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Eugreenia
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Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation

Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Read this whole thread and comments. Is it any wonder chronic illnesses and autoimmune diseases are more prevalent in women? The constant stress, demands and expectations make it inevitable
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
I need to embroider this on a throw pillow
anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
It’s frozen enough that Minni can eat her morning milk bone in a civilized fashion
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
My to-read pile is a full bookcase plus some random piles, I think you’ll be ok 😂
I think I really need to up my reading game again this year to get through my to-read pile 😬
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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I need for the Liberty Mutual commercials to have a Fight Club-esque reveal that there never was a Limu Emu, Doug was hallucinating him the whole time.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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This kind of ice is lovely and one of the few positives about this incredibly cold weather.

The other type of ICE needs to melt away and disappear.

🌿
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins.
Some can only be solved with daggers.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
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Misplaced faith in sublimation
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Timeline synchronicity
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Its sleeting, we’re under a state of emergency to stay off the roads and nothing has been plowed

My husband desperately wants to go out driving

I’m gonna have to swallow his keys
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
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January 25, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Minni had difficulty finding a good place to enjoy her morning milk bones
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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the universe is on the side of justice.

in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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shout out to being asleep™️

being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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In my free time I enjoy finding weeping willow trees and complimenting them to cheer them up
January 24, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Quote post with a picture of you being a dork.
(Ok, it’s not me,me, but it is my avi…)
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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she died doing what she loved: trying to pet something that she shouldn’t
January 24, 2026 at 1:56 AM
“I can’t remember her last name. Her first name is Deanna. She writes about South Carolina. Non-fiction” pointing repeatedly towards the non-fiction section

Dorothea Benton Frank. Who writes romance fiction about SC. Housed on the other side of the library
January 23, 2026 at 7:32 PM
22 days till Valentine’s Day. Are you prepared to commercialize your love?

#librariansuperpowers
January 23, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Calculating my age by the number of joints demanded something be done about this weather, posthaste
Calculating my age by the volume of groans while bending down to pick up something off the floor
calculating my age by number of seconds it takes me to get up from a crouching position
January 23, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Who knew Chad Michael Murray wrote a book?
January 23, 2026 at 4:22 PM
How many heads does it take to replace a headstone?

This isn’t a joke, it’s what I woke up thinking …
January 23, 2026 at 1:08 PM
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[animal magic class]

Lizard (instructor): ..and that's how you make a quarter disappear!

Snail (student): I don't have hands.
January 23, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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So far my goal of reading 2,026 books in 2026 is going absolutely terrible, I don’t know what the heck I was thinking
January 23, 2026 at 2:33 AM