Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
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Jon Drake
@jondrake.bsky.social
· Nov 12
Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
I love those biscuit tubes that pop when you unwrap them. Brings a sense of danger and unpredictability to the holidays. Like the champagne bottles of baked goods
November 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I love those biscuit tubes that pop when you unwrap them. Brings a sense of danger and unpredictability to the holidays. Like the champagne bottles of baked goods
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If you call your sequel The Accountant ² I’m expecting even more accounting than the original. But no. It’s just a bunch of people getting murdered
November 20, 2025 at 1:13 PM
If you call your sequel The Accountant ² I’m expecting even more accounting than the original. But no. It’s just a bunch of people getting murdered
We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
We need a better term for depression. That’s played out. I suggest the Noble Sorrow™️
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Predator: Badlands is a queer movie about found family
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Predator: Badlands is a queer movie about found family
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epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.
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☢️ EPISODE 164 - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. ☢️
This week we’re doing our first Guy Ritchie movie! But probably not our last. It’s 2015’s stylish spy action comedy THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
This week we’re doing our first Guy Ritchie movie! But probably not our last. It’s 2015’s stylish spy action comedy THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
November 12, 2025 at 2:48 PM
☢️ EPISODE 164 - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. ☢️
This week we’re doing our first Guy Ritchie movie! But probably not our last. It’s 2015’s stylish spy action comedy THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
This week we’re doing our first Guy Ritchie movie! But probably not our last. It’s 2015’s stylish spy action comedy THE MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E.
Finding out the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened in 1975 is like if somebody told me Amelia Earhart went missing in 1984 on her way to a Duran Duran concert
November 12, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Finding out the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald happened in 1975 is like if somebody told me Amelia Earhart went missing in 1984 on her way to a Duran Duran concert
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even if they don’t get enough votes to cave, they flinched. they showed republicans they’re too soft to hold out much longer. anyone who was even considering a yes deserves a primary
November 10, 2025 at 2:03 AM
even if they don’t get enough votes to cave, they flinched. they showed republicans they’re too soft to hold out much longer. anyone who was even considering a yes deserves a primary
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Watching Black Phone 2. It’s ok but I’m not sold on The Grabber’s new catchphrase of “watch out, ima grab ya!”
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Watching Black Phone 2. It’s ok but I’m not sold on The Grabber’s new catchphrase of “watch out, ima grab ya!”
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Does this work how we think it does?
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Does this work how we think it does?
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Not to pit two kings against each other, but this guy should have gotten some of the attention Baby Yoda got
November 5, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Not to pit two kings against each other, but this guy should have gotten some of the attention Baby Yoda got
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Difficult games require serious study. To help guide your research, BASILISK and I are giving away a foil copy of Rhystic Study!
To enter:
• Follow @basilisk.gg
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!
Bonus entries available on another platform
To enter:
• Follow @basilisk.gg
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!
Bonus entries available on another platform
November 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Difficult games require serious study. To help guide your research, BASILISK and I are giving away a foil copy of Rhystic Study!
To enter:
• Follow @basilisk.gg
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!
Bonus entries available on another platform
To enter:
• Follow @basilisk.gg
• RT
• Reply tagging 2 friends!
Bonus entries available on another platform
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I would do The Long Walk if they let you drink beer
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I would do The Long Walk if they let you drink beer
I’m giving out full size candy bars this year because the only other person in my neighborhood that does it is a real asshole and he can’t have all the glory
October 31, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m giving out full size candy bars this year because the only other person in my neighborhood that does it is a real asshole and he can’t have all the glory
Keep getting complimented on my Bob Ferguson costume but I’m actually just depressed
October 31, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Keep getting complimented on my Bob Ferguson costume but I’m actually just depressed
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🪄 EPISODE 163 - LORD OF ILLUSIONS 🪄
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
🪄 EPISODE 163 - LORD OF ILLUSIONS 🪄
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
We wrap up Blastober with the most frightening creatures we’ve seen yet: magicians. It’s Clive Barker’s third and final film, 1995’s LORD OF ILLUSIONS
The more incompetent the leadership, the more fucked up the haircut is
October 29, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The more incompetent the leadership, the more fucked up the haircut is
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I need them to make The Substance 2 but it’s just news coverage of the events from The Substance
October 26, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I need them to make The Substance 2 but it’s just news coverage of the events from The Substance
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Just learned Scoot McNairy’s real first name is John and this has rocked my world
October 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Just learned Scoot McNairy’s real first name is John and this has rocked my world
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Please be careful this Halloween. I found the beach that makes you old inside a chocolate bar
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Please be careful this Halloween. I found the beach that makes you old inside a chocolate bar
Hey sorry can we go back to your place instead? My beds Internet connection is acting up
"AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat" is something from a Final Destination pre-production brainstorming session www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...
AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck upright - Dexerto
The AWS outage caused chaos for owners of Eight Sleep’s Pod3 mattresses as they had no offline mode and were stuck at high temperatures.
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October 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hey sorry can we go back to your place instead? My beds Internet connection is acting up