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greg2hats
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· Nov 24
I'm pregnant from an elf
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I’ve never met anyone who was “into meat” the way Americans are, truly one of the most bizarre aspects of their food culture. It’s like they’re channeling their kindergarten picky eating into something asinine on national level
“it’s called the salmon of meat” will stick with me for a while lol
November 26, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I’ve never met anyone who was “into meat” the way Americans are, truly one of the most bizarre aspects of their food culture. It’s like they’re channeling their kindergarten picky eating into something asinine on national level
Good name for a high fantasy hero who starts out as a poor farmer: Pigless
November 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Good name for a high fantasy hero who starts out as a poor farmer: Pigless
I'm working on a one man show called either "Elon and Me" or "Scenes from a Parking Lot." I say one man because he will be played by a hyper intelligent AI with the intelligence of 100 or 200 PhDs. It's already able to say "yeah, uh, like" and so on. We are still working on how it will smoke a cigar
November 26, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I'm working on a one man show called either "Elon and Me" or "Scenes from a Parking Lot." I say one man because he will be played by a hyper intelligent AI with the intelligence of 100 or 200 PhDs. It's already able to say "yeah, uh, like" and so on. We are still working on how it will smoke a cigar
To the farmers of Americas staple crops- thank you for your 'soy-vice'!
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
To the farmers of Americas staple crops- thank you for your 'soy-vice'!
You can put Doritos on a charcuterie board as long as you have more than one type, right? I think that's the charcuterie rule
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
You can put Doritos on a charcuterie board as long as you have more than one type, right? I think that's the charcuterie rule
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I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I saw some horrible copy on a Chili's menu tonight:
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
HUNGRY? Get ready not to be
I think if someone at work told me they wanted to call a computer program a "thick client," I'd tell them to go wack off into the toilet down the hall then try that again without the locker room language.
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I think if someone at work told me they wanted to call a computer program a "thick client," I'd tell them to go wack off into the toilet down the hall then try that again without the locker room language.
You can use an HSA to buy a penis pump right? I'm just going to return it for cash to commit some light medical billing fraud. But if it's a really expensive custom shaped one, you can use HSA?
November 25, 2025 at 12:01 AM
You can use an HSA to buy a penis pump right? I'm just going to return it for cash to commit some light medical billing fraud. But if it's a really expensive custom shaped one, you can use HSA?
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This could work! Like the Packers bar in NYC could have a 70s night, where if you stay in character as a fan from the 70s you pay 70s prices for your beer
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This could work! Like the Packers bar in NYC could have a 70s night, where if you stay in character as a fan from the 70s you pay 70s prices for your beer
I am a youth pastor, aspiring comic, it's not stealing a joke if two people are inspired by the same events at the same time, and those charges were dropped. Thanks for the follow!
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I am a youth pastor, aspiring comic, it's not stealing a joke if two people are inspired by the same events at the same time, and those charges were dropped. Thanks for the follow!
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You know how there are some historical reenactment museum areas where you can go and see people dressed old timey churning butter and making horseshoes? There should be one that's a bar and kids can go listen to reenactors complain about their city's sports teams from different decades
Short form video looks like something they would make the patients watch in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
November 24, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Short form video looks like something they would make the patients watch in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest
one thing i take for granted but am grateful for is that all of my children's grandparents have decent political beliefs and we can have happy relationships with them. it really is awful how much damage the GOP has done to "the family" as a set of connections across generations
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 PM
one thing i take for granted but am grateful for is that all of my children's grandparents have decent political beliefs and we can have happy relationships with them. it really is awful how much damage the GOP has done to "the family" as a set of connections across generations
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But the really important point (even if you think the numbers are too high) is that every problematic issue (childcare, housing, healthcare, higher education) IS A NONTRADEABLE, and yet we are subjected to endless blah-blah about trade as the problem. Below is from Bessent’s WSJ op-ed).
November 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
But the really important point (even if you think the numbers are too high) is that every problematic issue (childcare, housing, healthcare, higher education) IS A NONTRADEABLE, and yet we are subjected to endless blah-blah about trade as the problem. Below is from Bessent’s WSJ op-ed).
Looks like the Go Off Kings did not win a Webby this year either.
It is truly such a bad feeling to know your team will never ever win. Like if the Canucks had somehow won a cup back in 1972 I would be like okay well they’ve won before. So it’s technically possible. But they’ve never won and they never will. So what the fuck!
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Looks like the Go Off Kings did not win a Webby this year either.
The school lunch menu people are so real for always putting good stuff on Monday. I know you need to dump off some nasty shit on tuesdays but I appreciate the monday gimme
November 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The school lunch menu people are so real for always putting good stuff on Monday. I know you need to dump off some nasty shit on tuesdays but I appreciate the monday gimme
(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid
November 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
(Texting you from Bandit's Pass) sorry can't talk rn. I'm being waylaid
Actually got a good deal at Target today (bagged salads on their best by date selling for $1). First time for everything
November 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Actually got a good deal at Target today (bagged salads on their best by date selling for $1). First time for everything
I'm wearing a fortnite skin
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I'm wearing a fortnite skin
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Mister Act
November 22, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Mister Act
If you could get five minutes alone with Trump, knowing that he would repeat whatever you told him as our new national policy and priority, what would it be?
For me it would an all-male remake of Sister Act.
For me it would an all-male remake of Sister Act.
November 22, 2025 at 2:21 AM
If you could get five minutes alone with Trump, knowing that he would repeat whatever you told him as our new national policy and priority, what would it be?
For me it would an all-male remake of Sister Act.
For me it would an all-male remake of Sister Act.
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hey have i asked you guys this before?
November 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
hey have i asked you guys this before?
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I knew someone who shared a birthday with their sister, one year apart. They decided to count back 9 months and found their dad’s birthday. They regretted working that out.
November 21, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I knew someone who shared a birthday with their sister, one year apart. They decided to count back 9 months and found their dad’s birthday. They regretted working that out.
Ok this lived up to the hype
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Ok this lived up to the hype