Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
Head of (off-world) Shapes
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
Department for colouring in
Not a priest. And my name's not Tim
Puffins:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri
🔞 He/Him, UK
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Father Tim
@timfather.bsky.social
· Nov 27
The Rock "The Rock" The Rock.
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My plan to gain weight is not working out.
February 15, 2026 at 6:13 PM
My plan to gain weight is not working out.
There are no homunculi in team.
February 16, 2026 at 7:35 AM
There are no homunculi in team.
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what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
February 15, 2026 at 10:09 PM
what are the odds i can sit in this near empty medical centre and nobody will sit next to me?
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
15 seconds later
*sad trombone sound*
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When I was 6-years-old I had to help a widow and an FBI agent take down a mass-murdering ghost
February 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
When I was 6-years-old I had to help a widow and an FBI agent take down a mass-murdering ghost
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Sleeping Beauty (2026)
January 27, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Sleeping Beauty (2026)
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There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished.
He charmed everyone obviously.
He charmed everyone obviously.
February 14, 2026 at 9:05 PM
There were fireworks and muskets scheduled locally for tonight, and given that Hicksy hates them, we decided to take him to a pub just outside of town until they were finished.
He charmed everyone obviously.
He charmed everyone obviously.
Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
Hey, settle something for me. If you invite somebody back "for coffee" should you actually make them coffee? Last few times I've settled them (in the puffin lounge) & on return they made their excuses and left. Maybe it's my coffee?
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I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.
February 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
I cannot tell you how grateful I am that Musk has real realized he can’t get to Mars. I was scared that tourism was going to ruin a wonderful holiday spot for me.
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I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap…
until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
February 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I love that calm, peaceful feeling when your husband is out running errands and you’re in your comfy chair, reading, with a warm cat in your lap…
until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
until the front door opens and the cat LAUNCHES HERSELF UNTO SPACE BY DIGGING ALL TEN CLAWS INTO YOUR THIGH MEAT!!!
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Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
-Right here, right now - Fat Boy slim
-Paper Romance- Groove Armada
-Breathe- Prodigy
-Hey boy, hey girl - Chemical Brothers
-Wicked Game- Chris Isaak.
introduce yourself with 5 songs :)
- this is me trying by Taylor Swift
- Eventually by Tame Impala
- Lie To Girls by Sabrina Carpenter
- If I Believe You by The 1975
- Poles Apart by Pink Floyd
- this is me trying by Taylor Swift
- Eventually by Tame Impala
- Lie To Girls by Sabrina Carpenter
- If I Believe You by The 1975
- Poles Apart by Pink Floyd
February 5, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 songs:
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
1. Bad Guy - Eminem
2. Inner City Blues - Rodriguez
3. Fools Gold - The Stone Roses
4. Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
5. Manipulation - The Black Angels
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okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or—
February 14, 2026 at 9:25 PM
okay but does your candy even glow under the black light, or—
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Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
February 14, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Valentine’s speed dating but it’s on a bus that can’t drop below 50 or it’s gonna explode and we’re all gonna die together yet alone.
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If I see a cute animal I'm going to want to eat it
February 14, 2026 at 6:28 PM
If I see a cute animal I'm going to want to eat it
Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty.
February 14, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Wearing napping gauntlets in case my dreams are once again feisty.
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check out Pigeon & Bean
February 12, 2026 at 12:12 AM
check out Pigeon & Bean
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Happy labentines day ❤️
February 14, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Happy labentines day ❤️
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Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
October 14, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Blasphemy.
Blaspheyou.
Blaspheyou.
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The best thing about working from home is when I'm overwhelmed I can take five minutes to have some floor time with my cat
February 13, 2026 at 8:24 PM
The best thing about working from home is when I'm overwhelmed I can take five minutes to have some floor time with my cat
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I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.
February 13, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I always tell women to get in the kitchen but only because I wanna wow them with my cooking and cleaning skills as well as my overall positive attitude.
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The weekend is restless in its cage, as Friday is blocking the door..
Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth.
Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond.
Be calm.
Breathe.
It’s coming.
Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth.
Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond.
Be calm.
Breathe.
It’s coming.
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
The weekend is restless in its cage, as Friday is blocking the door..
Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth.
Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond.
Be calm.
Breathe.
It’s coming.
Try not to look into its eyes, or show it your teeth.
Friday sees that as a threat and will inevitably respond.
Be calm.
Breathe.
It’s coming.
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Made it to Friday
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Made it to Friday
Two things you don't see on TV these days are the Ford Capri & Michael Palin. Both of which are remedied by Small Prophets, available on BBC iPlayer. It's written by Mackenzie Crook (author of detectorists, or that pirate with the wooden eye) so expect a steady hand & compassionate eye.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Two things you don't see on TV these days are the Ford Capri & Michael Palin. Both of which are remedied by Small Prophets, available on BBC iPlayer. It's written by Mackenzie Crook (author of detectorists, or that pirate with the wooden eye) so expect a steady hand & compassionate eye.
So many puffins
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Stuff involving things.
Stuff involving things.
Describe your Bluesky account in three words:
Carefully curated shite.
Carefully curated shite.
February 12, 2026 at 5:15 PM
So many puffins