Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
· Mar 18
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
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A melania screening sounds like something health insurance covers under preventative care.
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
A melania screening sounds like something health insurance covers under preventative care.
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Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
January 30, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Macaulay Culkin on Instagram. 😢
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The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
January 30, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal
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who the fuck asked you anyway, bro?
- when you google a simpsons quote and get a little too much fucking attitude from the ai
- when you google a simpsons quote and get a little too much fucking attitude from the ai
January 29, 2026 at 9:18 PM
who the fuck asked you anyway, bro?
- when you google a simpsons quote and get a little too much fucking attitude from the ai
- when you google a simpsons quote and get a little too much fucking attitude from the ai
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What a world we are experiencing
January 25, 2026 at 5:51 PM
What a world we are experiencing
Oh come on! Detective Harry Hole? The gay porn parodies will be released before the Netflix series
These fraught times call for a show with what is either an intentionally or unintentionally hilarious title, and which I will be talking about for the rest of the year
January 29, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Oh come on! Detective Harry Hole? The gay porn parodies will be released before the Netflix series
We both work from home, I remind my husband, why do we live in a place that goes below 0 F in the winter and over 100 F in the summer?
Seasons, he replies
Seasons, he replies
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
We both work from home, I remind my husband, why do we live in a place that goes below 0 F in the winter and over 100 F in the summer?
Seasons, he replies
Seasons, he replies
If you have to put up with winter at least have a song in your head
“Shovel”, but to the tune of Ray LaMontagne’s “Trouble”.
January 29, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If you have to put up with winter at least have a song in your head
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The Christmas tree is long gone, the lights are down, the garland is put away, but the Cranberries still Linger.
January 29, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The Christmas tree is long gone, the lights are down, the garland is put away, but the Cranberries still Linger.
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Barry kept himself in shape for work by spending three days a week at the gym and one at the bowling alley.
January 29, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Barry kept himself in shape for work by spending three days a week at the gym and one at the bowling alley.
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Some of you have been eating too many synaptic prunes
January 29, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Some of you have been eating too many synaptic prunes
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You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window
January 29, 2026 at 1:17 PM
You need to stand out if you want to succeed in this economic landscape. Don’t just email your resume- write it on a brick and throw it through the CEO’s window
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Breakthrough < Drive Thru
January 29, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Breakthrough < Drive Thru
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It's like my mind waits until I'm horizontal to run a full diagnostic on my entire life.
January 29, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It's like my mind waits until I'm horizontal to run a full diagnostic on my entire life.
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Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
January 28, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Never, ever ask a woman if she’s pregnant unless you see an actual baby being born. Even then, act surprised.
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
*longs for the days when the worst thing happening on the planet was zima malt beverage*
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
*longs for the days when the worst thing happening on the planet was zima malt beverage*
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An orgy, but with only one person, and nothing sexual happens and I don't leave the house
January 28, 2026 at 4:00 PM
An orgy, but with only one person, and nothing sexual happens and I don't leave the house
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When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn’t practice enough
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 PM
When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn’t practice enough
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Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
January 27, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Here’s a tip for staying warm-
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
*my tauntaun screams and bolts for the door*
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Mentally I’m here
January 28, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Mentally I’m here
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I had two of my ribs removed surgically, so I can hang my head lower in shame.
January 28, 2026 at 1:03 PM
I had two of my ribs removed surgically, so I can hang my head lower in shame.