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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 2h

I met a guy who told me he was the Wishmaster so I said my wish was for infinite wishes. He said he didn't actually grant wishes, his job was to know all wishes. I said you're not the wish master, you're the wish analytics guy. He said Fate decides all but spreadsheets do help organize his thoughts

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 9h

That in turn reminds me of when Stefan sent me a picture of a wall display of assorted consumer crap including a few tastefully mingled vibrators. And it was from Barnes and Noble

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 9h

Lmao

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 9h

Reminds me of this potted plant and dildo store

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 9h

Walked by local business "Plant Slut" while chaperoning a fifth grade field trip and have filed my dislike of "___ Slut" business names under the "everyone is twelve now" file

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Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 12h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 1d

I wish that breast milk were a fetish thing but for me the sense memory is standing in front of the bottle warmer after my 1000th night of interrupted sleep with the lowest level of cognition you can have while also conscious. Standing there with the neuronal activity of a crab waiting for it

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 1d

My nipples are visible from afar

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Ian Bogost 🍔 @ibogost.bsky.social · 1d

You are not prepared for how bad this is.

Prediction: the Successor to Postmodernism

The defining reframe of the AI generation

a16z.substack.com

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 1d

I threw a scoop of vanilla protein powder in my oatmeal and the hot sweet milky smell was basically like breast milk. Not to yuck your yum if you're a baby but that's not for me

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 2d

There was a period in the 90s when Tim burton was on a heater with his PG-13 goth style and it made you think, is there a latent popular love of goth shit? They play "love will tear us apart" on tv...maybe everyone's a little goth? But if you pushed on that it turned out, no, they still hate goths

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❍ @latticeparable.bsky.social · 2d

I am working on an artbook about Mushroom societies that have overgrown the world after humanity has gone extinct

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 2d

I got some mustard at Walmart and I've been very happy with it except that every time I eat it I remember when beebee said that Jon drank Kmart beer

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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 2d

I would like to get to a place where consigning 14 million people to death isn’t described as “DOGE didn’t do much.”

Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 2d

Did DOGE save us $2 trillion?

“Not even close. .. Total spending excluding interest rose $220 billion, or 4%, for the entire fiscal year.” 🤡

@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/economy/tari...

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JF @jessefarrar.com · 2d

23 and me. whats that, leonardo dicaprios dating app?

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

My dentist told me to stop eating the white gravel in other peoples gardens even though they look like candy 😳 Because I already rocks! 😃

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

👀

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

Hard not to see a century of stochastic warfare against any symbol of "the US" coming out of our unprovoked attack on humanity as a species

Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 3d

The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.

MAE SOT, Thailand (AP) - Mohammed Taher clutched the lifeless body of his 2-year-old son and wept. Ever since his family's food rations stopped arriving at their internment camp in Myanmar in April, the father had watched helplessly as his once-vibrant baby boy weakened, suffering from diarrhea and begging for food.
On May 21, exactly two weeks after Taher's little boy died, U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio sat before Congress and declared: "No one has died" because of his government's decision to gut its foreign aid program. Rubio also insisted: "No children are dying on my watch."
That, Taher says, "is a lie."

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

One time a guy told me what he thought was a very funny aphorism "I'll try anything once except sucking dick and suicide" and while I probably won't do those either I would generalize it further to "I'll try anything once unless I think I won't like it"

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 3d

Hate it when kids say "Unc is evaporating" about me. Yeah no shit. It's called the water cycle. Why don't you little twerps comment on how I'm gaining just as much water from rainwater run off and my various tributaries. Or is that not "six seven" to you

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Kris, spelled “Kris” @nottherealkris.bsky.social · 4d

Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Brothers

Leon Thomas @renegadecut.bsky.social · 4d

the texas national guard is showing up in chicago to let everyone see what the most unfucked dudes look like.

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 4d

i will never like that post :the-saluting-emoji-man:

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 4d

My wife finally confronted me about some hachiya persimmons I've been keeping in the freezer for at least a year, so I cooked them up into some thing like preserves. It looks absolutely disgusting but I've been mixing it into my oatmeal for breakfast. This is my "this is how I win" but for losing

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yeast @colourmode.bsky.social · Jan 2

they should let apes into society

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 5d

PregnantMagician123!

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