Eugreenia
@eugreenia.bsky.social
Librarian. Reader. One dog, two cats, no motivation
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
Cishet and white but trying not to be weird about it
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No ending parentheses means (the aside last forever
January 29, 2026 at 4:10 AM
No ending parentheses means (the aside last forever
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Public librarian
2. Medical librarian
3. Medical device development
4. Prenatal genetic counselor
5. Costumed character
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Public librarian
2. Medical librarian
3. Medical device development
4. Prenatal genetic counselor
5. Costumed character
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Xbox tester
2. Cashier at a food co-op
3. Ad design intake coordinator at a major newspaper
4. Night shift front desk attendant at a hotel
5. Professional body piercer
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Xbox tester
2. Cashier at a food co-op
3. Ad design intake coordinator at a major newspaper
4. Night shift front desk attendant at a hotel
5. Professional body piercer
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Clerk at a locally owned Christian bookstore
2. Full service gas station attendant
3. Data henchmen (official title, after we asked to change 'data goon')
4. Janitorial, rental / new build homes
5. SME, Federal NSA IDR
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Clerk at a locally owned Christian bookstore
2. Full service gas station attendant
3. Data henchmen (official title, after we asked to change 'data goon')
4. Janitorial, rental / new build homes
5. SME, Federal NSA IDR
January 29, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Quote with 5 jobs you’ve had:
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Public librarian
2. Medical librarian
3. Medical device development
4. Prenatal genetic counselor
5. Costumed character
(Yes, volunteering and internships also)
1. Public librarian
2. Medical librarian
3. Medical device development
4. Prenatal genetic counselor
5. Costumed character
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the orchestra’s makeup artist uses a tuba mascara
January 29, 2026 at 1:59 AM
the orchestra’s makeup artist uses a tuba mascara
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Jules is beefing with the paper grocery bags. She thinks they're underdeveloped boxes! 😁
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Jules is beefing with the paper grocery bags. She thinks they're underdeveloped boxes! 😁
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they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
January 27, 2026 at 5:58 PM
they should let the guy who named it a “spudger” name more tools
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Me: I’m bored of reading fantasy and mystery stories. I want to read a scary book!
Me: oh my word, why, this book Is Scary!
Me: oh my word, why, this book Is Scary!
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Me: I’m bored of reading fantasy and mystery stories. I want to read a scary book!
Me: oh my word, why, this book Is Scary!
Me: oh my word, why, this book Is Scary!
The group I hired to shovel the driveway, sidewalk, plow leavings canceled this morning. Their equipment and people can’t handle single digit temps.
Which means we just needed to move a whole lot of deeply frozen snow if I wanted to have any chance of making it to work tomorrow
Which means we just needed to move a whole lot of deeply frozen snow if I wanted to have any chance of making it to work tomorrow
January 27, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The group I hired to shovel the driveway, sidewalk, plow leavings canceled this morning. Their equipment and people can’t handle single digit temps.
Which means we just needed to move a whole lot of deeply frozen snow if I wanted to have any chance of making it to work tomorrow
Which means we just needed to move a whole lot of deeply frozen snow if I wanted to have any chance of making it to work tomorrow
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always one emotion away from grippy sock vacay
January 27, 2026 at 1:44 AM
always one emotion away from grippy sock vacay
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i truly regret just selecting
randomize on the character
creator before i was born
randomize on the character
creator before i was born
January 27, 2026 at 12:51 AM
i truly regret just selecting
randomize on the character
creator before i was born
randomize on the character
creator before i was born
Imagine being me. No, less motivation
Imagine being me. No, more inner turmoil.
Imagine being me. No, more crazy cat lady.
January 27, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Imagine being me. No, less motivation
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part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
I mostly just stay off Twitter altogether but after double checking that the Walter Hudson post was still up I ran across this and just had to share so the Romancelandians who bought hand warmers could hear about the PROFESSIONAL GRADE LOGISTICS.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
part of this is like, conservatives projecting; part of this is conservatives unable to imagine politics without money; and part of this is dudes who are so out of touch with feminized labor that they think children's birthday parties exist as a spontaneous act of parthogenesis
Read this whole thread and comments. Is it any wonder chronic illnesses and autoimmune diseases are more prevalent in women? The constant stress, demands and expectations make it inevitable
I think @sarahjeong.bsky.social said it's because they devalue women's labor and a LOT of this Scary Logistics stuff comes from people who don't understand that basically all of the civic life they enjoy is created with the help of free labor, largely by women.
Tho I will say, in his defense, he's not the first person to be confused by how quickly the romance authors & readers can whip up finely tuned logistics out of nothing. 😂
January 26, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Read this whole thread and comments. Is it any wonder chronic illnesses and autoimmune diseases are more prevalent in women? The constant stress, demands and expectations make it inevitable
I need to embroider this on a throw pillow
anyway, my dudes, you are too old to believe in the logistics fairy
January 26, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I need to embroider this on a throw pillow
It’s frozen enough that Minni can eat her morning milk bone in a civilized fashion
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
It’s frozen enough that Minni can eat her morning milk bone in a civilized fashion
My to-read pile is a full bookcase plus some random piles, I think you’ll be ok 😂
I think I really need to up my reading game again this year to get through my to-read pile 😬
January 25, 2026 at 11:53 PM
My to-read pile is a full bookcase plus some random piles, I think you’ll be ok 😂
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I need for the Liberty Mutual commercials to have a Fight Club-esque reveal that there never was a Limu Emu, Doug was hallucinating him the whole time.
January 25, 2026 at 9:50 PM
I need for the Liberty Mutual commercials to have a Fight Club-esque reveal that there never was a Limu Emu, Doug was hallucinating him the whole time.
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This kind of ice is lovely and one of the few positives about this incredibly cold weather.
The other type of ICE needs to melt away and disappear.
🌿
The other type of ICE needs to melt away and disappear.
🌿
January 25, 2026 at 4:07 PM
This kind of ice is lovely and one of the few positives about this incredibly cold weather.
The other type of ICE needs to melt away and disappear.
🌿
The other type of ICE needs to melt away and disappear.
🌿
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Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins.
Some can only be solved with daggers.
Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins.
Some can only be solved with daggers.
January 25, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Your daily fortune:
Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins.
Some can only be solved with daggers.
Not every problem can be solved with logic or coins.
Some can only be solved with daggers.
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Misplaced faith in sublimation
January 25, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Misplaced faith in sublimation
Timeline synchronicity
January 25, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Timeline synchronicity
Its sleeting, we’re under a state of emergency to stay off the roads and nothing has been plowed
My husband desperately wants to go out driving
I’m gonna have to swallow his keys
My husband desperately wants to go out driving
I’m gonna have to swallow his keys
January 25, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Its sleeting, we’re under a state of emergency to stay off the roads and nothing has been plowed
My husband desperately wants to go out driving
I’m gonna have to swallow his keys
My husband desperately wants to go out driving
I’m gonna have to swallow his keys
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Minni had difficulty finding a good place to enjoy her morning milk bones
January 25, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Minni had difficulty finding a good place to enjoy her morning milk bones
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the universe is on the side of justice.
in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️
in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️
January 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
the universe is on the side of justice.
in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️
in the end it will be okay. if it’s not okay, then it’s not the end. ♥️
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shout out to being asleep™️
being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]
being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]
January 24, 2026 at 8:22 PM
shout out to being asleep™️
being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]
being asleep™️ is goated when [gestures everywhere]