VWonders
@vwonders.bsky.social
I’m too tired to write a description. Maybe later. Peace, love, and sleeep…🥱😴😴
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MiL passed about 90 minutes ago. She’s still here in the house.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
MiL passed about 90 minutes ago. She’s still here in the house.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Yet I continue to drink and shitpost because I am fully committed to the cause.
Today’s band name:
Lorax Jamboree
Lorax Jamboree
November 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Today’s band name:
Lorax Jamboree
Lorax Jamboree
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i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
October 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
i get separation anxiety whenever i’m away from my bed for too long
Time to invest in Acme…
November 14, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Time to invest in Acme…
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Clean them ear pods out too
This is your reminder to disinfect your phone
November 14, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Clean them ear pods out too
Today’s band name:
The Most Adorable Villains
The Most Adorable Villains
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Today’s band name:
The Most Adorable Villains
The Most Adorable Villains
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(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
November 14, 2025 at 1:03 AM
(Me, doing anything requiring all of my concentration)
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
My bladder: SIR HAVE ANOTHER URGENT MESSAGE.
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im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 PM
im sorry you had to see me kung fu fighting
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
You're at Louise.
I need you at Thelma.
I need you at Thelma.
You’re at Starsky.
I need you at Hutch.
I need you at Hutch.
November 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
You're at Pinky.
I need you at The Brain.
I need you at The Brain.
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Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
November 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Brb…have to get the box for tonight’s dinner out of the recycle bin because I forgot some of the heating instructions.
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November 13, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Today’s band name:
The Furriest Birds
The Furriest Birds
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Today’s band name:
The Furriest Birds
The Furriest Birds
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Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
November 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
Doctor suggested I eat better, exercise more, and drink less.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
We laughed and laughed…
Then he wrote me a bunch of prescriptions.
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It’s giving raining toads
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
It’s giving raining toads
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the existence of a you implies the potential for joyous a me
November 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the existence of a you implies the potential for joyous a me
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The birds are noisy this morning
November 12, 2025 at 11:58 AM
The birds are noisy this morning
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There’s a website where you can wager on who Trump will or won’t pardon.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There’s a website where you can wager on who Trump will or won’t pardon.
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
Me, as a therapist: Have you thought about seeing another therapist?
Me, as a therapist: Clearly, you don't put enough cheese on your nachos.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Me, as a therapist: How does your mom feel about that?
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i would like to go big and go home
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
i would like to go big and go home
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fake internet points don’t matter, just post for yourself 🫶
November 4, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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Today’s band name:
Hot for Veterans
Hot for Veterans
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Today’s band name:
Hot for Veterans
Hot for Veterans
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“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.”
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.”
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
“They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.”
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning,
We will remember them.”
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You're at thin crust.
I need you at Sicilian.
I need you at Sicilian.
You’re at Simon.
I need you at Garfunkel.
I need you at Garfunkel.
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You're at thin crust.
I need you at Sicilian.
I need you at Sicilian.