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Anastasia MacKenzie

@theanastasia.bsky.social

720 followers 350 following 680 posts

That girl...you know the one...🏳️‍🌈✊🏿🐝

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 16h

“AI is coming for your job.”

AI is going to stare at an empty page for 8 hours while crying into its ramen cup and referring to itself as a writer?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 1d

We have entered the heater-in-the-morning-AC-in-the-afternoon part of the season.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 2d

Me: hey I’ve noticed you across the cemetery and I really like your vibe.
Crow: *various crow noises*

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 3d

I wish mornings weren’t so early.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 5d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 6d

It’s weird and I like it.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 7d

Maybe we can just rent our mistakes for a bit.

The Card @thecard.bsky.social · 8d

OWN my mistakes? In this economy?

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 7d

There is poetry in everyone.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 9d

Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Let the bodies hit the bed
Sleepy, why for
Can't wake much more

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 10d

The greatest wisdom is compassion.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 11d

That was my response too.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 12d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 13d

lol. You’re welcome to draw this scene if you like.

Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 14d

I’m not like other girls, I say, as I get into a bathtub full of cheese wearing a hat made of nachos.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 14d

There are worse songs to have in your head all day.

Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 15d

Set phasers to stunned at the lack of compassion in the world.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 16d

“SHOTS! SHOTS! SHOTS!”

- me getting all my vaccines

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 17d

How’s everyone dressing for the rapture? Is business casual ok or should I wear something more formal? Serious replies only please.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 19d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 22d

Just cleaned up my following list, if you’re still on it it’s because I’m not done with you yet. Your time will come…

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 23d

Piano Man is pretty wild if you think about it. Imagine going to a bar and calling everyone out with a little diss track you wrote about them.

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capybarasatwork.bsky.social @capybarasatwork.bsky.social · 26d

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 28d

I will rise again like a phoenix that took a 20 min nap that turned into 4 hours and then very groggily got up.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · 29d

You know what could have prevented this? Gun reform.

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Anastasia MacKenzie @theanastasia.bsky.social · Sep 11

Thoughts and prayers.

Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · Sep 10

CHARLIE KIRK DEAD