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Blue Heron Farm
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Antifa goat farm and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We used to make cheese and trouble, but we no longer make cheese.

Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/
I don't even have to watch the video to know he's talking to a woman
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It's Dogsgiving! These are our guests, Cooper and Sapphire.
November 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I've talked about it before, but my dad once said, "You make good decisions" and it was the compliment of a lifetime.
What is the best compliment you ever received? Putting aside whether or not you believed it.
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
My Thanksgiving conversations start with these topics, but this might be helpful in addressing your racist uncle.
Don’t worry! If your Thanksgiving dinner conversation turns from pie to prisons, or from cranberries to crime, we’ve got you covered. 🧵
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I just blocked someone for proselytizing both veganism and Christianity. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Eating a handful of vitamin d gummies because I just needed a little sweet treat
November 27, 2025 at 1:23 AM
At the risk of furthering the semi-regular discourse, y'all are waaay too bothered by people who use the term USians, which is just written shorthand for US Americans. Which, itself, is nothing to get so weird about. No one's making you use it.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
So I said, it sounds like he’s just feeding National Guardsmen to gunmen and then his daughter started crying.
Pete Hegseth says that President Trump has asked him to deploy an additional 500 National Guard members to DC. x.com/RapidRespons...
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I think I have grown as a person, because I'm not even interested in reading the third installment of the Double Z Club drama. 🕉️
November 26, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I know if my family member was shot and killed because you wanted to drag the military on a civil rights violation tour to cities with black mayors you felt were too uppity, you would see me in court.
November 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She knows she looks good
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Is this platform still massively against fascism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
This guy would have a better time here if we all just blocked him
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Today in Jeremy's salad: collard greens, zucchini, hibiscus leaf, aloe vera, and pansy
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Jesus Christ, these people
A prominent Texas Republican is running for Railroad Commission in order to fight the "Islamic invasion." He's vying for a seat vacated by a former commissioner, who is now running for Texas Comptroller on a vow to protect girls' sports.

The latest on Texas' (increasingly Islamophobic) primaries:
What Does the Railroad Commision Have to Do With “Radical Islam”? Everything, One Candidate Says
Tarrant County GOP chair Bo French, known for his incendiary online presence, recently tendered his resignation to seek a position on the regulatory body that oversees the oil-and-gas industry.
www.texasmonthly.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I have accomplished a lot of things today, I deserve a nap.

*Put sweaters on the dogs
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Reading books is left coded. Smashing your dick with a hammer is right coded.
November 26, 2025 at 4:36 PM
We're wearing holiday sweaters today
November 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
As promised, the dog calendar is now ready, too. So many cute dogs. You can flip through online for free.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 PM
I heard I missed pie discourse. Pie is arguably the worst dessert. Except for this god-tier pie from Fluff Bake Bar in Houston.
November 26, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I remember when my nemesis decided she was going back to school to get an MFA so she could write a book in which I was the villain, and the money would be used to save her farm. I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
almost every novelist you read who's not from the airport fiction or bestseller sections is working a full on day job, including multi-award winners and absolute legends, or they have a spouse or trust that supports them. virtually across the board. just normalize in your mind that's how it works.
I know we know this, but authors need to get better at talking about how they actually make their money. Stop pretending it's from the books.
November 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM