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Chile, y’all can follow me on IG. Y’all can keep your secrets on this app. I’m so good on ya’ll kskssk
@/astoldbyerrt
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This is what people see when I’m walking back to my car from the hiking trail lol
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
This is what people see when I’m walking back to my car from the hiking trail lol
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Bro. We have a whole rapist as president. They're not gonna do shit about a lil lying here, there, everywhere.
This is such a stupid reality!!!
This is such a stupid reality!!!
BREAKING: Congressman Ted Lieu just exposed Pam Bondi for lying under oath. This is a federal crime. Wow.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Bro. We have a whole rapist as president. They're not gonna do shit about a lil lying here, there, everywhere.
This is such a stupid reality!!!
This is such a stupid reality!!!
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It's me, I'm the immigration guy.
My Asia tour comes to a close on Saturday but I’ll always have the memories
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
It's me, I'm the immigration guy.
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Amanda Seales, probably.
Who asked for a floetry tour?
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Amanda Seales, probably.
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James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
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James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
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February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
📷: Getty
James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.
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Nursing school almost 10 years ago. Can y’all find me? I know it’s hard! Sksksks
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Nursing school almost 10 years ago. Can y’all find me? I know it’s hard! Sksksks
Oh, you literally legendary. That’s kinda crazy friend sksksksksk
Age Verification?
I had an in-season jheri curl.
I had an in-season jheri curl.
Age verification?
I had the Burger King Simpson watches. Bart’s said, “Cool your jets, man”
I had the Burger King Simpson watches. Bart’s said, “Cool your jets, man”
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Oh, you literally legendary. That’s kinda crazy friend sksksksksk
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
Nobody:
My brain for no reason: Gimme that dunkie butt and them big ole legs
I ain’t too hard to beg
Ain’t no shame in this game
I’m gone break it down and beg like James! PLEASE!
My brain for no reason: Gimme that dunkie butt and them big ole legs
I ain’t too hard to beg
Ain’t no shame in this game
I’m gone break it down and beg like James! PLEASE!
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Nobody:
My brain for no reason: Gimme that dunkie butt and them big ole legs
I ain’t too hard to beg
Ain’t no shame in this game
I’m gone break it down and beg like James! PLEASE!
My brain for no reason: Gimme that dunkie butt and them big ole legs
I ain’t too hard to beg
Ain’t no shame in this game
I’m gone break it down and beg like James! PLEASE!
Dipping your dick in sugar and sticking it inside of BIG TRUDY?????
February 11, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Dipping your dick in sugar and sticking it inside of BIG TRUDY?????
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
AND YES! YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
AND YES! YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
AND YES! YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
AND YES! YOU GET A YEAST INFECTION!
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Who told you I’m straight?
You just told a woman is boring because she doesn’t want sugar residue in her pussy.
Are you ok?
You just told a woman is boring because she doesn’t want sugar residue in her pussy.
Are you ok?
Then don’t do it. You on the wrong side of social media, B. Go back to minding your straight business. Simple.
February 11, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Who told you I’m straight?
You just told a woman is boring because she doesn’t want sugar residue in her pussy.
Are you ok?
You just told a woman is boring because she doesn’t want sugar residue in her pussy.
Are you ok?
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And we’re forced into it because nothing we want is stocked in brick and mortar anymore.
Online shopping has become more of a headache than a convenience
February 11, 2026 at 6:16 PM
And we’re forced into it because nothing we want is stocked in brick and mortar anymore.
Omg I remember every one walking around just singing, “I love my baabyyeee” skksks (including me SKSKSK)
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Omg I remember every one walking around just singing, “I love my baabyyeee” skksks (including me SKSKSK)
Headache and nose bleed been going on 2 weeks now. PLEASE LIFT THE HEX
February 11, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Headache and nose bleed been going on 2 weeks now. PLEASE LIFT THE HEX
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We don’t want sugar in our vagina. Thank you.
I can tell your wife is boring. What’s her @?
February 11, 2026 at 5:51 PM
We don’t want sugar in our vagina. Thank you.
Not a Candy, but I went in Dollar General to get some Molasses cookies the other week and they didn’t have none. Or am I just southern and old SKSKSKKSKS
February 11, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Not a Candy, but I went in Dollar General to get some Molasses cookies the other week and they didn’t have none. Or am I just southern and old SKSKSKKSKS
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The OG Nahlaters (Now & Laters) the ones where the a bit of the paper was stuck on there but we ate them any damn way
Hump day - Fun Day!
Tell me what candy you miss from the 80s.
Cuz let me find a pack of Alexander the Grapes. They're getting HOUSED.
Tell me what candy you miss from the 80s.
Cuz let me find a pack of Alexander the Grapes. They're getting HOUSED.
February 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
The OG Nahlaters (Now & Laters) the ones where the a bit of the paper was stuck on there but we ate them any damn way
I love this pic so bad wksksk
February 11, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I love this pic so bad wksksk
What did the topic turn into, I missed it
February 11, 2026 at 4:56 PM
What did the topic turn into, I missed it
I was laughing at this so hard last night I almost didn’t go to sleep
February 11, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I was laughing at this so hard last night I almost didn’t go to sleep
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Space WILL be given.
February 11, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Space WILL be given.
It’s crazy how much your boobs will swell during pms and literally make you cry. I can’t sleep bc I can’t get comfortable
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
It’s crazy how much your boobs will swell during pms and literally make you cry. I can’t sleep bc I can’t get comfortable