Ian Miles Schlong
@tedcruznipples.com
Area man, unfortunately
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
Bluesky’s #1 Ken Bone hater
in Los Angeles
he/him
I wish his finger was in that sucker
January 20, 2026 at 8:24 PM
I wish his finger was in that sucker
It’s unconscionable that these people can gather together in a room and the room wouldn’t get drone struck
January 19, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It’s unconscionable that these people can gather together in a room and the room wouldn’t get drone struck
What’s going on with these pants
January 19, 2026 at 3:33 AM
What’s going on with these pants
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 PM
What the actual hell is going on with the eugenicist nazi pedos and whole milk? Did I miss something?
Tfw you give up your Nobel peace prize to an evil demented pedophile who smells horrible, for reasons that aren’t entirely clear
January 15, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Tfw you give up your Nobel peace prize to an evil demented pedophile who smells horrible, for reasons that aren’t entirely clear
Good news: : Demoralization is setting in on the right
Their usual tricks aren't working and the Trump Admin is falling apart
They are facing total morale collapse
Advance
Their usual tricks aren't working and the Trump Admin is falling apart
They are facing total morale collapse
Advance
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Good news: : Demoralization is setting in on the right
Their usual tricks aren't working and the Trump Admin is falling apart
They are facing total morale collapse
Advance
Their usual tricks aren't working and the Trump Admin is falling apart
They are facing total morale collapse
Advance
Pump more you disgusting piece of shit
January 14, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Pump more you disgusting piece of shit
“And then he said 'You're either going to pay me this amount of money to keep me, or I'm going to start my own business selling this stuff””
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
“And then he said 'You're either going to pay me this amount of money to keep me, or I'm going to start my own business selling this stuff””
In the throes of passion thrusting my ass off trying to remember what I read in the New York Times
January 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
In the throes of passion thrusting my ass off trying to remember what I read in the New York Times
Poor little baby just had to go and become Deputy Director of the FBI. It’s so horrible that those mean, mean people made him do that.
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Poor little baby just had to go and become Deputy Director of the FBI. It’s so horrible that those mean, mean people made him do that.
This guy absolutely cannot shut up about how much he hates black people. Really disturbing on multiple levels. He’s rabid
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This guy absolutely cannot shut up about how much he hates black people. Really disturbing on multiple levels. He’s rabid
The scammers really have their fingers on the pulse of this app
January 8, 2026 at 8:17 PM
The scammers really have their fingers on the pulse of this app
I also volunteer Andrew Tate to fight in the battle of Greenland
January 6, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I also volunteer Andrew Tate to fight in the battle of Greenland
Stephen Miller looks like if they took Kermit the frog’s facial features, slapped them on Scott Adam’s body, and somehow the results were even less sexy than the sum of its parts would imply
January 3, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Stephen Miller looks like if they took Kermit the frog’s facial features, slapped them on Scott Adam’s body, and somehow the results were even less sexy than the sum of its parts would imply
The Donroe Doctrine
January 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
The Donroe Doctrine
No fuckin way dude. What?!
January 3, 2026 at 9:27 AM
No fuckin way dude. What?!
🎼We arreee Charlie Kiirrkkkkk
We carrryyyy the flameeeee
We’ll fiiiiigghhhtt for the gospellllllll
We’ll honorrrr his nameeeee🎶
We carrryyyy the flameeeee
We’ll fiiiiigghhhtt for the gospellllllll
We’ll honorrrr his nameeeee🎶
January 2, 2026 at 6:50 PM
🎼We arreee Charlie Kiirrkkkkk
We carrryyyy the flameeeee
We’ll fiiiiigghhhtt for the gospellllllll
We’ll honorrrr his nameeeee🎶
We carrryyyy the flameeeee
We’ll fiiiiigghhhtt for the gospellllllll
We’ll honorrrr his nameeeee🎶
Thanks. I’d rather stab my dick repeatedly with a salad fork than take a virtual tour of President Trump’s office, but thanks.
December 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Thanks. I’d rather stab my dick repeatedly with a salad fork than take a virtual tour of President Trump’s office, but thanks.
Mfw the woke globalists in Hollywood refuse to cast me in motion pictures
December 29, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Mfw the woke globalists in Hollywood refuse to cast me in motion pictures
