greg2hats
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greg2hats
@cyberbadboy.com
PhD in Yo Momma
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you know whats kind of annoying. if i wanted to make a funny post about being on a fake show called "The Herbalist" where I play Dr. Mark Anansi, PhD, I cant say its on CBS. "The Herbalist" is like the guy who got turned into Swamp Thing meets Dr Quinn, Medicine Woman. Its not some Nazi crap
January 9, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Dang it sounds like there's really only one solution if these people cannot be reintegrated into civil society without posing a danger to themselves and others. I think you should post it instead of me though.
January 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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X is producing deepfakes at a rate 84x higher than the top 5 dedicated deepfake sites combined, according to an analysis. Victims say there's no recourse. Their images are still up despite reports to X, and those who speak out become targets. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
January 7, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I'm in a portal
January 7, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The dumbass kids in my life are telling me there's a meme reset and we're not doing brainrots anymore. Figured I ought to pass that on to the other dumbasses I know (you)
January 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
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Extremely rare Newsom W
Mic Drop Savage. 🔥🔥🔥
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
the US oil wars have gone from tragedy to farce to whatever comes after farce
January 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
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Personally I do think it’s very cool when you spend 2 years working on a project about a sport you love and then some guy takes the transcripts of it to spit out an AI script for himself to read over a YouTube video for money. Thanks David!!!!!
Love seeing my friend @johncullen.bsky.social’s hard work on Broomgate get chewed up and shit out into some dickhead’s video essay for morons. But hey at least he linked to the podcast he stole in the description!
January 5, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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in my mind he is the tiny man getting murdered by butts in the namio harukawa illustrations. he is just killing time at a town meeting before the inevitable
January 5, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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For real, if you aren’t already listening to this you should be. Also someone put it on a curriculum somewhere because this really is exactly what I mean when I say we need to have BEEN getting our mafia news from sources beyond Hollywood movie portrayals.
January 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Those magic words we all want to see... "Guest Starring Ken Marino"
January 4, 2026 at 4:10 AM
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"SERIES 78, AERO SPACE DEFENSE COMMAND BOX 1 OF 2 V-0092," slide 34 of 38 [gallery]
January 2, 2026 at 2:00 AM
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I called both my senators and demanded Congress investigate xAI over this. Probably won't matter but it felt good at least
so x dot com’s ai generated CSAM and they admitted it may violate US law and … i haven’t seen in anyone in power say much at all or call to stop using the platform
January 2, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Looks like it's Post a Pig Destroyer Song With an Alsome Opening a Riff and a Long Skit At The End Thursday again! youtube.com/watch?v=PK0f...
Pig Destroyer - Gravedancer
YouTube video by Tony Hawk's Soundtracks
m.youtube.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:13 PM
The noble hound
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
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January 1, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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mike f on how one of his accounts got nuked

rip homniegh see u on the other side
December 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
No offense but my caveman approach to politics (if you are my enemy then fuck you and die) is the historical norm over thousands of years whereas this "ooh we should welcome them back oh ohh" is the result of the relatively recent overproduction of people who can read vs people who can draw a bow
December 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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December 30, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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If you're the kind of person whose idea of a great joke is quote tweeting posts with just the name of a movie or an anime or a video game or whatever else it tenuously reminded you of, you are the target audience for AI videos of shit like spongebob meeting john wick
December 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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nodding
December 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I told my sons they need to clean up Legos, eat dinner, and shower within one hour if they want to watch a movie tonight. Their plan appears to be the same as Bill and Ted where they invent a time machine at some point in the future and use that to go back and accomplish the tasks
December 28, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Was going to do something fun but then I remembered we have a special election and I have to waste my time VOTING
December 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Got an ad for a new clog busting product called "Draino Commando" where the stuff was personified as a commando who the govt brain washed to believe his family was kidnapped and taken down a drain and that's why he (the draino) would attack clogs so violently to get them back? It's a bit much
December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
This Christmas just hasn't been the same without another entry in the breakout Netflix franchise "Red One" that brought families together with record setting concurrent viewers in 2024. #SadToSay #ButDatsHowItIs
December 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM