Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
Stay hydrated
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🔞 He/Him, UK
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I’m not entering the Christmas promo scramble.
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
The Cat Operator's Manual - Get the Most from Your New Cuddle Unit
A fresh and quirky guide to understanding your cat, complete with technical information, warnings, insights into all of your Cuddle Unit 5™'s features and modes, and a bonus sticker sheet.
cuddleUnit5.com
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I’m not entering the Christmas promo scramble.
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
I’m simply gesturing to the killer gift of the season: The Cat Operator’s Manual, and trusting the gays and the cat mums to take it from here.
cuddleUnit5.com
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I just walked into a room with a clear purpose. My mind is now a blank, shimmering void, and I think I live here now.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I just walked into a room with a clear purpose. My mind is now a blank, shimmering void, and I think I live here now.
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
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Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Sometimes I look at my cat in wonder and awe. Like, wow. I made that
Remember the Bluesky account that used to photoshop Thomas the Tank Engine over penises that found their way into her feed (which in early bluesky was a lot)?
Mattel: 🫨
Mattel: 🫨
November 26, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Remember the Bluesky account that used to photoshop Thomas the Tank Engine over penises that found their way into her feed (which in early bluesky was a lot)?
Mattel: 🫨
Mattel: 🫨
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The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
November 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The amount of butter in my mashed potatoes could only be described as reckless
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What's your favorite late night snack?
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 AM
What's your favorite late night snack?
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
1. something cheesy
2. something salty
3. something sweet
4. bones of my enemies
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i bought a whirligig for the hopper on my jig and it went doolally but i managed to botch it with a widget
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 AM
i bought a whirligig for the hopper on my jig and it went doolally but i managed to botch it with a widget
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People who post untrimmed screenshots, please know that the only thing I notice is your phone battery percentage. It is an obsession. I am sorry.
October 4, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People who post untrimmed screenshots, please know that the only thing I notice is your phone battery percentage. It is an obsession. I am sorry.
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END SIMULATION
END SIMULATION!!
END SIMULATION!!
June 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
END SIMULATION
END SIMULATION!!
END SIMULATION!!
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Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
March 5, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Crouching Trauma, Hidden Sadness.
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It would be funny if everybody posted the words "flaunting my surfaces and indentations" and it took off across the internet, eventually appearing on t-shirts; with wes anderson releasing a film called 'surfaces & indentations' that it later transpired "borrowed heavily" from a korean animated short
July 31, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It would be funny if everybody posted the words "flaunting my surfaces and indentations" and it took off across the internet, eventually appearing on t-shirts; with wes anderson releasing a film called 'surfaces & indentations' that it later transpired "borrowed heavily" from a korean animated short
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haters said he would never get to the bottom & go back to the top of the slide
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
haters said he would never get to the bottom & go back to the top of the slide
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Rapturous interruptus.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Rapturous interruptus.
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Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
November 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Me: *shaking my head in disgust and waving my hand dismissively* Oh no. No no no. This won't do at all. Remove it from my presence and never mention it again.
Wednesday:
Wednesday:
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Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
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I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 PM
I’m not a morning person or a night person, but a secret third thing
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I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I've already had my pre-Thanksgiving panic attack 48 hours ahead of schedule. It's called productivity, people
At all times throughout the day I have a panel of American sports commentators reviewing events in real-time as I go about my business. I have to say I do not care for it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:04 PM
At all times throughout the day I have a panel of American sports commentators reviewing events in real-time as I go about my business. I have to say I do not care for it.
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It’s the micro weekend (4pm-7am)
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It’s the micro weekend (4pm-7am)
There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 PM
There are two types of men's deodorant: futuristic mint & zinc, or lion orgy. Science has foresaken us.
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when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep
November 24, 2025 at 8:06 AM
when we're up while the bluesky folk on a different timezone are asleep