Monkey D. Kewchie
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Monkey D. Kewchie
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Chile, y’all can follow me on IG. Y’all can keep your secrets on this app. I’m so good on ya’ll kskssk
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Remember yesterday when somebody said replace Elons name with, "Local Fool" and the articles make more sense?
insane to be reporting this stuff with a straight face. like what are we doing here man
February 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
In the sack!
February 11th 1990!!
I remember where I was do you?
Mike Tyson vs Buster Douglas
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
A porkchop will be fried in this home. Soon come!
February 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
My granny use to tell me folks wasn’t worth 2 dead flies smashed SKKSSKSKKS
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
A bitch mad at me, a NON immigrant, with 3 degrees, that makes more on short term disability in a month than you could dream! No-educated, lazy Mangy ass hoe!
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
I wish I would listen to a raggedy ass dumb ignorant ass bitch that uses AI and brains ain’t worth 2 dead flies smashed!
February 11, 2026 at 11:58 PM
And don’t wait until you get with me to decide you wanna grow out your hair bitch!
tryna start a rap career while in a relationship means you hate that woman real bad man lmao
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
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tryna start a rap career while in a relationship means you hate that woman real bad man lmao
February 11, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Crine we talking about my mama’s first husband
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Did I say I wanted him to lie to me or what I’d do if he truly felt that? Read
And that is your choice to do so😂

But you asking for that man to lie to you😂
I think it’s just a jokey joke but if a man truly said Super Bowl and meant it I’d fuck his father and send him the video.
February 11, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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It’s really that bad, eh?… 😂.
Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Ima sit it on his grill like a bbq
February 11, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Because what do you mean your superbowl is more important than our marriage Mr. Godly
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I think it’s just a jokey joke but if a man truly said Super Bowl and meant it I’d fuck his father and send him the video.
Bruh I just seen the clip of Ciara and Russell. The question was “which ring means more? The superbowl or wedding ring ?”

He ain’t answer, which is smart😂. I would’ve, and said Super Bowl ring😂. There’s a list of reasons as to why I’m choosing Super Bowl. Be sentimental or keep it real.
February 11, 2026 at 10:27 PM
IT’S TIME
February 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Remember when Fantasia had all us screaming her song Baby Mama sksksk I was in the 5th grade and did not play about baby mamas! KSSKKSSJSK
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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This is what people see when I’m walking back to my car from the hiking trail lol
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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Bro. We have a whole rapist as president. They're not gonna do shit about a lil lying here, there, everywhere.

This is such a stupid reality!!!
BREAKING: Congressman Ted Lieu just exposed Pam Bondi for lying under oath. This is a federal crime. Wow.
February 11, 2026 at 8:27 PM
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It's me, I'm the immigration guy.
My Asia tour comes to a close on Saturday but I’ll always have the memories
February 11, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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Amanda Seales, probably.
Who asked for a floetry tour?
February 11, 2026 at 8:30 PM
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 PM
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James Van Der Beek has died. The actor, best known for his roles in Dawson's Creek and Varsity Blues, died after a journey with stage 3 colorectal cancer.

📷: Getty
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Nursing school almost 10 years ago. Can y’all find me? I know it’s hard! Sksksks
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Oh, you literally legendary. That’s kinda crazy friend sksksksksk
Age Verification?
I had an in-season jheri curl.
Age verification?
I had the Burger King Simpson watches. Bart’s said, “Cool your jets, man”
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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Gallup will no longer measure presidential approval after 88 years thehill.com/homenews/med...
February 11, 2026 at 7:12 PM