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David

@dondanger.bsky.social

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Shitpost enthusiast Dog dad Wings enjoyer low five kind of guy The Dude abides

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · Aug 7

[full moon]

anything: *makes a noise*

dog: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?! GET OVER HERE AND SAY IT TO MY FACE I DARE YOU! I WILL INFLICT UPON YOU PAIN AND SUFFERING THE LIKES OF WHICH THE WORLD AS YET TO SEE!!

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 2h

a man wearing glasses and a purple shirt is making a face .

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 5h

thank you for your service

David @dondanger.bsky.social · 8h

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 9h

i love a happy ending

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 9h

all stick no carrot means all stick no carrot, consequences be damned

David @dondanger.bsky.social · 9h

can relate, wishing you better moments

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 10h

you appear to be out of sorts

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 10h

customer: how’s your plankebiff?

waiter: …

the plankebiff:

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 17h

what in the heck?

which movie is this from?

David @dondanger.bsky.social · 18h

thanks for the write up, watching wings hockey in canada has its challenges, like a blackout for the first game of the season

David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

let’s go

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

would be cool if it were one of the kids

David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

sending good vibes

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

some folks really need to log off

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David @dondanger.bsky.social · 1d

congrats!