Brioche Bambina
@breadbae.blacksky.app
FKA eatwithnia | #eattolearn
pronounced Ni-ya
I don’t eat peas or beans | Food is political | typos are seasoning | food selfies got me into a phd program | intersection of food policy & culture
Mi corazón es en Brooklyn
pronounced Ni-ya
I don’t eat peas or beans | Food is political | typos are seasoning | food selfies got me into a phd program | intersection of food policy & culture
Mi corazón es en Brooklyn
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Brioche Bambina
@breadbae.blacksky.app
· Oct 29
Since your government hates you and doesn’t care if you starve despite you paying taxes into a system that should help you like SNAP…
This is where you can get food if you need it.
This is where you can get food if you need it.
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All real estate ads should be this good
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
All real estate ads should be this good
So I’m bugging on the price of those clocks????
January 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
So I’m bugging on the price of those clocks????
Using Ai and it misspelling McDonalds is pretty ironic to represent America.
There honestly cannot be a satire cutting enough to make fun of Americans. What the fuck do you mean the highest colonial ideal you could imagine was a parking lot with McDonald's on both sides
January 10, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Using Ai and it misspelling McDonalds is pretty ironic to represent America.
Question for the chat…
How much is too much for a vintage wall clock?
How much is too much for a vintage wall clock?
January 10, 2026 at 5:24 PM
Question for the chat…
How much is too much for a vintage wall clock?
How much is too much for a vintage wall clock?
My eye opened all the way up this morning and ‘A whole new world,’ started playing.
January 10, 2026 at 5:23 PM
My eye opened all the way up this morning and ‘A whole new world,’ started playing.
January 10, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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Anonymous has deeply disappointed me in the last decade or so.
Did they all finally graduate high school or something? No one picked up the torch? Did they not mentor?!?
*gasps* Are they all right wing podcasters now?
Did they all finally graduate high school or something? No one picked up the torch? Did they not mentor?!?
*gasps* Are they all right wing podcasters now?
January 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Anonymous has deeply disappointed me in the last decade or so.
Did they all finally graduate high school or something? No one picked up the torch? Did they not mentor?!?
*gasps* Are they all right wing podcasters now?
Did they all finally graduate high school or something? No one picked up the torch? Did they not mentor?!?
*gasps* Are they all right wing podcasters now?
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The George Floyd Justice In Policing Act Of 2021 Watching it’s self get gentrified:
January 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
The George Floyd Justice In Policing Act Of 2021 Watching it’s self get gentrified:
And be talking about shooting up the club, rooftop, patio, park and gazebo at that!
January 10, 2026 at 4:55 PM
And be talking about shooting up the club, rooftop, patio, park and gazebo at that!
Don’t you have kids — plural??
Why does everybody hate condoms? Do they feel weird?
January 10, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Don’t you have kids — plural??
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The funniest part of ALL of this is that even if you remove race the term doesn’t apply because it’s not just about being killed by law enforcement. It’s about being IGNORED afterwards. That is literally THE OPPOSITE of what’s happened here so it doesn’t apply in any way. But you wouldn’t know that…
January 10, 2026 at 4:45 PM
The funniest part of ALL of this is that even if you remove race the term doesn’t apply because it’s not just about being killed by law enforcement. It’s about being IGNORED afterwards. That is literally THE OPPOSITE of what’s happened here so it doesn’t apply in any way. But you wouldn’t know that…
Mary still going to same spot on Delancey to get a fur tells you everything you need to know about her.
(Also, happy to know that spot is still open, so I can holla at them about a shearling).
(Also, happy to know that spot is still open, so I can holla at them about a shearling).
January 10, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Mary still going to same spot on Delancey to get a fur tells you everything you need to know about her.
(Also, happy to know that spot is still open, so I can holla at them about a shearling).
(Also, happy to know that spot is still open, so I can holla at them about a shearling).
You can take the girl out the hood…
January 10, 2026 at 4:49 PM
You can take the girl out the hood…
Let me eat my left over sushi for breakfast with this glass of rose as I spend another day laying on the couch.
January 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
Let me eat my left over sushi for breakfast with this glass of rose as I spend another day laying on the couch.
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And videos like that, promote teen pregnancy. Teens shouldn’t be allowed to watch those. They don’t show the horror stories of being a young parent.
January 10, 2026 at 4:38 PM
And videos like that, promote teen pregnancy. Teens shouldn’t be allowed to watch those. They don’t show the horror stories of being a young parent.
They 24, I’m 41 and I am still undecided if I want to Airbnb my womb.
She did that shit 7x????
She did that shit 7x????
January 10, 2026 at 4:28 PM
They 24, I’m 41 and I am still undecided if I want to Airbnb my womb.
She did that shit 7x????
She did that shit 7x????
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whole personality is being a mama.
Only alone time they get it is the 7 mins of sex.
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
January 10, 2026 at 4:22 PM
whole personality is being a mama.
I refuse to believe you love your child, if you sit there and let them ruin their life for internet clicks.
Both of their parents are dead wrong.
Religion and shot gun wedding be dammed. Those babies had a future ahead. They should be wrapping up college and looking for their first jobs.
Both of their parents are dead wrong.
Religion and shot gun wedding be dammed. Those babies had a future ahead. They should be wrapping up college and looking for their first jobs.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I refuse to believe you love your child, if you sit there and let them ruin their life for internet clicks.
Both of their parents are dead wrong.
Religion and shot gun wedding be dammed. Those babies had a future ahead. They should be wrapping up college and looking for their first jobs.
Both of their parents are dead wrong.
Religion and shot gun wedding be dammed. Those babies had a future ahead. They should be wrapping up college and looking for their first jobs.
And I bet all their friends looking at them on tik tok as a cautionary tale for their future kids about prom.
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 PM
And I bet all their friends looking at them on tik tok as a cautionary tale for their future kids about prom.
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An overseer at least
coming around on the idea that a politician is a type of cop
January 10, 2026 at 4:16 PM
An overseer at least
Only alone time they get it is the 7 mins of sex.
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
January 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Only alone time they get it is the 7 mins of sex.
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
You can’t possibly know who you are with 7 damn kids!
Lmaooo. Not sis ain’t learn to wipe her ass yet 😭😭😭
i’m sure he loves her dirty drawls but 7 kids at 24. you didn’t even TRY.
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Lmaooo. Not sis ain’t learn to wipe her ass yet 😭😭😭
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I hope the players of the #WNBA hold this lock out until they get everything they want. I’m perfectly okay with having a delayed season if it means better pay and benefits for them.
January 10, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I hope the players of the #WNBA hold this lock out until they get everything they want. I’m perfectly okay with having a delayed season if it means better pay and benefits for them.
Just saw ‘starter fluid,’ ‘service entrance,’ and ‘leaky Larry;’ all the describe the same action. But could’ve very well been the same person 🫤🥴
January 10, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Just saw ‘starter fluid,’ ‘service entrance,’ and ‘leaky Larry;’ all the describe the same action. But could’ve very well been the same person 🫤🥴