Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
Views my own not my employer's
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii
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Uncle Jeff 🌈
@picklerudd.bsky.social
· Mar 18
If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the
Ope too late now loser
Annual reminder to defrost your damn turkey
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Ope too late now loser
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[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
[first date]
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
WAITER: is everything okay here
ME: *throws chair* why is the word “big” smaller than the word “small”
DATE: *flips table* why is the word “long” shorter than the word “short”
*we kiss*
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I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I’m like if a ramblin’ man stayed home
"Let's put a pin in it," i suggest while moving all the related files into the trash
November 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Let's put a pin in it," i suggest while moving all the related files into the trash
Dollar store version of little debbies basically the same except maximum sawdust content
November 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Dollar store version of little debbies basically the same except maximum sawdust content
Annual reminder to defrost your damn turkey
November 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Annual reminder to defrost your damn turkey
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It's a helluva recession indicator when America has to outsource it's xenophobia
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
It's a helluva recession indicator when America has to outsource it's xenophobia
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how do you become uninformed and non-contemplative it looks delightful
November 24, 2025 at 3:31 PM
how do you become uninformed and non-contemplative it looks delightful
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Oh no, someone hacked into my 7-Up fan site by figuring out my secret password, "CoolSpotRules" That wasn't very uncola of them.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Oh no, someone hacked into my 7-Up fan site by figuring out my secret password, "CoolSpotRules" That wasn't very uncola of them.
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I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I don't like the things you like, and I'm on the internet SPECIFICALLY to let you know that.
Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
a woman is holding a bowl of food and talking to a man who says " you just fold it in "
Alt: A Schitts Creek gif in which Moira tells David to fold in the cheese
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Time to dust off those recipes, everybody
Another Saturday night...
"Don't be a dew dropper. Put some concealer under those peepers, make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!"
"Don't be a dew dropper. Put some concealer under those peepers, make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!"
a woman in a black and white dress is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it .
ALT: a woman in a black and white dress is standing in front of a door with #schittscreek written on it .
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Another Saturday night...
"Don't be a dew dropper. Put some concealer under those peepers, make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!"
"Don't be a dew dropper. Put some concealer under those peepers, make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!"
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if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 PM
if you're walking around downtown on a Saturday morning between 8:30 and 9:30 without a rolled up yoga mat on your person they fine you a hundred dollars
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I will not rest until I've finished this nap.
You're at Jon
I need you at Ponch
I need you at Ponch
You’re at Scully.
I need you at Mulder.
I need you at Mulder.
You're at Lily Munster.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
I need you at Morticia Addams.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
You're at Jon
I need you at Ponch
I need you at Ponch
I met my husband on an app called grindr over ten years ago. We recently started a new account there. When we got on, many ppl still had the same profile pic from when we were on way back then.
Reply guy: your bsky profile is the same pic u had on twitter five years ago
Me: that's different
Reply guy: your bsky profile is the same pic u had on twitter five years ago
Me: that's different
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I met my husband on an app called grindr over ten years ago. We recently started a new account there. When we got on, many ppl still had the same profile pic from when we were on way back then.
Reply guy: your bsky profile is the same pic u had on twitter five years ago
Me: that's different
Reply guy: your bsky profile is the same pic u had on twitter five years ago
Me: that's different
Adding sugar and cinnamon and melted marshmallows to refried beans and asking people if they think it's a side or dessert
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Adding sugar and cinnamon and melted marshmallows to refried beans and asking people if they think it's a side or dessert
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Your courtesy reminder that if you want to break up with someone 'before the holidays', you have until Friday.
November 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Your courtesy reminder that if you want to break up with someone 'before the holidays', you have until Friday.
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I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.
November 19, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm no "hero." I'm just a guy who parks completely within the lines they paint on parking lots.
ME: *cancels all social media and streaming subscriptions to companies that are fascist billionaire bigots* hmm that didn't leave much to do, guess I'll read a book
JK ROWLING: yes read a book
ME: oh no
JK ROWLING: yes read a book
ME: oh no
November 16, 2025 at 3:19 PM
ME: *cancels all social media and streaming subscriptions to companies that are fascist billionaire bigots* hmm that didn't leave much to do, guess I'll read a book
JK ROWLING: yes read a book
ME: oh no
JK ROWLING: yes read a book
ME: oh no
Nothing will move you out of bed in the morning quite so fast as a cat leaping onto your bladder
November 14, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Nothing will move you out of bed in the morning quite so fast as a cat leaping onto your bladder
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I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ
November 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ