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Gelatin Bean 🏳️‍⚧️
@coldwolf615.bsky.social
My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. Just a lil jelly bean boy.
Pinned
🎶 last Christmas I gave u my heart
And the very next day
You gave it away
(Gave it away)
Thiiiiis year
To save me from tears
I’m givin u all some
Spiders
(Spiders) 🕷️
And now that I’m more than halfway through the book, I KNOW it is the neighbor. Sorry for suspecting you, sister and dad
November 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I know I said earlier I suspected the younger sister in this scary story, but now I 100% suspect the dad
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I made more chicken than normal and instead of listening to lizard brain feasting, I am saving it “because that’s another dinner!” 🥴🥴🥴🥴
November 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I don’t understand people who come home from work and DONT snuggle into bed for an hour (if possible)
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I have to use the bathroom but I leave work in six minutes and idk if I can make that time frame work because I WILL be leaving in six minutes
November 11, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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I have a junk food problem. I don't have any . . .
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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“My pronouns are him – he/him.”
i actually don't care if james bond is alive or dead as long as he's woke
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I’m not snoring, I am growling to protect you. You’re welcome goodnight
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What if I made brownies but incorporated Christmas jam into them
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Once I get my self confidence in the mail and start posting pictures it’s over for you guys 💅 (and by that I mean can I join the attractive people club please I’ll bring soft drinks)
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Just over here vibin with my unfulfilled crushes
November 10, 2025 at 10:02 PM
This horror book is just beginning and I suspect the guileless younger sister.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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*elegantly rolls the rrrrr’s in Bruh*
October 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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If a foodie is a person who appreciates great food, I could most accurately be described as a sleepie.
November 9, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Why doomscroll when we could be doomcuddling?
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Mad because everyone is having so much fun with the new Pokémon game and I do not have the new Pokémon game
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Every time a mutual posts one of those send me anon messages thing I always want to say HI I HAVE AN INTERNET CRUSH ON YOU but I don’t because am baby.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I want people to think I have a nice butt. But as I understand it, this requires Movement
November 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
What is the masc version of protect the dolls? Protect the dogs! PROTECT THE DOGBOYS. No… no, but it’ll come to me.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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I do not support all women, some of you are transphobic
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Lies of P is so dope! Our boy is peak trans masc icon. And I’m not terrible at it! I’m kinda bad. But I just started!
November 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Bookoutlet $5.99 fiction sale GOT ME, YALL. 14 new bad boys comin my way 📚📖📚🩷 I said I wasn’t going to and then I big fat did it anyway 😬
November 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Got careless and opened the door without checking and it wasn’t my food it was a PERSON WHO WANTED TO TALK
November 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM