Ashland Forest Dweller
vaforestdweller.bsky.social
Ashland Forest Dweller
@vaforestdweller.bsky.social
Retired longtime Federal prosecutor deeply saddened by a slim majority of Americans voting for a wannabe dictator/convicted felon. Dog person. Have camera - Will travel. #photography images are mine. Appreciate every follower. Caution - Dad Jokes Ahead 🚨
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Senator/Captain Mark Kelly is a brave straight shooter and something tells me his ground crew is growing into the millions. BTW, his spouse is awesome too.
#IllegalOrders
Looking for something to do with all of those unwanted trophies and prizes lying around? Send them to someone who'll truly appreciate them:

President Donald Trump
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

#NobelPeacePrize
January 17, 2026 at 6:53 PM
We ALL know this is fake because Harry would never sellout to the dark side. 😉
#NobelPeacePrize
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Who is your all-time favorite fictional driver?

Here's mine . . . 🖤
January 17, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Apparently, almost all Republicans are fine with Trump grabbing anything he wants in America, Venezuela, Epstein's harem, etc., but surprisingly some aren't fine with him grabbing Greenland.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
Republican dissent as key figures warn Trump against Greenland pursuit
Congressional Republicans criticize ‘absurd’ idea as polls show most Americans oppose taking control of territory
www.theguardian.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Join the club Nancy. What's next?
Had to pay income taxes?
Had to pay for groceries?
Had to pay my mechanic?
Had to pay my maid?
Had to pay my landscapers?
Had to pay my dog walker?
Had to pay my hairstylist?
Had to pay my manicurist?
Had to pay my utilities?
Had to pay my shadow photographer?
Painful? Let me guess,
somebody spoke to you and ruptured your eardrum?
Also, why the fuck did you bring a photographer to the bank, you absolute lunatic?
January 17, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Drop something WATERY 🌊 🖤 🥛 (🧳🌋😉)
January 17, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Glad I never had to try to keep up with Fred Astaire. Nice job here. #Dancing
I realize my timing may be bad but still…
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Beware 🚨 Android users . . .
January 17, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Sadly, Trump's cronies see more opportunities for financial gain by raping Venezuela than caring for America.
January 17, 2026 at 4:15 PM
One sequel I'd definitely watch . . .
#BOTD Jim Carrey
www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Coming soon, a new Cracker Barrel . . . 🙄
#ICE
The entry to the Mexican restaurant (Don Julio) in my hometown of Forest Lake MN that closed as a result of ICE has become a shrine. Two-thirds of voters in Forest Lake supported Trump in 2024.
January 17, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Susan From Accounting looks a little young to help with anyone's taxes but wow is she cute!. Gotta love ❤️ #dogs.
January 17, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Well done Minnesotans! Imagine if millions of Americans all over America showed up like these folks in Minnesota.
With arms linked and snow falling, Minneapolis ICE protesters dance as ICE agents retreat back. "Nah nah nah, hey hey hey, goodbye!" WATCH ⬇️
January 17, 2026 at 4:33 AM
January 17, 2026 at 4:28 AM
#ICE is a willing tool, Trump is the one truly pulling the trigger . . .
RENEE NICOLE GOOD
January 17, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Trump is on target to reach this goal . . .
January 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Doubtful Trump is creating all of this mayhem alone. Wondering if others are secretly fueling some of this, and if so, who they are. The @nytimes.com just today . . .
January 17, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Hitler's #Gestapo and Trump's #ICE, not perfectly alike, but very, very close . . .
January 17, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Field trip! Gotta love ❤️ #dogs. #DogsOfBluesky
January 16, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Looks like Trump is preparing to impose more of his #tariffs on possibly the entire world, except of course his dearest of friends Putin. #Greenland
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...
Trump threatens tariffs against those who oppose him taking Greenland
President raises pressure on European allies as US envoy says deal to take island ‘should and will be made’
www.theguardian.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
This one looks good for about 60 yards.
#Football #Humor
January 16, 2026 at 8:14 PM
The world AND millions of Americans are wondering why America isn't doing anything about Trump. Here's an insane fact, if approximately 31 Republicans in the House and Senate switched parties TODAY, successful impeachment proceedings could commence very quickly. R's in Congress, WE WANT YOU!
January 16, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Amazing how quickly #ICE lies melt . . .
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After lying about this baby they gassed and almost killed in their own neighborhood, DHS deleted their post
January 16, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Meanwhile Trump sits alone in a room somewhere within the partially destroyed White House stroking his new Nobel Peace Prize trinket and murmuring the date when he'll illegally seek to implement the Insurrection Act in order to prevent a new Congress from successfully impeaching and convicting him.
NEWS: Canada just checkmated the United States.

Breaking with the U.S., Canada has struck a major deal with China: Ottawa will cut its 100% tariff on Chinese electric vehicles in exchange for dramatically lower tariffs on Canadian farm products.
January 16, 2026 at 7:32 PM