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Father Tim

@timfather.bsky.social

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Not a priest. And my name's not Tim Stay hydrated https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:35jhghs4olubzakttirev2vs/feed/aaaamlmjf63ri 🔞 He/Him, UK

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 11d

The problem with ID cards is that they inevitably lead to the creation of agencies interested in asking to see your ID card.

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Rose K @rose-kolo.bsky.social · 1d

The irony that every cautionary dystopian tale ever set down in print is being played out all at once.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 4h

If guitar solos aren't your thing you could skip first 3 minutes

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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · Sep 6

@millsish.bsky.social Mike Mills says “Love your posts on BlueSky, but wasn’t it “that low plane, fine, then” not “flying” , then? I remember you said it was from a roadside sign about watch out for low planes flying.

But that was a long time ago.”

So Im doing my best. Thx Mike!🫰xxx

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 4h

I actually replied to Michael Stipe saying "surely it's low flying plane" and then deleted it because you can't tell the lead singer of rem what his own lyrics are.

Anyway, here's a 12 minute arrangement of I just died in your arms, by Cutting Crew

m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Vg...

Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms [Live at Rockpalast 2007]

YouTube video by Cutting Crew Music

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 5h

If this is my last ever Bluesky post, I am okay with it.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5h

Neverending humpies.

Sorry.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 5h

I just can't get enough of your humpies @ayankdownunder.bsky.social

a woman in a white dress is surrounded by a group of people in red dresses .

Alt: Kylie, singing "I just can't get enough of your humpies". She's a fan I guess.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5h

😍😍😘❤️Thank you for your thoughts and humpies at this difficult time.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 6h

The chains are real, the flower is imaginary.

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Algonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 1d

I'm too old for another platform. If everyone leaves I'll just stay here and rage bait the resisters.

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 6h

Hell yes.
If anybody here will appreciate a 12 min arrangement of the cutting crew's I just died, it will surely be you. Or not.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Vg...

Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms [Live at Rockpalast 2007]

YouTube video by Cutting Crew Music

m.youtube.com

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 7h

Or a cat. Or a ghost-cat?!

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 7h

Everywhere

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 7h

This is how my cat got pinkeye.
And I got fip.

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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 7h

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that cats can see ghosts and if you touched a cat's eye and then touched your own eye, you could also see ghosts? But you were too scared to try lol

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 8h

The future is just an AI that tallies your "impact" across social media, turns it into a resume & auto-submits job applications to advertising companies

An AI answers: there are no roles available (they are done by AI), but have you considered these product offers from selected partners?

in a loop

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 9h

😂😂🤣

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Father Tim @timfather.bsky.social · 20h

Stop wearing my panties! 😂😂🤣

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