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Tim 🏒 🎃

@tim.ink

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I like to talk about gardening, ADHD, being a dad, and the Midwest. Cubs fan living in Ohio. I enjoy hiking, running, swimming, and cycling. I have been living in airports recently. He/him

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Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 14m

Need more stress in your life? Try Oversleeping™️

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 8h

Rocking a +5 charisma too

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

Schwarbomb 💣

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

If my daughter isn’t listening I make her do JavaScript

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

I don’t think I could eat this

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

Next up for the Phillies, it’s the Geico Gecko

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

Try to imagine yourself on a federated network. You get your first look at the mod as you enter the instance. He moves like a bird lightly bobbing his head. You keep quiet thinking maybe he won’t notice you like on Facebook. But no, not on mastodon. You just stare at him and he stares right back.

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

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Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

When people are talking to me about mastodons:

Dr Grant from Jurassic Park about to absolutely teach a kid about raptors because the kid clearly didn’t know shit about raptors

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Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

I imagine it’s like a beastie boys rap

Tim 🏒 🎃 @tim.ink · 9h

After the Cubs, my daughter came running because she “heard a lot of f words and wanna to make sure I’m okay”

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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 10h

My dearest Bianca,

I received your labubu in the mail today. It made me think fond memories of simpler times. I’m happy to tell you that we’ve taken rest in Chattanooga. Such respite gave me time to post. I’m proud to tell you, it did numbers…