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Blue Heron Farm

@blueheronfarm.bsky.social

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Antifa goat dairy and beer garden in Field Store (Houston) Texas. We make cheese and trouble. Buy stuff: https://blueheronfarmcajeta.com/

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 31m

But airy and chewy is the pinnacle

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 32m

Chewy

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 34m

It's time for your morning Milton

Fluffy white corgi mix on a pillow in a small blue armchair.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13h

Okay, but it would be low-key hilarious to make ai videos of Charlie Kirk saying some of the terrible things that Charlie Kirk said.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13h

Same. I try to stay in three: abortion, abolition and immigrant rights

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 13h

This made me think of this shirt

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14h

I always heard it was, "point it at your doppelganger's kidney"

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 14h

Just a little note for the pm crowd. Every morning this month, I am posting one of our animals dressed for Halloween. Most are worth looking for.

Collage of six animals wearing Halloween costumes. A goat as a butterfly, a goat as a banana, a tortoise as a cheesehead, a goat as Medusa, a goat as the devil, and a dog as a cowboy

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h

My hand, rubbing a big, fat, dirty pig belly

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h

I guess we're just built differently

My husband, napping in the grass with a young pig

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h

Is it possible that both of these men are Ken Bone?

Two national guardsmen that look like Ken bone

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h

Not much

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 15h

The last hog we took in came back with hairy bacon and I simply cannot

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 16h

I just bookmarked this and you may want to, as well. 🙄

Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 18h

If you are a Texan being investigated for your connections to "radical leftist" groups, I am interested in representing you against harassment by Ken Paxton's office.

Robert Downen @robertdownen.bsky.social · 20h

Citing the “martyrdom” of Charlie Kirk, Texas AG Ken Paxton says his office is pursuing sweeping undercover investigations into “leftist” groups. “To those demented souls who seek to kill, steal, and destroy our country, know this: you cannot hide, you cannot escape, and justice is coming."

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 16h

Like sizzurp without the sizz

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 19h

He has a family waiting for him. He has to get neutered and heal first.

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 19h

I'm missing a huge business opportunity with him

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 20h

Would you care for a bonus midday Milton?

Fluffy white corgi mix dogs sitting in a blue armchair. He's got a chewy in his mouth like a big fat cigar.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23h

Jake tapper did a text interview and assures me that everything is just fine

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23h

🎃 October 7 🎃
Hard to believe she used to be a homely caterpillar

Nubian goat with a pronounced under bite and only two teeth sticking out, wearing a butterfly headband in a beautiful iridescent blue.

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 23h

Are we sure she didn't say, "Let's fuck the news"?

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 1d

Today is Tues, Oct 7

Two years ago today, my people were massacred. Two years ago today, Israel launched a genocide. I'm not sure I know how to be hopeful or helpful today.

The only liberation is a shared liberation. May we have courage enough to build it. May all their memories be a revolution.

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Kate Watson @loreandordure.com · 1d

We'd better get rid of an extra half-million cars then, just to be on the safe side.

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

The people who are most vulnerable to the hard-to-breathe air that comes with climate change may inadvertently be adding to the problem, new research finds. https://cnn.it/4pWQMoh

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1d

I couldn't muster the energy to give a similar response. Thank you.

Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 1d

Ongoing miracle

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