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@frickinferal.bsky.social
I’ve been called the fount of useless and depressing knowledge of my generation. 🏳️🌈💙📚🐱🫶🌈🌈
My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
My BS: https://shorturl.at/Sdtvn
Bangerz: https://shorturl.at/PBpMK
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I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to eat cherry Twizzlers and see how weird I can get before the FBI takes me in, and I’m all out of cherry Twizzlers.
Hope you survived your narcissist’s regularly scheduled holiday drama today.
November 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Hope you survived your narcissist’s regularly scheduled holiday drama today.
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prepare yourselves for an entire month of "---, you filthy animal" posts
November 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
prepare yourselves for an entire month of "---, you filthy animal" posts
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part time yearner full time silliness
November 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
part time yearner full time silliness
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Me, asking for another helping of mashed potatoes
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Me, asking for another helping of mashed potatoes
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I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I WILL INTERACT WHEN I AM DEAD.
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I recycle jokes because I care about the environment 😇
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I recycle jokes because I care about the environment 😇
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Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
November 27, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Nakatomi Plaza walked so Aubrey Plaza could run.
Just realized you can lay in your room and pretend to be sick and asleep until your company leaves.
November 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Just realized you can lay in your room and pretend to be sick and asleep until your company leaves.
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Abuse doesn’t stop just because you become an adult. If you’re dealing with abuse of any kind during the holidays know you’re not alone and I’m here to talk if you need to. Sending you all the love and good vibes. 💖
December 25, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Abuse doesn’t stop just because you become an adult. If you’re dealing with abuse of any kind during the holidays know you’re not alone and I’m here to talk if you need to. Sending you all the love and good vibes. 💖
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this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
November 27, 2025 at 5:05 AM
this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government
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That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
November 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
That’s okay. I don’t like me very much either.
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Do you even dissociate, bro?
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Do you even dissociate, bro?
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Date Idea: I tie you to a chair and dance like Britney with the knife, caress you with the knife, and lightly stab you a little if you don’t seem to enjoy my choreography enough.
March 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Date Idea: I tie you to a chair and dance like Britney with the knife, caress you with the knife, and lightly stab you a little if you don’t seem to enjoy my choreography enough.
I can always find an excuse to go to bed early.
November 26, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I can always find an excuse to go to bed early.
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rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
November 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
rip erwin schrödinger you would have loved se7en (1995)
When I was 13 my mom went for a month without speaking to me. Finally, one day she said to me, “So, I guess you’ve noticed I have been ignoring you?” With a confused look I said, “No. What do you mean?!” Take from that what you will.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I was 13 my mom went for a month without speaking to me. Finally, one day she said to me, “So, I guess you’ve noticed I have been ignoring you?” With a confused look I said, “No. What do you mean?!” Take from that what you will.
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Don’t block me for being weird on your feed. You’re the weird one for not realizing we're engaged.
November 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Don’t block me for being weird on your feed. You’re the weird one for not realizing we're engaged.
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if you have a crush on me you have to tell me unless you’re a cop
July 22, 2025 at 4:09 AM
if you have a crush on me you have to tell me unless you’re a cop
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You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
November 24, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You telling me I don't have to pay anything for these radicals?
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First date idea: We watch Twin Peaks and I excitedly explain every small thing and the brilliance of David Lynch to you.
May 2, 2025 at 3:46 PM
First date idea: We watch Twin Peaks and I excitedly explain every small thing and the brilliance of David Lynch to you.
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
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[gluing on googly eyes]
There. Now you’re my *pet* existential dread!
There. Now you’re my *pet* existential dread!
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 PM
[gluing on googly eyes]
There. Now you’re my *pet* existential dread!
There. Now you’re my *pet* existential dread!
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“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
June 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
“Why is bluesky so incredibly dull” because you haven’t carefully curated a feed of the most unhinged people on the internet, like i have
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When I was a kid I thought I wanted all the things that I haven’t got but
I learned the hardest way
I learned the hardest way
November 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
When I was a kid I thought I wanted all the things that I haven’t got but
I learned the hardest way
I learned the hardest way