Monkey D. Kewchie
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Monkey D. Kewchie
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YES I CAN AMBER
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Chile, y’all can follow me on IG. Y’all can keep your secrets on this app. I’m so good on ya’ll kskssk
Yeah because….. that’s not!
February 12, 2026 at 7:19 AM
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"Pam Bondi loves dogs" huh well that's nice
"Always had them, one after the other" ohhhhhhhh I see.
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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The Atlantic’s profile of Bondi has some wow.

@theatlantic.com
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
February 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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🤌🏼
February 12, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Me and you nigga #rubbingfeet
February 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
Yeah, I got my toes on his balls right now actually.
February 12, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I love saying this SKSJSJDK
BEEFIN WIT MY CHICK WHILE IM IN JAIL ‼️
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
It him!
February 12, 2026 at 4:21 AM
He just gives 4 legs and a tail! SKSKSKKSKS
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 AM
I can’t prove it yet, but I believe that dark skinned man on TikTok making those faces is a centaur sksksksks
February 12, 2026 at 4:14 AM
I—
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 AM
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ICYMI — @crockett.house.gov 🔥 to Bondi: “You’ll be remembered as one of the worst Attorney Generals in history.”
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
Is this about Jesus
February 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Skskskks
There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly everyone died. The end.
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I know y’all hate that other app (& irdc) but every Wednesday of we get together and watch a Denzel movie and tonight with Mississippi Masala and I saw his butt 🫦
February 12, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Ima need him to say more than, “Sorry, I was drunk” when it comes to apologizing for his words about Martin Luther King Jr and Fred Hampton sksksk
February 12, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Rubbing feet with your significant other is REAL ROMANCE! NOT a lost art in THIS HOME!
a black and white photo of a person 's feet sticking out of a bed .
ALT: a black and white photo of a person 's feet sticking out of a bed .
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 AM
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Red Light Special 💋
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 AM
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Remember yesterday when somebody said replace Elons name with, "Local Fool" and the articles make more sense?
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In the sack!
February 11th 1990!!
I remember where I was do you?
Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
A porkchop will be fried in this home. Soon come!
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My granny use to tell me folks wasn’t worth 2 dead flies smashed SKKSSKSKKS
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
A bitch mad at me, a NON immigrant, with 3 degrees, that makes more on short term disability in a month than you could dream! No-educated, lazy Mangy ass hoe!
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I wish I would listen to a raggedy ass dumb ignorant ass bitch that uses AI and brains ain’t worth 2 dead flies smashed!
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
And don’t wait until you get with me to decide you wanna grow out your hair bitch!
tryna start a rap career while in a relationship means you hate that woman real bad man lmao
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM