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The Lowly Farmhand of Meet n' Fuck Kingdom

Co-designed that sheep drone hood you saw on Twitter with @pupcooper.bsky.social

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DOUBLE REFSHEET UPDATE! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!
I propose a Queer Shitposters' diplomatic alliance with the British Wildlife and Birding Community as part of a bulwark against the creeping threat of Everton
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 AM
It actually feels so good when you cut processed foods out of your diet and start eating only organic
February 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
this is what they did to me yesterday
i don’t know if it’s the jaunty bow tie or what but i cannot stop laughing at this
February 8, 2026 at 11:01 AM
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Test results
February 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
February 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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Flawless like Wallace
On it like Gromit
February 7, 2026 at 3:23 PM
You can say whatever shit you like and Dezeen will do an article on it like it's something that would ever happen
February 7, 2026 at 5:54 PM
It's so cool when you tell a hairdresser youre growing your hair out so just a fade at the back and a tidy on the top, so he immediately takes a grade 2 all the way to the crown
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
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the enchanting fanal forest of madeira
January 22, 2026 at 10:34 PM
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Crows smoking cigarettes feels correct
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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Sarajevo 1984 visual identity
February 6, 2026 at 9:05 PM
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Believe Women
Hey have you all heard Candace Owens’ new theory
February 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
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Some prints I have made (in case I manage to get a table at Scotia!)
February 5, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Samwise Gamgee in the LOTR movies is like Megan Fox in the Transformers movies for me
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Guy just got out of his SUV a couple street over from me, opened all the doors, played reggaeton at full volume, pissed on his own SUV, got back in and just sat there. Anyone familiar with this fetish?
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
you ever just put your leftovers in a wrap and realise its actually the peak way to have that meal?
February 5, 2026 at 6:56 PM
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Sketch of the day
Mixed media
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 AM
he was already doing pretty bad but after watching Starmer today i dont ever wanna hear any blue-labour dipshits moan about how Corbyn "wasn't a good leader". Is this guy the good leader you wanted? Fucking hell
February 5, 2026 at 6:25 PM
maybe when i start getting greys I'll give ecru horns
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
ENGAGE with me
February 5, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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g'mornin' 🐯🌥️
April 9, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Thanks so much to @gaze.bsky.social for getting me this super cool VHS footage of Shiba's (the canine) first outing since 1991 >ww@ And how lucky to run into Walden!! What year is it anyways?! #fursuitfriday
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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Soft noodle dragon
#art#painting#dragon
December 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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February 4, 2026 at 5:26 AM