David
@dondanger.bsky.social
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
Pinned
i think there are olives underneath the corn
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i think there are olives underneath the corn
me working on my drafts
February 12, 2026 at 2:45 AM
me working on my drafts
while going out to lunch ran into Vincent Damphousse who was captain of the Montreal Canadians at the time
he was coming out of a car park in an alleyway
we looked at each other for about 3 seconds
i recognized him, he noticed i had and immediately crossed to the other side of the street
fin
he was coming out of a car park in an alleyway
we looked at each other for about 3 seconds
i recognized him, he noticed i had and immediately crossed to the other side of the street
fin
What is YOUR most mundane celebrity encounter?
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
Belle and Sebastian asked me to hold the elevator for them at a Holiday Inn in Paris, after a gig...
February 12, 2026 at 2:39 AM
while going out to lunch ran into Vincent Damphousse who was captain of the Montreal Canadians at the time
he was coming out of a car park in an alleyway
we looked at each other for about 3 seconds
i recognized him, he noticed i had and immediately crossed to the other side of the street
fin
he was coming out of a car park in an alleyway
we looked at each other for about 3 seconds
i recognized him, he noticed i had and immediately crossed to the other side of the street
fin
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February 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Reposted by David
Glacier the skunk is chowing down on an apple in her home at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Glacier the skunk is chowing down on an apple in her home at the Cincinnati Zoo.
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
Until 1993, Glacier would have been in Family Mustelidae with weasels & badgers.
But molecular evidence showed that her ancestors diverged 60 MYA, so she gets her own family: Mephitidae which means, roughly, "stinky."
as a dog owner, my dog loves you too, you’re welcome to stop us to say hi anytime
February 10, 2026 at 4:21 PM
as a dog owner, my dog loves you too, you’re welcome to stop us to say hi anytime
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Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
February 10, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Everybody knows that Pupper just won Downhill Gold
a thing i do like about today’s internet is that i have no idea if this is a joke post or not
it’s fun either way really
it’s fun either way really
Colorfle 1386 (Paint Edition) 2/6
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My average color accuracy was 95.7%!
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My average color accuracy was 95.7%!
February 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
a thing i do like about today’s internet is that i have no idea if this is a joke post or not
it’s fun either way really
it’s fun either way really
for some reason this reminded me of spaghetti code devs
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
I don't have a specific theory that I can articulate, but I read things like this, & I get the impression there are a lot of people who think there is an optimal end-point of being a human that they're trying to reach. And in particular, they want to reach that end-point without putting in any work.
AG1 is a lot less science-y than it sounds
“Clinically backed” isn’t the endorsement you think it is.
www.theverge.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:52 PM
for some reason this reminded me of spaghetti code devs
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
me, couple of decades in software development:”folks let’s take the time to keep it clean, if this thing hits we want to be able to adapt and expand”
them, offended:”how dare you, you arrogant asshole” (muttering:what even is spaghetti code?)
weird world we live in when we celebrate a guy calling a pedo “a pedo” and he doesn’t get fired or “disciplined” for it
NEWS: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept his job, got 'no discipline' on his record, UAW says.
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
www.detroitnews.com/story/busine...
UAW: Ford worker who heckled Trump kept job, 'no discipline' on record
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 6:03 PM
weird world we live in when we celebrate a guy calling a pedo “a pedo” and he doesn’t get fired or “disciplined” for it
still don’t know which team won but it sure sounds like commercials were shit
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
still don’t know which team won but it sure sounds like commercials were shit
there are movies that age well and then there’s Highlander
February 8, 2026 at 6:28 PM
there are movies that age well and then there’s Highlander
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L
February 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with the letter L
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
If you see this, post a character that starts with E
sounds like blooski did another suicide, rip, been fun
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 AM
sounds like blooski did another suicide, rip, been fun
“this party is sick!”
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
February 6, 2026 at 11:37 AM
“this party is sick!”
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
- guy with covid who fucked up my life 10 months ago, at a party i didn’t even attend
when trump passes he should be buried under the ballroom with all his corporate tribute, peace prizes and a thousand ice agents
he’s earned it
he’s earned it
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
when trump passes he should be buried under the ballroom with all his corporate tribute, peace prizes and a thousand ice agents
he’s earned it
he’s earned it
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Mozart, for timeline cleanse.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Mozart, for timeline cleanse.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
You are all blessed by His droopy jibbles and velvety snoot.
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If you see a dog, post dog
February 5, 2026 at 6:35 AM
If you see a dog, post dog
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You just know this mfer would’ve had the most obnoxious influencer morning routine videos if he was around today
February 4, 2026 at 2:29 PM
You just know this mfer would’ve had the most obnoxious influencer morning routine videos if he was around today
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sure, repost that. im not the
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
February 4, 2026 at 7:43 AM
sure, repost that. im not the
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
one who has to look myself
in the mirror afterwards
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I did not think there’d be so much screaming.
February 3, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I did not think there’d be so much screaming.