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Uncle extraordinaire. Southern af. Black and Puerto Rican. In my 40’s and very cranky. My presence is a present.
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How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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This is called “chain refoulment” and it’s illegal under both U.S. and international law. And the State Department and ICE know very well what Ghana is doing and simply don’t care.
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Elon’s future in-laws:
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
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Can Elon come in?
Ruin Thanksgiving in four words: ___ ___ ___ ___
November 25, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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"Donald Trump will vouch that my conspiracy theory is true, so who's laughing now?"
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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wild to watch someone clearly having a mental breakdown with delusions that they’re the qanon leader. also she’s fighting with bari weiss’ substack now
Typical of the French to screw this up
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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I feel like it is culturally important to note that I recently played an old episode of the Simpsons on Disney+ for some kids and then a random newer episode and the kids, unprompted, were like “how come this isn’t as funny?” so it’s not just nostalgia we are correct
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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l bet some of y‘all think Kristi is joking.

Nope.

The Republicans hid this on purpose for almost a year and the MSM missed it.

www.politico.com/news/magazin...
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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Those people giving the Congressmen their medications and checkups are nurses.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Honestly have him focus on movies instead of shit that matters
A person directly familiar with the conversations tells Semafor that Donald Trump has personally pressed Larry Ellison to revive Brett Ratner's "Rush Hour" franchise.
www.semafor.com/article/11/2...
Exclusive: How Trump is trying to remake American culture — starting with his favorite buddy-cop franchise
The president is offering some creative input on potential upcoming projects.
www.semafor.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I’ll never forget being completely unprepared to go clubbing in 2011 after not going for a few years. “Fuck you mean I need hard bottoms to go to the club?”
The kids won’t ever get to experience the Business casual club era dawg ….. It was summer time and folks was sweating in that business casual
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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This how they want us to show up to the airport now too lol
The kids won’t ever get to experience the Business casual club era dawg ….. It was summer time and folks was sweating in that business casual
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Richest man upset about Black people in ads
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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As the year comes to an end, I'm reposting some of the comics I made this year, including this ridiculous thing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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The plan? Charge our paid subscribers actual money to read us complaining about paper towels — that way they’ll be more appreciative when our editorial board makes actual substantive arguments, regardless of how bad or socially corrosive they are.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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Progresso CEO after he saw the news
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Really finding out who would open a brown bag labeled “dead dove: do not eat” with this one
I saw it so…
November 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Damn how y'all let trans people ruin boobs for you? Sounds like a personal problem. Boobs are the gift that keeps on giving.
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I saw it so…
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Legit started smoking for the extra breaks when I worked in a call center. I left and quit like 2 months later
Call centers would want you to bring in doctors notes, for having to piss when it wasn't your break time. But them smokers could roam free, stankin up the building.
November 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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the humanities are going to have the last laugh on this one, i think
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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“My culture is not a costume!”: Gamers roast NBA 2K for adding quarter zips instead of fixing the game bit.ly/48j7xCi
November 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Jesus Christ, Vanity Fair, stop trying to make felch happen.
I regret to inform you there is more Olivia Newzzi: the print VF will feature a nude portrait by artist Isabelle Brourman that is also destined for Art Basel Miami Beach. Notably, its inclusion appears be a surprise to VF staff. VF looking worse and worse here. www.artnews.com/art-news/new...
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM