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David
@dondanger.bsky.social
Shitpost enthusiast
Dog dad
Wings enjoyer
low five kind of guy
The Dude abides
what even are words at this point
February 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
me: what in the absolute shi… wait never mind carry on
February 10, 2026 at 1:52 AM
the president of the united states is equal parts 12 and 90 years old

what a world
February 10, 2026 at 1:43 AM
spirited rant draglikepull, well put
February 9, 2026 at 6:55 PM
apparently mariah makes a million dollars a year from royalties for all i want for Christmas is you

and tbh, good for her, i love it
February 9, 2026 at 6:15 PM
the typo stays as a testament to my cluelessness
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Me, pretending i any idea what’s going here:
a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
ALT: a group of men are watching a basketball game between the chicago bulls and miami heat
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:56 PM
they have to keep pumping ai because if it crashes the gop economy goes with it

flailing to keep shareholder interest because they have nothing else
February 9, 2026 at 5:37 PM
here’s your summary: this spreadsheet appears to say shit about stuff and counts a bunch of numbers too

me: wow, thanks ai where would i be without you
February 9, 2026 at 3:08 AM
it helps
February 8, 2026 at 5:10 PM
i have a hard time believing in myself these days but it means a lot to me that you got my back
a kitten is sitting on a person 's lap in a room .
ALT: a kitten is sitting on a person 's lap in a room .
media.tenor.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:51 PM
dunked in ketchup
February 7, 2026 at 3:37 AM
please tell that to maher’s writers, they need to see this
February 6, 2026 at 11:31 PM
tacos in the piss pool sounds great!
February 6, 2026 at 11:21 PM
i like to think that people like that adopted a challenged dog and are giving it a good life
February 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM