Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
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Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
At the dog park commiserating with the pugs about our sleep apnea
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😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
January 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
😷 EPISODE 166 - EDDINGTON 😷
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
We’re back from the holiday break with our first Ari Aster movie, it’s 2025’s EDDINGTON
Everybody jokes about Trader Joe’s employees flirting with customers, but last time I shopped there my cashier was like “Wow you just got a bunch of treats.”
January 5, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Everybody jokes about Trader Joe’s employees flirting with customers, but last time I shopped there my cashier was like “Wow you just got a bunch of treats.”
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When you’re getting ready to record the Thunderbolts* pod
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 AM
When you’re getting ready to record the Thunderbolts* pod
Augustana made Boston sound like a magical place full of hope and the first time I went there somebody threw an iced coffee at me from a passing car
January 1, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Augustana made Boston sound like a magical place full of hope and the first time I went there somebody threw an iced coffee at me from a passing car
My goal for 2026 is to listen to even more versions of the Sultans of Swing solo on TikTok
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 PM
My goal for 2026 is to listen to even more versions of the Sultans of Swing solo on TikTok
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Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
December 31, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Saying “See you next year!” on December 31st
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
- Corny and annoying
- Everybody hates you
- Seriously this joke sucks
Saying “See you next year!” on January 31st
- Mysterious
- Are you going on a long adventure?
- You may not understand how years work
Teaching my kids about classic art
December 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Teaching my kids about classic art
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
You didn’t get me the book about anger management that I asked for and I am fucking furious.
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Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
December 25, 2024 at 2:10 PM
Dear Santa,
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
You didn’t get me the thesaurus I asked for and now I’m mad. You made me really mad. I’m mad at you
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
December 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Celebrating Christmas the normal way (playing the hit board game “Kenny G: Keepin’ It Saxy”)
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only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
December 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
only one more shopping day to find that perfect spice for a baby
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Happy Christmas Eve Eve, or as we call it in my household, Compound Butter Day, to all who celebrate
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Merry Christmas to all
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Merry Christmas to all
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Big box office showdown this weekend. Biblical animated feature DAVID going up against Avatar: Fire and Ash.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
December 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big box office showdown this weekend. Biblical animated feature DAVID going up against Avatar: Fire and Ash.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
If only there was some kind of parable or old story we could compare it to.
Who thought LinkedIn Wrapped was a good idea? “You sent 47 DMs to hiring managers that went unanswered. Congrats on not killing yourself!” thanks I guess
December 18, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Who thought LinkedIn Wrapped was a good idea? “You sent 47 DMs to hiring managers that went unanswered. Congrats on not killing yourself!” thanks I guess
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Christmas hits different during the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Christmas hits different during the holidays
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Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
December 17, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Tired: "Die Hard is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
Wired: "The Green Knight is a Christmas movie"
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Couldn’t remember who Clifton Collins Jr played on Justified but luckily Google was there to help
December 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Couldn’t remember who Clifton Collins Jr played on Justified but luckily Google was there to help
Pregaming sleep by blinking more often
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Pregaming sleep by blinking more often
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Really excited to check out Train Dreams but I wanted to read the book first
December 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Really excited to check out Train Dreams but I wanted to read the book first
Whole squad got guns like Buckaroo Banzai
December 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whole squad got guns like Buckaroo Banzai
The meaning of Christmas is don’t be rich or we’ll send ghosts to fuck your shit up
December 13, 2025 at 4:27 PM
The meaning of Christmas is don’t be rich or we’ll send ghosts to fuck your shit up