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æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 52m

At my doctor's appointment the nurse was talking to me, but I didn't hear a word she said because I was staring at a bird outside the window. Am I caveman? Also, what am I supposed to do with all these pills?

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 9h

I once imagined I was a pumpkin seed. I was so warm and safe in the dirt. Full of potential and burgeoning life. The entire universe anxiously waiting for me to sprout.

In that moment, everything was right.

It was beautiful.

Then the ketamine wore off.

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 11h

That sounds about right. But what do I know, I'm a fricken ghost-cat 🙀

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 11h

Do you see me? Am ... Am I a ghost?

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 11h

But can you see ghosts?

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 12h

Remember when you were a kid and your friend told you that cats can see ghosts and if you touched a cat's eye and then touched your own eye, you could also see ghosts? But you were too scared to try lol

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 21h

Living life ironically by having a panic attack under a weighted blanket

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

Please report back your findings (if you survive).

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

That makes the aux port wet. You know, because of the wetness from your tongue

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

A little bit is okay, as long as it goes NO FURTHER than that. We just have to control ourselves

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

When my husband picked me up from the doctor yesterday the nurse said we are "adorable" and she loves it when "adorable people are together" and it was just so sweet of her to lie to us like that

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 1d

Sound systems may be sexy as fuck, but sound systems are not people.

We don't love sound systems the same way we love people.

Right?

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 2d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 2d

Smoking crack cocaine, but only for the health benefits

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 2d

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 3d

I enjoy: graveyards, blood, the sound of bones breaking, and organizing my psychiatric medication.

Also, Hello Kitty.

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

I see you!

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

It's okay, you were just being friendly

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

Well that's very good of you!

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

Hi. My name is Ama. Why are you yelling at me?

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Humor For Resistance @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 4d

My serotonin is like, I give up

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

Interesting tactic. I'm going to have to start smoking WAY more weed

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

My mom is going through her rebellious teenager phase.

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

Anyone else having a hard time raising their parents?

æmə @ama-thyst.bsky.social · 4d

It's impossible to know