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greg2hats
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PhD in Yo Momma
The noble hound
January 1, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Reddit movie discussions have the same kind of "wait why do you like this if you don't understand it at all" as Onion reply riffs but I loled at "I like the movie because it has a fantastic moon." I disagree that Pandora is one but I can agree that having a fantastic moon is important.
December 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
as a "cool uncle" i ordered my niece and nephew some art from these shops: www.inprnt.com/gallery/anya... by @anyachalina.bsky.social and from www.inprnt.com/gallery/katt... a print by @garin.bsky.social . You should check them out!
December 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
ill be real with you. i do not fw this
December 15, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Please be for real right now
December 9, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Don't do this to me
November 26, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Ok this lived up to the hype
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 PM
This Christmas, give her the gift of Linux.
November 21, 2025 at 3:32 AM
When my friend bort says he needs $120 to get DoorDash for dinner and a separate DoorDash order to get a soda from 7-11, please know that he is need. This is his alternative.
November 17, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I got this cereal really cheap and I think it's because they picked a typeface that looks like ai nonsense even though it's not
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
yup thats me. youre probably wondering how i got/am "here"
October 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
at one time i said the only thing AI was good for was generating porn. Despite OpenAI's pivot, I now think that was overly generous.

AI is an autocomplete for computer programming - adjust your market sizing accordingly.
October 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Why is no one talking about this
August 30, 2025 at 3:02 AM
August 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Y'all have got me fucked up talking about $14 for 4 lbs of apples
August 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Me: I think I'll sit here.

My dogs: good idea. I invented it.
August 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
what is your fucking problem
August 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Local events newsletter stays killing it
July 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
when i take my kids on vacation and tell them that screen time is over
June 26, 2025 at 11:03 PM
thinking again about the best reply ive ever received
June 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
My family hit me with a Father's Day treasure hunt of my daily schedule.
June 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Yeah it's called marriage. Hello!
June 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
wow they finally did it. theyre paying reparations to gamers for how bad the games are
June 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
To those about to sip....we salute you
June 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM