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Monkey D. Kewchie

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I’m serving lasagna, not ass!

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · May 13

I see a lot of ya’ll still refuse to self-label. I’m still standing firm on my choice to block all those who don’t.

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you my baby!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

Bye ♥️

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

Very common for nurses btw while yall were laughing at me!

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

Sleepy as hell. Before I go, I texted you yesterday. It turned green @romewithadot.com

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 4d

It’s 8am.

Pre-op starts at 11am. Surgery at 1pm. I am so fucking thirsty. My period came on last night. I can’t wear lotion and I really really really do not like being ashy.

I am really not happy.

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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 8d

This is it #trumpshutdown

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

Hell no, she acts like she’s been in the military

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

My sister is a PT and she wants me to come stay with her afterwards…. I rather cut my on leg off before I let her torture me

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

I’m a rehabilitation nurse and I’m still not hopeful

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

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Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

Insertional Achilles tendonitis tear. I don’t think I’m watching the right surgery because he said non weight bearing for a week. He said I can’t bear weight for 6 weeks. Then I have to wear a boot.

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

I’m about to kms watching this surgery. Like I am literally over here crying real tears, I do not want to do this

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

I’ll watch an osteotomy on YT first

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

I love you more 😚

Monkey D. Kewchie @astoldbyterry.bsky.social · 17d

I can’t be depressed? I’m always depressed. Act like yall know me lol surgery not gonna make it any better. I’m sure I’ll be ready to end it all post-op 💀