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Ladybug 🐞 🦃 (Holiday Edition)
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I need to disassociate from ✨everything✨in order to survive

I say wtf way too much

2025 has honestly been the worst, and I’m really over being a responsible adult. Running away to let the moss reclaim me.
Pinned
In honor of Halloween, please enjoy these mannequins from the Witches Dungeon Museum in Salem. Please pay close attention to the facial details!
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This year I will be fighting seasonal depression by engaging in fun winter hobbies such as complaining about the cold and drinking red wine
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Bluesky is exacerbating my anxiety. I'm cutting back to 10 hours a day.
November 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.

It's your day. Be an adult.

Ruin it yourself.
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Anybody want to give me a small loan*of $10M?

*that I do not need to payback
November 25, 2025 at 8:05 PM
In need of a nap.

*I’ve only been awake for an hour
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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the hills are alive with the sound of fuck this shit
April 16, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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I’m a gold medal champion in making myself super sad.
a man wearing a jacket that says sochi 2014
Alt: a man wearing a jacket that says sochi 2014
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November 24, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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This 3-day work week is really three work weeks in a trench coat
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
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I set my snooze on my alarm for 13 minutes, because I want to save 2 minutes every time I hit the button.

Or as my wife likes to say, "You're being psychotic".
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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The last of the fall colors for the yard. Goodbye, until the Spring.

We shall see each other again.
November 22, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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a tv big enough i dont have to get up to see vital plot information typed on a phone screen
November 22, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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This is a de con
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November 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Me: I should hire a stuntman to handle my daily routine.

Her: You’re gonna pay someone to lay on the couch and play with your phone?
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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whatever u do, don't
November 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
First batch of holiday cookies - Gluten Free no bake
November 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
I keep getting ads on multiple platforms for Omnilux red light masks. I think, they think, I’m old.

I’m in my 40’s and injury myself sleeping, so they may be on to something.
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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it’s ok tomorrow will be different lolz
November 17, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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doing meal prep (organising my meds)
October 21, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Live look at me realizing the work I keep putting off, has indeed piled up. This is a shocking realization.
November 20, 2025 at 9:03 PM
STOP. this is a selfie checkpoint. you must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM