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What would barbie be like if she was raised by lesbians? 🚬 Gamer, reader & swimmer I go to a different continent Currently playing: Clair Obscur, RE7, Days Gone
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yurithirst.bsky.social
im going to bed early. because fuck today 🫵
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notknz.is.tall.fyi
I hate the phrase “do it scared”. I’ve done everything scared. I would like to not be scared for like five minutes please.
yurithirst.bsky.social
I just dont understand how to love mornings 😭🤣
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the motorcycle part is probably the only part of this that would make me consider mornings
yurithirst.bsky.social
lmaaaoooo, woah two hours is deffo morning person things!
yurithirst.bsky.social
in my head morning people have some kind of cozy lil ritual, but maybe im romanticising it 🤣
yurithirst.bsky.social
Ok morning people, tell me. Howlong do you spend getting ready in the morning? more importantly what do you do?
yurithirst.bsky.social
lmaaaoooo it really shows how lucky I am not to have to deal with the bullshit. I am glad the lasering is doing something! Next time you shave, think of me and say "fucking eejit" 🤣🤣🤣❤️
yurithirst.bsky.social
indeed! thags why its only sometimes...and then im promptly reminded...no i dont 🤣🤣
yurithirst.bsky.social
skincare gorl gets it, i feel it in my bones
yurithirst.bsky.social
Are we sure it hasnt gone awol?
yurithirst.bsky.social
lmao @ me wanting to beauty & the beast myself
yurithirst.bsky.social
sometimes i wish i could grow a beard, just to grow it all out and look haggered & then finally shave it all off and look clean & refreshed
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kmillz.lol
just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?
a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads:

Right side knife guide 1 EA
Left side knife guide 1 EA
Dick brushing unit 1 EA
Dick grinding wheels 1 EA
yurithirst.bsky.social
everytime i see this, poor switch 😭
yurithirst.bsky.social
some say gingerbread & milk is an epic combi 👀
yurithirst.bsky.social
Wait. You aren't wrong jfc!!!
yurithirst.bsky.social
this has everything to do with me playing days gone rn
yurithirst.bsky.social
I wanna be in a sapphic bikergang
yurithirst.bsky.social
200,000??? DAAAMNNNNN hahahahaha
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next up on myths of the ignorant: misandry, heterophobia and other whacky tales!