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nige [ham]

@sensualdad.bsky.social

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sensual man | he/him/ham | living on ngunawal country 🇦🇺

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · Jan 21

hate it when i stand up too quickly and i get dizzy and society collapses

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · Jul 30

Friday night is ladies night at River Side! Try your luck with stud poker, stud roulette, stud blackjack, and stud craps.

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 3d

A lot of people are saying, “Why does a casino need a volcano?”

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 1d

straining so hard to pee that a bunch of stuff that looks like spaghetti comes out

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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 1d

My grandma who died in 2003 may have said inappropriate things but let’s get one thing clear. She was born in 1909. Times were different then. She was really old. A really old racist bitch. Anyway, the bingo room opens at 5pm tomorrow.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 2d

The White House finally released the Harambe Files. As he lay dying, his caretaker says he signed the following.

"Death is but the next great adventure, but I don't know what I fear more, to descend to a hell of swans or ascend to a heaven of meerkats."

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 9h

It's World Octopus Day! These magnificent creatures have 9 brains, 8 arms, 3 hearts, and they hunt sharks. What are you even doing with your life?

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 16h

"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

leaving bsky for this site

a b&w drawing of a man and woman talking using a string and tin cans to communicate

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 4d

i haven’t felt this sensual since this morning

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 6d

Dad says I can own a lib when I'm old enough to take care of it by myself

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 7d

(1-800-Flowers grabbing crotch like Sipowicz) Get your joyful fall birthday gifts right here

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 19d

I'm here to remind you that there are a lot of wonderful things outside. What if you went on a quest to find out what makes them happy? I'm on drugs.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 8d

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 8d

you make me happy you sensual sonofa

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 17d

it’s only a beauty parlour if i’m there

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15d

halloween costume idea: slutty james cromwell

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 11d

toads are just frogs that read the news

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 9d

(punching a little gray alien in the stomach) encounter this!

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 15d

Please refrain from making eye contact with our Bird of Paradise. It’s mating season and he’s already insufferable.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 11d

toads are just frogs that read the news

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 15d

[Viewing police lineup]

Me: 'Can you have them say "Looking good, man. Have you lost weight?"'

Cop: 'That wasn't in your witness report'

Me: 'My what?"'

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 15d

While you were becoming one of the 1000 most engaging users on bluesky, I studied the blade

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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15d

NEWS: Trump seems to be implying he is going to sue ABC for bringing back Jimmy Kimmel. This is why you never bend the knee to a bully.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15d

a cartoon of batman is holding his hand to his face and saying `` perhaps '' .

Alt: batman is holding his hand to his face and stroking his chin while saying,`` perhaps”.

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nige [ham] @sensualdad.bsky.social · 15d

halloween costume idea: slutty james cromwell

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