Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
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24 hour televised award ceremony
January 16, 2026 at 7:11 AM
24 hour televised award ceremony
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NO MOM IT'S FOR TWITTER!!!
January 16, 2026 at 1:35 AM
NO MOM IT'S FOR TWITTER!!!
This is kind of like when I made fun of Pete Hegseth for crying in public and someone yelled at me because people shouldn’t feel ashamed of crying in public
January 16, 2026 at 12:54 AM
This is kind of like when I made fun of Pete Hegseth for crying in public and someone yelled at me because people shouldn’t feel ashamed of crying in public
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Looks like the music video for Black Hole Sun
January 15, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Looks like the music video for Black Hole Sun
Wonder how much you get for the fifa one
January 15, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Wonder how much you get for the fifa one
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True, but Trump yelling and whining and stomping his feet until he finally gets a hand-me-down prize from a woman who actually did something to earn it is also extremely on brand
January 15, 2026 at 9:53 PM
True, but Trump yelling and whining and stomping his feet until he finally gets a hand-me-down prize from a woman who actually did something to earn it is also extremely on brand
This is probably very bad, but also, lmao
January 15, 2026 at 9:21 PM
This is probably very bad, but also, lmao
That was your first mistake
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 PM
That was your first mistake
You simply have to rock them in the face
January 15, 2026 at 6:27 PM
You simply have to rock them in the face
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I’m making a direct appeal to the president — please die already you haggard fuckhead
January 15, 2026 at 6:26 PM
I’m making a direct appeal to the president — please die already you haggard fuckhead
Ok I’ll stick it out
January 15, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Ok I’ll stick it out