food racist.

despite being racist about food sometimes, donald trump is a sex racist
lowrhoufo.bsky.social LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇻🇪 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · Oct 13
Food racism drives you crazy faster than most forms of racism
October 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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magneticsara.bsky.social
This makes me think of the night that the skeletons came to life every time I get groceries and forget to bring bags
Photo of a QFC grocery bag with handles, including instructions to "pull handles up,.not out"
October 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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cyberbadboy.com
The Chevy Blade penetrates the shield
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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blackle.bsky.social
failed the anti-mirror test the other day. they found someone off the street that looked a lot like me. styled their hair the same as me. put me in a room that was connected to another via a mirror-shaped window. the other was in the opposite room with a red mark on their forehead. they had been trained to mimic my movements—an incredible talent, I must admit. I stupidly took the bait. tried to rub away the mark, thinking I also had it. the other pointed and laughed. what a fool I've been made out to be! if only I had been more diligent, more meticulous... then maybe I'd still have my dignity. keen spite of reason, they got me again! the scientists offered a chance to "get one back" on my doppelganger. they put that red mark on my forehead. placed me in the opposite room this time. I spotted my other in the "mirror" the moment I came in. followed their movements quite exactly, I was very proud of myself... but the other wouldn't bite. why were they not reaching up to wipe away the mark that I could see wasn't there? we played this game for after 10 minutes when I was beguiled with the shock of my life. I had appeared behind myself. it was the doppelganger! in the room with me! turns out that the "mirror" window was no window. it was a real mirror this time! I'd been duped again! the mark they'd put on my forehead was a ruse—the scientists had just dabbed water on the spot and claimed it was ink. I was fooled again! what a detestable beast they've hollowed me into. it's all over. do me a service, kill me in the mouth clean and simple
September 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Eric Adams video on searching for contraband in King Solomon's tomb
screamerjim.bsky.social Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · Sep 23
I’d rather you just slur me at this point
September 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Dr. No spins his chair and he's stroking one of these
gracekind.net Grace @gracekind.net · Sep 23
I was 100% sure this was some inside joke I wasn’t getting but no

casio just launched an ai rodent

www.casio.com/us/moflin/
September 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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jonbenetrumsfeld.blacksky.app
otter eating abalone
September 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
"We locked SEVENTY translators inside the PHAROS OF ALEXANDRIA, and they won't leave until ALL of their translations of the blessed SCRIPTURES to koine match EXACTLY" - Mr. Therion
August 29, 2025 at 11:47 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
CHRIS HANSEN: Why don't you have a seat over there

META EMPLOYEE R2-D2: (sad whistle)
August 14, 2025 at 5:13 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Posting this in response to the New Yorker stomp clap hey article and making everyone mad
Meme of a possum, morels, and cornbread reading "ignoring and writing off southern states as unsalvageable due to regressive policies does nothing to help those fighting against such policies, and only aides further regression / your neighborhood isn't better just because it has brick oven pizzas and craft breweries"
August 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
The future is a utility monster
August 5, 2025 at 5:14 AM
esquirrou.bsky.social
Bobbies in shambles as they frisk me for ninja swords only to find my perfectly legal kusari-gama
August 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
esquirrou.bsky.social
July 24, 2025 at 9:53 PM