Gelatin Bean 🏳️⚧️ 🦔
@coldwolf615.bsky.social
My name is Benny! He/him. Not terribly tall. 33. Very demisexual. Afraid of ants (they’re too small)
Pinned
My sexuality is Scared and Baffled
Just saw our girl Sabrina without makeup and oh my god my heart cannot take all of the smushy dumb little feelings 💕💕💕💕🥺
January 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Just saw our girl Sabrina without makeup and oh my god my heart cannot take all of the smushy dumb little feelings 💕💕💕💕🥺
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Me: (crying)
My gf, Imaginary Sabrina Carpenter: omg what’s wrong?
Me: there’s a spider in the bathroom and it’s REALLY BIG (sobbing) and it was HOLDING A BOOK AND I THINK IT WAS GOING TO READ ME POETRY AND I HATE-
ISC, holding me: you hate poetry, yeah.
My gf, Imaginary Sabrina Carpenter: omg what’s wrong?
Me: there’s a spider in the bathroom and it’s REALLY BIG (sobbing) and it was HOLDING A BOOK AND I THINK IT WAS GOING TO READ ME POETRY AND I HATE-
ISC, holding me: you hate poetry, yeah.
January 11, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Me: (crying)
My gf, Imaginary Sabrina Carpenter: omg what’s wrong?
Me: there’s a spider in the bathroom and it’s REALLY BIG (sobbing) and it was HOLDING A BOOK AND I THINK IT WAS GOING TO READ ME POETRY AND I HATE-
ISC, holding me: you hate poetry, yeah.
My gf, Imaginary Sabrina Carpenter: omg what’s wrong?
Me: there’s a spider in the bathroom and it’s REALLY BIG (sobbing) and it was HOLDING A BOOK AND I THINK IT WAS GOING TO READ ME POETRY AND I HATE-
ISC, holding me: you hate poetry, yeah.
(Slides onto the bench opposite you quickly and smoothly)
(The bench has recently been waxed and I keep sliding and bonk into the wall)
(Blinking furiously, struggling with tears) hey good lookin’
(The bench has recently been waxed and I keep sliding and bonk into the wall)
(Blinking furiously, struggling with tears) hey good lookin’
January 29, 2026 at 1:22 AM
(Slides onto the bench opposite you quickly and smoothly)
(The bench has recently been waxed and I keep sliding and bonk into the wall)
(Blinking furiously, struggling with tears) hey good lookin’
(The bench has recently been waxed and I keep sliding and bonk into the wall)
(Blinking furiously, struggling with tears) hey good lookin’
I still haven’t gone to the salon for a haircut and eyebrow shaping but that is SOON, lads. I need to know my brow line. Right now it’s just guesswork and pain and looking like a ragamuffin.
January 29, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I still haven’t gone to the salon for a haircut and eyebrow shaping but that is SOON, lads. I need to know my brow line. Right now it’s just guesswork and pain and looking like a ragamuffin.
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blood clots are just boba for vampires.
January 28, 2026 at 10:57 PM
blood clots are just boba for vampires.
I’ve been much more stable with my skincare and other ablutions (which is hard because of depression/ADHD) because I think “what if Sabrina Carpenter could see you now, hm?” And that fills me with terror of looking like a dirty crusty gross boy which motivates me to look fabulous.
January 29, 2026 at 12:55 AM
I’ve been much more stable with my skincare and other ablutions (which is hard because of depression/ADHD) because I think “what if Sabrina Carpenter could see you now, hm?” And that fills me with terror of looking like a dirty crusty gross boy which motivates me to look fabulous.
Just got misgendered by my mom so that was a fun little devastating shock
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Just got misgendered by my mom so that was a fun little devastating shock
Looking someone up on IMDB and proving someone totally fucking wrong is such a sweet feeling
January 28, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Looking someone up on IMDB and proving someone totally fucking wrong is such a sweet feeling
I’ve finally proved to myself that if I don’t have rigidly structured time and am left to my own devices I WILL have a snack and then nap Every Time I get slightly bored. As a result I have gained 1.6 pounds and have met 0 new people.
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
I’ve finally proved to myself that if I don’t have rigidly structured time and am left to my own devices I WILL have a snack and then nap Every Time I get slightly bored. As a result I have gained 1.6 pounds and have met 0 new people.
Aggressively rubbing my head against people I like and trust
January 28, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Aggressively rubbing my head against people I like and trust
I love my fave YouTube Gab Smolders so much, you guys. I watch her videos all day at work. First thing I’m going to do this Friday is get premium so I can have no commercials and she can have more money :)
January 28, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I love my fave YouTube Gab Smolders so much, you guys. I watch her videos all day at work. First thing I’m going to do this Friday is get premium so I can have no commercials and she can have more money :)
Is it gauche to talk about your tax return? Well I’m getting $44 more than last year 🙂
January 28, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Is it gauche to talk about your tax return? Well I’m getting $44 more than last year 🙂
SOOOORRRrrryyyyyyy~
I'm sorry, but you threw off the emperor's groove
January 28, 2026 at 5:06 PM
SOOOORRRrrryyyyyyy~
Years ago I wrote a short message to my sister, decorated the note, folded it up carefully, and told her that she has to keep it in her wallet until a certain date UNOPENED and it would bring her luck. She recently opened it to reveal the message “poop butt lol” and she was maaaad
January 28, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Years ago I wrote a short message to my sister, decorated the note, folded it up carefully, and told her that she has to keep it in her wallet until a certain date UNOPENED and it would bring her luck. She recently opened it to reveal the message “poop butt lol” and she was maaaad
I think it’s time for one of my favorite activities: avidly reading the online summaries for horror films so I can know what happens without having to cry tears of fear
January 28, 2026 at 3:49 PM
I think it’s time for one of my favorite activities: avidly reading the online summaries for horror films so I can know what happens without having to cry tears of fear
I finished Annihilation by Vandermeer annnnnd I’m not sure I understood it. I might Google it because it was definitely interesting! I was like a child in a museum loving all the things but always piping “what? Huh? It is???”
January 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I finished Annihilation by Vandermeer annnnnd I’m not sure I understood it. I might Google it because it was definitely interesting! I was like a child in a museum loving all the things but always piping “what? Huh? It is???”
“I heard you callin on the megaphone”
Girl, I think everyone heard.
Girl, I think everyone heard.
January 28, 2026 at 3:29 PM
“I heard you callin on the megaphone”
Girl, I think everyone heard.
Girl, I think everyone heard.
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![Border patrol starts to leave minneapolis [national archives, 2026, un-colorized]
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After my mom scolds me for something that sincerely Does Not Matter, and I say, “that’s not really a problem though, is it?” she gets weirdly furious???
January 28, 2026 at 3:15 PM
After my mom scolds me for something that sincerely Does Not Matter, and I say, “that’s not really a problem though, is it?” she gets weirdly furious???
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So…Germany didn’t liberate itself…you know?
…you know, rest of the world? You know?
…you know, rest of the world? You know?
January 25, 2026 at 12:47 AM
So…Germany didn’t liberate itself…you know?
…you know, rest of the world? You know?
…you know, rest of the world? You know?
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my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
January 28, 2026 at 12:52 PM
my favorite color herring is red. or is it??
Not even rolling my eyes I’m casting them like dice bitch
January 28, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Not even rolling my eyes I’m casting them like dice bitch
I hope my girlfriend thinks I can be brave
January 28, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I hope my girlfriend thinks I can be brave
I burned my tongue on a frozen pizza ☹️ and I am lonely. Except for the pizza.
January 28, 2026 at 12:09 AM
I burned my tongue on a frozen pizza ☹️ and I am lonely. Except for the pizza.
Roads have been icy and bad Monday and today, and everything is supposed to refreeze tonight. I texted work saying I likely won’t be in tomorrow if the roads are frozen again and she said I should come in around ten when it’s above freezing. Is she telling me I have to come in?
January 27, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Roads have been icy and bad Monday and today, and everything is supposed to refreeze tonight. I texted work saying I likely won’t be in tomorrow if the roads are frozen again and she said I should come in around ten when it’s above freezing. Is she telling me I have to come in?