McMusic MaGellin
@rlpontificates.bsky.social
Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
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In a year's time, this shit changed.
I really dig exploring the Discover section here. A ton of nice people just posting their lives, without seeing shitty reply guys (and gals).
This place gets better every day.
This place gets better every day.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
In a year's time, this shit changed.
But I would walk five hundred miles.
And I would walk five hundred more.
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.. 🎶
Tinactin.. tinactin.. tin nac a nac a nac a nac tin..
Tinactin .. the anitfigal foot spary.
coz damn that’s a lot of stinking walking.
And I would walk five hundred more.
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.. 🎶
Tinactin.. tinactin.. tin nac a nac a nac a nac tin..
Tinactin .. the anitfigal foot spary.
coz damn that’s a lot of stinking walking.
a gray cat sitting on the floor next to a person 's foot
Alt: a gray cat sitting on the floor next to a person 's foot, smells it and passing straight TF out. coz that foot stinks.
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November 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM
But I would walk five hundred miles.
And I would walk five hundred more.
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.. 🎶
Tinactin.. tinactin.. tin nac a nac a nac a nac tin..
Tinactin .. the anitfigal foot spary.
coz damn that’s a lot of stinking walking.
And I would walk five hundred more.
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.. 🎶
Tinactin.. tinactin.. tin nac a nac a nac a nac tin..
Tinactin .. the anitfigal foot spary.
coz damn that’s a lot of stinking walking.
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All the jams are kicked out now what
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All the jams are kicked out now what
Trimming wild beard hairs is like spotting exoplanets.. A little back light at the right angle and ah ha.. Finally got you little rogue bastard. Beardstard.. exohairs..? anywho can waste hours doing it. Since no pimples at soon to be 53. kinda miss it actually
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Trimming wild beard hairs is like spotting exoplanets.. A little back light at the right angle and ah ha.. Finally got you little rogue bastard. Beardstard.. exohairs..? anywho can waste hours doing it. Since no pimples at soon to be 53. kinda miss it actually
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Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
November 25, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Ask yourself, what would Ash do. Don't text her and do it anyways.
Hayley Williams: Parachute - " I thought you were gonna catch me" watch me fall.. 🎶
Me: You gotta say "trust fall" first.. that's on you.
That looks like it hurt.
Me: You gotta say "trust fall" first.. that's on you.
That looks like it hurt.
November 25, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Hayley Williams: Parachute - " I thought you were gonna catch me" watch me fall.. 🎶
Me: You gotta say "trust fall" first.. that's on you.
That looks like it hurt.
Me: You gotta say "trust fall" first.. that's on you.
That looks like it hurt.
Sorry guys I’ve had my head in the earth.. Practicing how to be antisocial. and though we’re not rich.. we’re well rounded and balanced. Now something to kinda work with if you will. Always searching for more colors and texture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Sorry guys I’ve had my head in the earth.. Practicing how to be antisocial. and though we’re not rich.. we’re well rounded and balanced. Now something to kinda work with if you will. Always searching for more colors and texture.
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feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
feels:
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
“change” shannon hoon/blind melon
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my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
my skeets have the effervescence of graffitied walls in public loos
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If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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jiminy's animal reviews: The mangrove snake (𝘉𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢) is a large member of the colubrid family found in the mangroves of southeast Asia. It is classified as “mildly venomous,” which is a hell of a qualifier. 🧵
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
jiminy's animal reviews: The mangrove snake (𝘉𝘰𝘪𝘨𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘢) is a large member of the colubrid family found in the mangroves of southeast Asia. It is classified as “mildly venomous,” which is a hell of a qualifier. 🧵
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Our holiday tradition is we tell our grandkids that bad kids get sent to the North Pole, are turned into elves, and forced into slave labor to make toys for a year.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Our holiday tradition is we tell our grandkids that bad kids get sent to the North Pole, are turned into elves, and forced into slave labor to make toys for a year.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
It works better than the elf on a shelf bullshit.
All we do is look at their ears and tell them theirs are looking pretty pointy.
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"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
"You can check-out anytime you like, but you can never leave..."
Open enrollment for benefits.
Open enrollment for benefits.
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Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Ok, let's finish this day on a high note with a power loss or small fire that causes a loss of power.
Anytime now would be good.
Anytime now would be good.
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I'm getting my vaccines tomorrow. Two peoples' kids have the flu.They are both in the office looking iffy. 👍🏽
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'm getting my vaccines tomorrow. Two peoples' kids have the flu.They are both in the office looking iffy. 👍🏽
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
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I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I said I want to burden you. Please respond.
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
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Don't you dare spill cranberry sauce on my spanx this year.
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Don't you dare spill cranberry sauce on my spanx this year.
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Terrifying if literal: I've got you under my skin
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Terrifying if literal: I've got you under my skin
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Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
November 24, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Sometimes you have to talk to yourself out loud because your brain won't listen to your inside voice
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I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I've been staring at a typo for 1/2 hour.
I may not make it through the night.
I may not make it through the night.
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
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She's a 10, but she carries a salt shaker in her bag.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
She's a 10, but she carries a salt shaker in her bag.