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Father Tim

@timfather.bsky.social

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Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14d

The problem with ID cards is that they inevitably lead to the creation of agencies interested in asking to see your ID card.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 8h

😂😂🤣

Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 9h

I'm not, but I do get asparagus pee, sooo maybe I still fail.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 13h

*shoots for the moon, misses*

*puts a hole in Uranus*

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 13h

😂🤣🤣😍

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 13h

I love to eat it (though I would say "coriander" of course), but there was a lot of cilantro posting. A fad, I suppose.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 14h

I didn't get a notification for this because I've actually muted the word cilantro. That will tell you just how much cilantro based posting was going on back in the day. Now, let us never say cilantro again. Cilantro.

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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 18h

Quit my job to pursue other interests but got arrested for stalking her

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15h

You reek of "her"*

* mastodon

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 15h

They'll be back when their "cilantro" material bombs.

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gruffyfarr668.bsky.social @gruffyfarr668.bsky.social · 20h

*Adds a frog suit to the apocalypse kit bag*

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 16h

Not guilty... case dismissed 😂🤣

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Dark Wonder Jen 🦇 @galacticpotlady.bsky.social · 1d

A photo of me from a different era? You mean in like 30 b.c?

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 5d

Can't right now, still getting chastised by this old, grizzled man in the mirror about my poor lifestyle choices

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 17h

👏🏼😂🤣🤣 I just went for a look, it didn't mean anything

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 20h

if u listen to the hotdog rollers w yr heart u can hear angels simg

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 19h

Amen 🙏🏼

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · Apr 20

A glory hole, but for grilled cheese sandwiches.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 19h

Or J Dahmer? 😬

Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d

😂😂✊🏼

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d

😂🤣🤣

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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 3d

Living life ironically by having a panic attack under a weighted blanket

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

made it to the end of this work week on the nourishment and motivation provided by caffeine and suppressed rage

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Currently making cardboard cutouts of your pfp for when you disappear to Mastodon.

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 1d

Verily, things have gone awry, my dudes

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 1d

You can definitely adopt this ethos at 48 😂