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Joe Brasshammerz
@brasshammerz.bsky.social
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39. He/Him. Bi. Actually autistic. Flotsam in the sea of life. A Princess Peach looney. Soothsayer of spaghetti. I’m familiar with all kinds of Twos: Bipolar II, Audrey 2, Super Mario Bros. 2, and the yet-to-exist Kung Pow II.
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Drop a movie you love that no one talks about. 🎬

#filmsky
The movie poster for Mumford (1999). Various characters are featured, including the main leads, who press their foreheads together affectionately.
December 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Ohhhh! Look! Another ‘moon and trees’ photo from Joe Brasshammerz! 😒 Get new material, dude!

^ My inner critic while I posted this.

#photography
#moon #sky
#trees #woods
A shot of my neighborhood, at night. The moon glows brightly even when behind faint clouds. silhouette cedar trees are all around. There are a few lights on the road level.
December 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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I made notso-pesto. I set out to make pesto pasta, but realized I was missing some ingredients. So I replaced them with what I had, and voila! Faux pesto!
Notso-pesto, prepared by Joe Brasshammerz.
December 4, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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#photography
A shot of trees under the sky. The (unseen) sun is setting, and the bright moon moon glows from beyond the trees’ branches.
December 4, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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#photography
Another night shot in night mode. This time a contrail is across the sky. The moon is bright behind faint clouds. Trees are on the left, silhouetted, and a few stars are visible to the left and upper left.
December 3, 2025 at 8:44 AM
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What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas Party.
Robin Williams as Rainbow Randolph, in Death to Smoochy (2002). He wears an extremely loud suit and waistcoat. The buttons of his waistcoat and his jacket are colored in the rainbow’s spectrum. He has glittery sequins on his jacket and white bowler hat.
December 3, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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Here you go! 😄 I forgot then name of this art, but it’s by W. James.
A painting by W. James. It’s a tropical vantage point looking to the sunlit sea. Many exotic plants and trees are displayed vividly.
December 3, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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Sup.
Me. With headphones. And an exotic painting behind me.
December 3, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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I’m ready!

(Actually, I only found out about this game. I just wanted an excuse to share this self portrait.)
Me wearing a horse mask and a Mario hat on top.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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I’m geared up for Horses!
Joe Brasshammerz in a creepy horse mask and a Mario hat on top. Zoom in to see his eye through the left (our perspective) nostril!
December 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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She was also the singing voice of Angel, the heroine from the animated film, Rock & Rule.
Angel, from the 1983 animated Nelvana film, Rock & Rule. A close-up of Angel’s mouth. She sings.
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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Remember to stop for a nice cuppa. Bring a little darkness to the holiday season!

#cartoons
#countduckula
#duckula
#igor
#birds
#vulture
#tea
Igor, the anthropomorphic vulture butler from Count Duckula, sits with a steaming cup of tea. He’s smiling.
December 2, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Name a video game with a dragon.

Bubble BobbleZ My mother loved this game. She introduced me to it. 💚💙
Bubble Bobble. Two dragons, one green (Bub) and the other blue (Bob), thwart enemies with bubbles.
December 2, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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#photography
#night #sky
#clouds #moon
#stars
#trees #woods
#leaves
A photo taken with an angle and night mode activated. The bright moon may be obscured by big yet faint clouds, but it’s so bright that it doesn’t matter. Cedar trees are all around, with a reddish maple tree at the bottom right corner.
December 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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#photography
#night #sky
#clouds #moon
An upward shot of the night sky, from a grocery store parking lot. The bottom left corner has a faint glow from a distant and unseen lamp. The clouds mostly cover the sky with ‘cracks’ revealing the dark space beyond. The moon, though obscured by clouds, is bright and pierces through.
December 2, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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April 25, 2024.

#photography
#night #sky
#desert #clouds
#trees #reno
A night shot of Reno, Nevada. This was taken from advantage point that has one tree and many high desert bushes in the frame. The sky had big, fluffy clouds, and because this was taken very close to midnight, Reno was glowing with many lights in the distance, with the central tall buildings bright in different colors.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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You've just died. The 6th picture in your roll is what killed you.
An image posted by “Delicious-Claim-5768” on Reddit. It’s an image mashup of Sailor Moon (the original anime) and The Simpsons. Usagi Tsukino has just entered a room and noticed naked Homer Simpson, passed out on the floor and covered by a translucent curtain.
November 30, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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RIP Sadie Mae.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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Dr. Seuss’ How The Grinch Stole LaCroix!

#photography
#lacroix #drseuss
#seuss
#grinch
#christmas
A stack of various LaCroix boxes. The ‘face’ of the Grinch is taped on the green boxes, to imitate his head.
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 AM
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#photography
#night
#forest
#forests
#woods
#mushrooms
#fungi
#nature
A photo taken late at night. I was in the woods (not shady) and noticed these mushrooms. I took a flash photo of them.
November 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
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#photography
#autumn
#trees
#woods
#forests
#sky
A shot taken from under a kind of maple tree. The branches are long and spindly. The leaves are red and orange.
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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This poster, in MAGA style, is right in front of a local bottle shop.

I haven’t shopped here since.

#photography
A sign in the style of MAGA (red background, white font, just like the MAGA hat). “THANK YOU FOR SHOPPING HERE, YOUR BUSINESS IS APPRECIATED.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Good night!

#photography
#stars #constellations
#sky #night
#trees
An upward shot in night vision, with the stars and constellations highlighted. Trees (from an upward perspective) are at the bottom of the frame. The same shot, just darkened and leaving the highlighted stars.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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#photography
#sun #sky
#trees #road
#driving

… I don’t take photos while driving, by the way. I was in the passenger seat!
A side-shot of the 80, with the sun glaring the camera lens. There are trees all over the mountainside.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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#photography
#trees #sky
#dusk #twilight
An upward shot of a pinkish-blue sky at dusk, with trees reaching toward the soft clouds.
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM