E.D.D.I.E.z
@improbableeddie.bsky.social
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improbableeddie.bsky.social
kitbashing pots and pans for greeble and the sordid detail
improbableeddie.bsky.social
if i had a guilty conscience and subconsciously wanted to be caught i would create a big mess that will take centuries for somebody else to cleanup and make every accusation a confession
improbableeddie.bsky.social
i forgot the code in a logjam on the information superhighway and my random ass memory is bunged-up
improbableeddie.bsky.social
give a man a prime ministry and he'll swear he’s the president of the galaxy
improbableeddie.bsky.social
knolling spicy pizza pattern for ron
spicy pizza pattern in a couple of ice cube trays
improbableeddie.bsky.social
the iphone of heaters would not only burn a hole in your pocket but it will have crappy bluetooth and require a second adapter to charge it
improbableeddie.bsky.social
full of ham and cheese egg muffin and pork pies me
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Paleontologists recently unearthed the largest tibia ever recorded.

It was quite the shindig.
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betsyross.bsky.social
you ask me to help you in a crisis situation when you have witnessed me panic, on repeated occasions, because I could not find my peppermint chapstick?
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betsyross.bsky.social
hold me in your hand and put me close to your lips like all the TikTok people do with their fuzzy mics

(I am fuzzy and need love, too!)
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betsyross.bsky.social
aspiring to be a vapid whore, at present only vapid
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betsyross.bsky.social
clenching my jaw as a hobby
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turkeyteeth008.bsky.social
I’d rather give them a taste of my medicine instead of a taste of their own medicine as it’s obviously not working.
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
slow cooked these thoughts into a panic attack
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madsisnowhere.bsky.social
No yeah you’re right. Pushing a button to see the credits doesn’t seem like much of a game but it was free on the appstore.
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madsisnowhere.bsky.social
Don’t worry the suffering snowballs really quick and you’ll start to get turned on as you go into shock.
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bigthinkingcap.bsky.social
Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies
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rlpontificates.bsky.social
I don’t know anthropology but I do know and throw shit brick to the head crazy with no apology.
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gypsymoon1969.bsky.social
My favorite part about filling out patient information forms is how obvious it is that absolutely no one reads them.
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sicburns2.bsky.social
At least my slutty 4-star general Halloween costume will really pop this year
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milopoint.bsky.social
What's a king to a god?