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my best: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3mnnqqwei my recents: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:um6qafonl4bfev7elqmnk74d/feed/aaac3lqugm3qa
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sophamir.bsky.social
[me as a therapist] break up. that'll be 50 bucks.
savageblondii.bsky.social
Aw mannn thanks for sticking up for people regardless
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
The best part of having ADHD is asking for somebody’s address the 1,528th time you drive over there
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Just remember, you’re only one or two life decisions away from shopping for camper toilets on Amazon
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
“Girl, he is not worth the bangs on your face”

- me, as a therapist
savageblondii.bsky.social
had an exchange with my ex on the street and a lady stopped us to ask if I was okay. He had the nerve to say he wasn’t okay, and she stared him down and said, it’s not a good look to be screaming at a woman in the street.

ladies can we all just do this for each other please this was perfect
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leela-after-dark.bsky.social
Can’t right now, someone at work did something stupid: a novel
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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golikehellmachine.com
it’s funny how many soccer moms you see at the weed store
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notjpo.bsky.social
Whenever you feel alone remember that there are a lot of people in your life that can barely tolerate you but they do anyway
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weeder.bsky.social
Booooo! Hissssss!

OK that's ghost and snake. I can also do elephant.
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daddyjew.bsky.social
head on over to brontosaurus, i set up an account and everything
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dly.bsky.social
[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫
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dly.bsky.social
haha ok go off, my liege
You will not get any automated email henceforth.
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tim.ink
Queso Blanco would be a beautiful name for a baby girl
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captainacab.airbud.website
signing up for mastodon just so i can post screenshots of bad takes from bluesky
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deeks549.bsky.social
I think we should see other avi's
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jakevig.bsky.social
[Alanis Morissette putting her hand in her pocket]

"Holy shit. I need to get to the studio."