VWonders
vwonders.bsky.social
VWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
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im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You're at Pinky.

I need you at The Brain.
You're at Louise.

I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.

I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
November 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today’s band name:

The Furriest Birds
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.

We laughed and laughed…

Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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It’s giving raining toads
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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the existence of a you implies the potential for joyous a me
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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The birds are noisy this morning
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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There’s a website where you can wager on who Trump will or won’t pardon.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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fake internet points don’t matter, just post for yourself 🫶
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Today’s band name:
Hot for Veterans
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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You're at thin crust.

I need you at Sicilian.
You’re at Simon.

I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.

I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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in latest night
crossing to earliest of morning
if you listen closely
quietly
you can hear
the music of the universe
November 2, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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My Uncle Jeb is so stupid. He fell out of a tree while raking leaves.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I’m already looking forward to Jurassic Park 47
November 10, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Today’s band name:
The Benevolent Dictators
November 11, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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When people are stupid shitballs, bake something. People will still be stupid shitballs, but you’ll have a tasty treat. Birthday apple dumplings for my favorite daughter 🩷🍎
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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welcome to bluesky. if the word "mapquest" means anything to you and/or you used it as a verb, you're in the right place
November 11, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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ironic how the health industry is trying to bleed us dry financially
November 11, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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new app for professionals who don’t care anymore called: LinkedOut
November 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM