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Out of the shadows, a little…
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Realizing that today was another awful day I give you this most graceful greyhound
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my batteries bring all the bots to the yard
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
November 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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This is absolutely a face! Do you see it?
💛🧡🍂🍁🧡💛
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Forget what you're doing in the middle of all tasks and you'll never have any unfinished business
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Sorry guys I’ve had my head in the earth.. Practicing how to be antisocial. and though we’re not rich.. we’re well rounded and balanced. Now something to kinda work with if you will. Always searching for more colors and texture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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You're kidding me. We only rate dogs. This is a rainbow bagel. I really need you all to start sending us dogs, because we only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: mrpeanutbutter.69)
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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My cat Parker just liked a skeet by banging his head into my hand. I agree tho, so... *shrug*
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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"You'll be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Tongue out Tuesday
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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the names bond. gold bond.
November 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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A game of hot potato but with a big ball of shame instead
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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I slapped a DENSE FOG ADVISORY sticker on my forehead after a night of partying, so people know what they're dealing with.
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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Hello insomnia my old friend
November 25, 2025 at 6:17 AM
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Gonna delete some "bangers" and leave the "flops" bc you all need to acquire a more rare and sophisticated palette 🫖🥄✨
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Somedays the imparted wisdom just ain't parting
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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I always keep a full tub of whipped cream in the house. Never know when you're going to need it.

Visitor: Oh, yeah. I keep a tub of Cool Whip in the freezer too.

(Slowly closing the door to the secret whipped cream room I started to open and turning back to them) Right! A small tub of Cool Whip.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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He's a Clown. That Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown.
You're trending on bluesky, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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The bots are back in town, the bots are back in town
The bots are back in town, the bots are back in town...

(you've gotta sing it Thin Lizzy style for full effect)
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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I’m a ‘crying on the inside’ kind of guy. It’s probably the diet of raw onions.
November 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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The Crew recommends getting daily morning exercise in one form or another. Cheers!
November 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM