David
@dondanger.bsky.social
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Pinned
a thing i do like about today’s internet is that i have no idea if this is a joke post or not
it’s fun either way really
it’s fun either way really
Colorfle 1386 (Paint Edition) 2/6
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My average color accuracy was 95.7%!
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My average color accuracy was 95.7%!
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
a thing i do like about today’s internet is that i have no idea if this is a joke post or not
it’s fun either way really
it’s fun either way really
for some reason this reminded me of spaghetti code devs
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
I don't have a specific theory that I can articulate, but I read things like this, & I get the impression there are a lot of people who think there is an optimal end-point of being a human that they're trying to reach. And in particular, they want to reach that end-point without putting in any work.
AG1 is a lot less science-y than it sounds
“Clinically backed” isn’t the endorsement you think it is.
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
for some reason this reminded me of spaghetti code devs
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
weird world we live in when we celebrate a guy calling a pedo “a pedo” and he doesn’t get fired or “disciplined” for it
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
weird world we live in when we celebrate a guy calling a pedo “a pedo” and he doesn’t get fired or “disciplined” for it
still don’t know which team won but it sure sounds like commercials were shit
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
still don’t know which team won but it sure sounds like commercials were shit
there are movies that age well and then there’s Highlander
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
there are movies that age well and then there’s Highlander
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
sounds like blooski did another suicide, rip, been fun
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
sounds like blooski did another suicide, rip, been fun
“this party is sick!”
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
“this party is sick!”
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
when trump passes he should be buried under the ballroom with all his corporate tribute, peace prizes and a thousand ice agents
he’s earned it
he’s earned it
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
when trump passes he should be buried under the ballroom with all his corporate tribute, peace prizes and a thousand ice agents
he’s earned it
he’s earned it
Reposted by David
Mozart, for timeline cleanse.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Mozart, for timeline cleanse.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
Reposted by David
If you see a dog, post dog
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
If you see a dog, post dog
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You just know this mfer would’ve had the most obnoxious influencer morning routine videos if he was around today
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
You just know this mfer would’ve had the most obnoxious influencer morning routine videos if he was around today
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sure, repost that. im not the
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
sure, repost that. im not the
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
Reposted by David
I did not think there’d be so much screaming.
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I did not think there’d be so much screaming.
Reposted by David
fun first date idea: a jewelry heist
February 4, 2026 at 4:08 AM
fun first date idea: a jewelry heist
so in the back of grocery stores chips, cereals and crackers are stored on the top shelf because they’re light
the night boys just drop them on the floor from 12 feet high, due to being short staffed and overworked for shit pay
doesn’t damage packaging but does turn content into powder
the night boys just drop them on the floor from 12 feet high, due to being short staffed and overworked for shit pay
doesn’t damage packaging but does turn content into powder
Buying a sandwich and the worker chatted with me about selecting the right bag of chips that wasn’t too squashed bc of how the chip guy stacked them. Which led us to talk about chip volume in grocery store bags. Probably could’ve kept going, but transaction was complete.
February 4, 2026 at 6:10 AM
so in the back of grocery stores chips, cereals and crackers are stored on the top shelf because they’re light
the night boys just drop them on the floor from 12 feet high, due to being short staffed and overworked for shit pay
doesn’t damage packaging but does turn content into powder
the night boys just drop them on the floor from 12 feet high, due to being short staffed and overworked for shit pay
doesn’t damage packaging but does turn content into powder
Reposted by David
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the seafood fork you never quite knew what to do with since you have a shellfish allergy
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the mismatched butter knife you use for odd jobs, like stuck DVD retrieval
In a drawer of silverware, I’m that damn spatula that keeps the drawer from opening
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In a drawer of silverware, I’m the seafood fork you never quite knew what to do with since you have a shellfish allergy
didn’t accomplish all the things today but did have a fun stroll with doggo and put together a pretty decent pasta sauce
i’ll take it
nice dinner and about 16 servings heading to the fridge/freezer
i’ll take it
nice dinner and about 16 servings heading to the fridge/freezer
February 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
didn’t accomplish all the things today but did have a fun stroll with doggo and put together a pretty decent pasta sauce
i’ll take it
nice dinner and about 16 servings heading to the fridge/freezer
i’ll take it
nice dinner and about 16 servings heading to the fridge/freezer
pet peeve of mine is recipes asking to throw onions and garlic at the same time in the pot
don’t do that
onions need a few minutes to chill at mid heat after which garlic should be toasted quickly at high temp
then you toast your spices for a lil bit while tossing
don’t do that
onions need a few minutes to chill at mid heat after which garlic should be toasted quickly at high temp
then you toast your spices for a lil bit while tossing
February 3, 2026 at 8:18 PM
pet peeve of mine is recipes asking to throw onions and garlic at the same time in the pot
don’t do that
onions need a few minutes to chill at mid heat after which garlic should be toasted quickly at high temp
then you toast your spices for a lil bit while tossing
don’t do that
onions need a few minutes to chill at mid heat after which garlic should be toasted quickly at high temp
then you toast your spices for a lil bit while tossing
Bands are just not hot like this anymore
February 3, 2026 at 2:53 PM
Bands are just not hot like this anymore
"Wow" Count: Owen Wilson has famously said "wow" 81 times across his film career, averaging one every 35 minutes.
a man is sitting on a bed with the word wow written on his face
ALT: a man is sitting on a bed with the word wow written on his face
media.tenor.com
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
"Wow" Count: Owen Wilson has famously said "wow" 81 times across his film career, averaging one every 35 minutes.