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Dominic Caruso

@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social

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I was a snowball in hell. [he/his]

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · Sep 17

We should flip a pancake directly into space

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 2h

People are at their most vulnerable when they're flying a kite... The perfect time to attack

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 3h

Declining a meeting request because I held on to some dandelion fluff and got carried away by a breeze

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 17h

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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ceej @ceej.online · 19h

amelia earhart didn’t “go missing.” she flew through a portal to the land of the lost and entered into a homosexual relationship with a sleestak

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 16h

Got kicked outta the post office again for trying to use Moon Stamps as legal postage.

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 19h

The Rocket Olive Aim 🚀🎸🫒

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Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 20h

You ever been to the rock n hall roll of fame

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

haha ok go off, my liege

You will not get any automated email henceforth.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 2d

I prefer Hallowe'en instead of Halloween. Breaks it up a bit so it's not as scary

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone at work is always talking about how normal I am. "I've never seen someone so normal," they all say, gathering around my desk to cheer and applaud

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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 1d

*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

you guys happen to notice how everything is finance and landlords now and many things are both

flipinidaho @flipinidaho.bsky.social · 1d

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The building is in a 27 million dollar foreclosure filed by Wells Fargo. The next day, Wells Fargo filed an emergency motion for receivership. The fascist regime kindly emptied the building for donor Wells Fargo.

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children

Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

southsideweekly.com

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

I should be allowed to travel through the postal system

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 1d

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name