nige [ham]
@sensualdad.bsky.social
sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺
who up making fluffy pancakes for their one true love
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
who up making fluffy pancakes for their one true love
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Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
February 8, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Pilot: welcome aboard
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
Fighter pilot: [right hook]
[at the rumble] i think it’s time for you to meet *holds up fists one by one* dr. quinn and the medicine woman
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 AM
[at the rumble] i think it’s time for you to meet *holds up fists one by one* dr. quinn and the medicine woman
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I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
February 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I want my tombstone to read:
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
Here lies D
Her iCloud storage was full
i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
February 8, 2026 at 4:32 AM
i have the sexiest followers on bluesky dot com
im slutty and buttery on top of my baseline sensuality
February 8, 2026 at 1:01 AM
im slutty and buttery on top of my baseline sensuality
thanks deeny doo! i feel so slutty and buttery 🩷
February 7, 2026 at 11:37 PM
thanks deeny doo! i feel so slutty and buttery 🩷
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NIGHT IN COMIC IS BACK | Dark Deeny
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February 5, 2026 at 3:34 PM
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Tapping the sign
It's always "release the files" and never "justice for the victims"
February 5, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Tapping the sign
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BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
February 3, 2026 at 7:02 AM
BREAKING: Viewers of “Melania” Documentary Receive Call Telling Them They Will Die in 7 Days
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[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
January 18, 2024 at 2:41 PM
[mcdonald's drive thru]
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
me: one burger please
drive thru: ok one murder, got it
me: i'm sorry what
(in a flash Grimace is ripping the door off my car)
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We listened to your feedback and now require all naked mole rats to wear pants, flannelette shirts and mining helmets.
January 23, 2026 at 3:59 PM
We listened to your feedback and now require all naked mole rats to wear pants, flannelette shirts and mining helmets.
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cut to me “going live” while crying and eating a rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink
January 19, 2026 at 1:44 PM
cut to me “going live” while crying and eating a rotisserie chicken over the kitchen sink
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hey thanks for welcoming me to the bone temple, I'm here for the boning
January 18, 2026 at 5:15 AM
hey thanks for welcoming me to the bone temple, I'm here for the boning
i didn’t stand with you on a mountain and bathe with you in the sea for this!
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 AM
i didn’t stand with you on a mountain and bathe with you in the sea for this!
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“you two! look at you together and you don’t even know!”
-me to the cucumber and pickle slices in my salad
-me to the cucumber and pickle slices in my salad
January 17, 2026 at 10:18 PM
“you two! look at you together and you don’t even know!”
-me to the cucumber and pickle slices in my salad
-me to the cucumber and pickle slices in my salad
i was waiting for you to swim up to a silver platter of braised ribs
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i was waiting for you to swim up to a silver platter of braised ribs
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Come see the fireworks this weekend as we host the Christian Coalition Conference and the Dansville Drunken Drag Dancers annual meetings.
January 16, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Come see the fireworks this weekend as we host the Christian Coalition Conference and the Dansville Drunken Drag Dancers annual meetings.
[muting with rampant impunity @
3am] revenge never sleeps
3am] revenge never sleeps
January 15, 2026 at 1:35 PM
[muting with rampant impunity @
3am] revenge never sleeps
3am] revenge never sleeps
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TOP 5 HORSE PET PEEVES
5. *I* am not dramatic. YOU are dramatic
4. Jerks on my back
3. “Why the long face?” STFU
2. Horseshoes
1. God damn Oxford comma
5. *I* am not dramatic. YOU are dramatic
4. Jerks on my back
3. “Why the long face?” STFU
2. Horseshoes
1. God damn Oxford comma
January 14, 2026 at 10:40 PM
TOP 5 HORSE PET PEEVES
5. *I* am not dramatic. YOU are dramatic
4. Jerks on my back
3. “Why the long face?” STFU
2. Horseshoes
1. God damn Oxford comma
5. *I* am not dramatic. YOU are dramatic
4. Jerks on my back
3. “Why the long face?” STFU
2. Horseshoes
1. God damn Oxford comma
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Our beef supplier has issued a recall. There's nothing wrong with the meat, they just don't like the way we use it.
January 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Our beef supplier has issued a recall. There's nothing wrong with the meat, they just don't like the way we use it.
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Unlike Disneyland, no one at River Side Casino is going to stop you from having sex in the fountain
January 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Unlike Disneyland, no one at River Side Casino is going to stop you from having sex in the fountain