Polo The Unproblematic Bald
@syndicatedghost.bsky.social
Chicagoan. Married to a Jamaican woman. Father to some genius kids. Frat (Ace club) in Broke Phi Broke, Inc. Every time I cough, it sounds like a bark cuz I got that dawg in me.
Pinned
And idgaf if you 🫵🏿 feel different… please remember that 😊
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Some of yall opinions really do stink.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
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I heard they can be tough to come back from.
I would wish an Achilles injury on my worst enemy. It’s that fucking bad!
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I heard they can be tough to come back from.
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I’m glad we all agree that 2 Chainz had the best verse on “Mercy”.
January 31, 2026 at 3:28 AM
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Shon lmaooo this country af
Fuller than two ticks on a couples retreat at a log cabin.
January 31, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Shon lmaooo this country af
Y’all be gaming? 👀
January 31, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Y’all be gaming? 👀
Show the class friend!
My new glasses match my hair 🥰
January 31, 2026 at 2:13 AM
Show the class friend!
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I wish ppl (men) would understand cheating is not about the act itself. For me it’s the BETRAYAL of your word. Thats all a man has in my eyes and once i let you in and you cross that boundary…ima find my peace but it’s forever fuck you in the process.
Please believe i go through every step.💋
Please believe i go through every step.💋
January 31, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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Purchased this game. It’s gon take an hour to move this data. Let this joint settle in and I’ll be spending the night relaxing. 🥳
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Purchased this game. It’s gon take an hour to move this data. Let this joint settle in and I’ll be spending the night relaxing. 🥳
Gotta clear half a terabyte of storage off the console to my SSD before I can download this game 😭😭😭
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Gotta clear half a terabyte of storage off the console to my SSD before I can download this game 😭😭😭
I read the description. I’m intrigued. Bout to buy it. Fuck it.
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
I read the description. I’m intrigued. Bout to buy it. Fuck it.
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Like I don’t give a fuck who your social circle is, how much money you got, what you do, where you travel, what you drive, none of it! That weak shit on the internet don’t impress me. Being a genuinely good person would tho
January 31, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Like I don’t give a fuck who your social circle is, how much money you got, what you do, where you travel, what you drive, none of it! That weak shit on the internet don’t impress me. Being a genuinely good person would tho
Forty dollars?!
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January 31, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Forty dollars?!
One of these answers gon be correct lmaoo
January 31, 2026 at 1:34 AM
One of these answers gon be correct lmaoo
Ooohhhh I’m bout to get faded and download this arc raiders game 🥳🥳🥳
January 31, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ooohhhh I’m bout to get faded and download this arc raiders game 🥳🥳🥳
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I thought we destroyed the distance & illusion of celebrity, like 5 scandals ago. Pack they ass up!
Sooo, how are we, as a society, going about celebrities after all of this?
January 31, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I thought we destroyed the distance & illusion of celebrity, like 5 scandals ago. Pack they ass up!
Wait now lol we ain’t gotta go to the extremes okay?!
I think I’d rather be seeing them basketballs for a bootyhole y’all got than to be watching y’all defend people in the fucking Epstein files!
January 31, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Wait now lol we ain’t gotta go to the extremes okay?!
D! (I think)
Ok, since there's ANOTHER cold front, tonight's #withoutgoogling question is related:
#Withoutgoogling: which of the following ISN'T TRUE about snow:
A. It can get too cold to snow.
B. Snow is not white.
C. Snow is a mineral.
D. All snowflakes are hexagonal.
E. It snows on Mars.
#Withoutgoogling: which of the following ISN'T TRUE about snow:
A. It can get too cold to snow.
B. Snow is not white.
C. Snow is a mineral.
D. All snowflakes are hexagonal.
E. It snows on Mars.
January 31, 2026 at 1:21 AM
D! (I think)
Lemme just say… I just did that right now. This snowing is different from the snowing when I was a youth lmaooo
Won’t be doing that again
Won’t be doing that again
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Lemme just say… I just did that right now. This snowing is different from the snowing when I was a youth lmaooo
Won’t be doing that again
Won’t be doing that again
Sometimes I do shit that reminds me of my childhood. Like walking to the corner store to get junk food while it’s snowing.
January 31, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Sometimes I do shit that reminds me of my childhood. Like walking to the corner store to get junk food while it’s snowing.
Folks acting funny with you?
Chile, y’all can follow me on IG. Y’all can keep your secrets on this app. I’m so good on ya’ll kskssk
January 31, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Folks acting funny with you?
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idk about everybody else, but the same way i was before.
fuck them folks.
fuck them folks.
January 31, 2026 at 1:09 AM
idk about everybody else, but the same way i was before.
fuck them folks.
fuck them folks.
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They’re making covers, not just using samples, of songs from my era
How old are y’all??
January 30, 2026 at 10:39 PM
They’re making covers, not just using samples, of songs from my era
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Be pragmatic in front of the hoes.
Absolute mastery of language.
Absolute mastery of language.
January 31, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Be pragmatic in front of the hoes.
Absolute mastery of language.
Absolute mastery of language.
Well damn lol but I felt this
Y’all be on here talking to people crazy but it’s ok because I’m waiting for the day one of yall talk to ME crazy fr, Im absolutely gone give y’all the first Bluesky fight!
January 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Well damn lol but I felt this
It’s snowing again. Fuck
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a rock
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January 31, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It’s snowing again. Fuck