Joe Brasshammerz
@brasshammerz.bsky.social
39. He/Him. Bi. Actually autistic. Flotsam in the sea of life. A Princess Peach looney. Soothsayer of spaghetti. I’m familiar with all kinds of Twos: Bipolar II, Audrey 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and the yet-to-exist Kung Pow II.
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Snowboarding Princess Peach
December 2, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Snowboarding Princess Peach
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ - Skywatching
December 4, 2025 at 5:46 AM
ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ - Skywatching
Ohhhh! Look! Another ‘moon and trees’ photo from Joe Brasshammerz! 😒 Get new material, dude!
^ My inner critic while I posted this.
#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
^ My inner critic while I posted this.
#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Ohhhh! Look! Another ‘moon and trees’ photo from Joe Brasshammerz! 😒 Get new material, dude!
^ My inner critic while I posted this.
#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
^ My inner critic while I posted this.
#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
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www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
Three years ago today, I released what I consider to be my magnum opus of music production. I'm linking its Newgrounds page for this post but you can also find this song on your favorite streaming service. Please, please give it a listen if you have the time :)
Three years ago today, I released what I consider to be my magnum opus of music production. I'm linking its Newgrounds page for this post but you can also find this song on your favorite streaming service. Please, please give it a listen if you have the time :)
December 4, 2025 at 3:53 AM
www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen...
Three years ago today, I released what I consider to be my magnum opus of music production. I'm linking its Newgrounds page for this post but you can also find this song on your favorite streaming service. Please, please give it a listen if you have the time :)
Three years ago today, I released what I consider to be my magnum opus of music production. I'm linking its Newgrounds page for this post but you can also find this song on your favorite streaming service. Please, please give it a listen if you have the time :)
I made notso-pesto. I set out to make pesto pasta, but realized I was missing some ingredients. So I replaced them with what I had, and voila! Faux pesto!
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I made notso-pesto. I set out to make pesto pasta, but realized I was missing some ingredients. So I replaced them with what I had, and voila! Faux pesto!
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‘Ready Or Not’ 💍
Artist: Alejandra Gámez 🖤
Artist: Alejandra Gámez 🖤
December 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
‘Ready Or Not’ 💍
Artist: Alejandra Gámez 🖤
Artist: Alejandra Gámez 🖤
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I dunno what everyone is all worked up about, this game looks pretty good to me.
December 4, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I dunno what everyone is all worked up about, this game looks pretty good to me.
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At the Christmas market on Saturday #ClassicMono #Photography
December 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
At the Christmas market on Saturday #ClassicMono #Photography
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Hugo's House of Horrors (1990)
Anyone remember this one? I have fond memories of the Hugo trilogy. #retrogaming #dosgaming
Anyone remember this one? I have fond memories of the Hugo trilogy. #retrogaming #dosgaming
September 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Hugo's House of Horrors (1990)
Anyone remember this one? I have fond memories of the Hugo trilogy. #retrogaming #dosgaming
Anyone remember this one? I have fond memories of the Hugo trilogy. #retrogaming #dosgaming
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Spooky season is upon us once again.
Time to replay Last Half of Darkness (1989) #retrogaming #dosgaming
Time to replay Last Half of Darkness (1989) #retrogaming #dosgaming
October 12, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Spooky season is upon us once again.
Time to replay Last Half of Darkness (1989) #retrogaming #dosgaming
Time to replay Last Half of Darkness (1989) #retrogaming #dosgaming
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“I sought and longed for something I could not quite name. But in you, I found it…”
🪐🌒🫀
#Frankenstein #TheCreature #GuillermodelToro
🪐🌒🫀
#Frankenstein #TheCreature #GuillermodelToro
November 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“I sought and longed for something I could not quite name. But in you, I found it…”
🪐🌒🫀
#Frankenstein #TheCreature #GuillermodelToro
🪐🌒🫀
#Frankenstein #TheCreature #GuillermodelToro
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McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure (1993)
December 3, 2025 at 8:53 PM
McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure (1993)
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December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Landscape around the Historic Kapunda Copper Mine
Kapunda, SA, Australia
#travel #mining #park #nature #fotografia #photography #hills #landscape #colours #photographersofbluesky
Kapunda, SA, Australia
#travel #mining #park #nature #fotografia #photography #hills #landscape #colours #photographersofbluesky
December 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Landscape around the Historic Kapunda Copper Mine
Kapunda, SA, Australia
#travel #mining #park #nature #fotografia #photography #hills #landscape #colours #photographersofbluesky
Kapunda, SA, Australia
#travel #mining #park #nature #fotografia #photography #hills #landscape #colours #photographersofbluesky
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🟢 #VPGreenWednesday
No Man's Sky 📸
#VirtualPhotography
#ThePhotomode
#Photography
#NoMansSky
#PhotoMode
#VPSupport
#VPinSpace
#VPRepost
#NMS
#VP
No Man's Sky 📸
#VirtualPhotography
#ThePhotomode
#Photography
#NoMansSky
#PhotoMode
#VPSupport
#VPinSpace
#VPRepost
#NMS
#VP
December 3, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Insert a movie into another movie
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
Insert a movie into another movie:
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.
Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore.
Insert a movie into another movie:
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
Angels in the Outfield of Dreams
December 3, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Insert a movie into another movie
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
The Lord of the Rings: The Dark side of Dimensions
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party.
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Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Me, 2025: "children shouldn't be exposed to gambling in video games"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
But also
Child Me, 2005: "this is the greatest thing I have ever played"
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Winter sunshine in our local park
December 3, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Winter sunshine in our local park
The earliest shock site I remember was a crude GIF of Smurfette giving Hefty Smurf (both nude) a smurfjob. The ‘action’ of the image pulsed choppily. A wav of James Brown’s “WOW! I feel good!” was on loop, but it was clipped badly. So, it was like, “WOW! I feel g—“ “WOW! I feel g’—“ “WOW!…”
What was your first adult/NSFW video game encounter?
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
Do you have a funny story, or remember a playground rumor?
My answer:
Overhearing my older brothers and cousins talking about a way to remove the nudity censor from first Sims game on PC. My young eyes couldn't believe it when I finally saw.
December 3, 2025 at 8:21 AM
The earliest shock site I remember was a crude GIF of Smurfette giving Hefty Smurf (both nude) a smurfjob. The ‘action’ of the image pulsed choppily. A wav of James Brown’s “WOW! I feel good!” was on loop, but it was clipped badly. So, it was like, “WOW! I feel g—“ “WOW! I feel g’—“ “WOW!…”
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Insert a movie into another movie:
The Theory of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Upon a Time in the West World War Z
The Theory of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Upon a Time in the West World War Z
Insert a movie into another movie.
"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Homeward Bound."
but who gets to voice George and Gracie? 🤔
"Star Trek IV: The Voyage Homeward Bound."
but who gets to voice George and Gracie? 🤔
Insert a movie into another movie.
Ernest Goes to Sleep Away Camp
Ernest Goes to Sleep Away Camp
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Theory of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Upon a Time in the West World War Z
The Theory of Everything, Everywhere, All at Once Upon a Time in the West World War Z