McMusic MaGellin
@rlpontificates.bsky.social
Habits include 🎶🐕🏄🏻♂️🥁🎸🦜🦅🩺not limited to. Introverted excavator. Don’t kid yourself. Everything I say is a joke. engineer produce edit. tremendous slouch
Pinned
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Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Today’s band name:
MRI Cover Band
MRI Cover Band
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i want to walk around on a brain
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
i want to walk around on a brain
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Babe…can I watch you practice your part? 🫦
November 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Babe…can I watch you practice your part? 🫦
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When they ask you how life is going.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
When they ask you how life is going.
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Going through the 5 stages of grief, standing in front of the fridge
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Going through the 5 stages of grief, standing in front of the fridge
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Lost my phone between the pharmacy and the house. This day...
November 26, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Lost my phone between the pharmacy and the house. This day...
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Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Uranus was discovered on March 13, 1781. I'm pretty sure that's the same day first butthole skeet was posted.
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Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor take warning.
But I’d like a good day
But I’d like a good day
November 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Red sky at night, sailor’s delight. Red sky in morning, sailor take warning.
But I’d like a good day
But I’d like a good day
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Tongue out Tuesday
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Tongue out Tuesday
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Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
November 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Pepto Bismol shooters for in between the main course and dessert
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Standoff between two males determined to get the mealworms. After several tense seconds, it was the bluebird who blinked.
November 26, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Standoff between two males determined to get the mealworms. After several tense seconds, it was the bluebird who blinked.
Peak discombobulation situation
brain drain on the mainframe..
sane drain on the brain.
brain drain on the mainframe..
sane drain on the brain.
November 27, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Peak discombobulation situation
brain drain on the mainframe..
sane drain on the brain.
brain drain on the mainframe..
sane drain on the brain.
Looking at interviews and scenes from new Wicked:For Good all I’m thinking is, goodness sakes will someone please throw those poor ladies a sandwich. It says Bigger, Braver but screams skinnier hungrier!
November 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Looking at interviews and scenes from new Wicked:For Good all I’m thinking is, goodness sakes will someone please throw those poor ladies a sandwich. It says Bigger, Braver but screams skinnier hungrier!
Bought 50lbs of wild bird seed from a farm feed store today coz Staters only had 5lb bags. Think we all know who won that battle. freakin birds!
November 26, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Bought 50lbs of wild bird seed from a farm feed store today coz Staters only had 5lb bags. Think we all know who won that battle. freakin birds!
Round about there.. and walk away.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
November 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Round about there.. and walk away.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
Nope.. just enjoy and walk TF away! and holy shit still there the next day.
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Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane... They're referencing the Separation Agreement to see whose turn it is to have their youngest at dinner tomorrow.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Little ditty 'bout Jack and Diane... They're referencing the Separation Agreement to see whose turn it is to have their youngest at dinner tomorrow.
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Cleaning out that turkey cavity turned out to be a bigger chore than I expected.
Chasing the turkey was a big problem too. Next year, I'm going to kill it first.
Chasing the turkey was a big problem too. Next year, I'm going to kill it first.
November 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Cleaning out that turkey cavity turned out to be a bigger chore than I expected.
Chasing the turkey was a big problem too. Next year, I'm going to kill it first.
Chasing the turkey was a big problem too. Next year, I'm going to kill it first.
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peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
peeling the last potato in ritualistic fashion by raising it to the sky and yelling “I’ll never go hungry again!”
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I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
November 26, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I have to be somewhere in 20mins. Guess I should get dressed.
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If you're in Tennessee for the holiday weekend, stay away from interstate 24 and interstate 75. If you are not in Tennessee, stay the fuck away. It's not worth it.
November 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
If you're in Tennessee for the holiday weekend, stay away from interstate 24 and interstate 75. If you are not in Tennessee, stay the fuck away. It's not worth it.
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Had to drive through an intersection where the lights were all blinking red. This is why I do not own a firearm.
a woman is driving a car and laughing
Alt: a woman is driving a car and screaming
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Had to drive through an intersection where the lights were all blinking red. This is why I do not own a firearm.
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I saw a typo and rather than lie awake at night for the next 17 years thinking about it, deleted and reposted. Because I protect my peace.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I saw a typo and rather than lie awake at night for the next 17 years thinking about it, deleted and reposted. Because I protect my peace.
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If your turkey is bland
1. You're doing it wrong
2. Gravy...NO, not from a jar...
1. You're doing it wrong
2. Gravy...NO, not from a jar...
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
If your turkey is bland
1. You're doing it wrong
2. Gravy...NO, not from a jar...
1. You're doing it wrong
2. Gravy...NO, not from a jar...
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please nestle me between your buttercream pumpkins
November 26, 2025 at 1:52 AM
please nestle me between your buttercream pumpkins
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Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.