Felicity Barhostage xx 🏳️⚧️
@meladyfreshness.bsky.social
Comfortably seats up to 30 clowns 🤡
Pinned
You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you can stop somebody else getting what they want.
Before you go to bed remember to thank your various ports
November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Before you go to bed remember to thank your various ports
Animal tracking devices are ACAB
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Animal tracking devices are ACAB
If facts about your brain blow your mind that sounds counterproductive
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If facts about your brain blow your mind that sounds counterproductive
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Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Police say he then turned the epic vulgar roast on himself
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if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
if you use the green skinned potatoes it’s called Hulk Mash
I know I sound crazy and I look crazy and I do crazy things, but I’m not crazy
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I know I sound crazy and I look crazy and I do crazy things, but I’m not crazy
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It's funny until you remember It's not.
"We are freezing known Russian assets" says Rachel Reeves
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
"But let me be clear, I don't actually mean the member for Clacton"
November 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
It's funny until you remember It's not.
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Happy budget day times
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Happy budget day times
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So, uh, is there a Mr Speaker?
November 26, 2025 at 1:14 PM
So, uh, is there a Mr Speaker?
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social my parents have sent me a photo of them standing in a doorway wreath that looks to me like a vagina. I’ll admit my lack of expertise in this area, but will you be rating Christmas vagina wreaths for anatomical accuracy?
November 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
@vaginamuseum.bsky.social my parents have sent me a photo of them standing in a doorway wreath that looks to me like a vagina. I’ll admit my lack of expertise in this area, but will you be rating Christmas vagina wreaths for anatomical accuracy?
Parents have sent me a photo of them standing in a kind of festive wreath round a whole doorway and Jesus it looks so much like a vagina it’s harrowing
November 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Parents have sent me a photo of them standing in a kind of festive wreath round a whole doorway and Jesus it looks so much like a vagina it’s harrowing
It’s that time of year when you should be thinking about updating your nudes folders, lads
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
It’s that time of year when you should be thinking about updating your nudes folders, lads
Told I’ve got to attend a training workshop on readiness for Ai workflows as part of an application. So I politely told them I don’t do unpaid work
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Told I’ve got to attend a training workshop on readiness for Ai workflows as part of an application. So I politely told them I don’t do unpaid work
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Have to sort out my car insurance
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Have to sort out my car insurance
So it’s 3am and I’m on the corner wearing my leather
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 AM
So it’s 3am and I’m on the corner wearing my leather
There are too many people in my head again. Not in a schizophrenic way just I am in conversations with about 5 people and that’s too many. Two of them share a name. One is my best friend and one wants more nudes.
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 AM
There are too many people in my head again. Not in a schizophrenic way just I am in conversations with about 5 people and that’s too many. Two of them share a name. One is my best friend and one wants more nudes.
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I am no longer a basic bitch, I have been moved to intermediate bitch and am doing an additional unit in complex bitchness.
November 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I am no longer a basic bitch, I have been moved to intermediate bitch and am doing an additional unit in complex bitchness.
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Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Portland residents in possession of a goose or duck should be aware that it is an infraction not to dress them in plaid with a little cap in the winter months. Penalty for noncompliance is in-person viewing of an entire city council meeting.
In fairness, when I climbed into this trap, I had no idea what I was getting into
November 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In fairness, when I climbed into this trap, I had no idea what I was getting into
Tomorrow those turkeys are gonna get deported by ICE
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Tomorrow those turkeys are gonna get deported by ICE
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Paul Evans - Winter Dusk.
Acrylic and ink.
Acrylic and ink.
November 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Paul Evans - Winter Dusk.
Acrylic and ink.
Acrylic and ink.
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Perfect encapsulation of rights under capitalism: depravity and cruelty against a 17 year old girl is fine but don't you dare interfere with her property.
Father Ted co-creator Graham Linehan has been cleared of harassing a transgender activist, but was found guilty of criminal damage to her mobile phone.
Father Ted’s Graham Linehan cleared of transphobic harassment
www.independent.co.uk
November 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Perfect encapsulation of rights under capitalism: depravity and cruelty against a 17 year old girl is fine but don't you dare interfere with her property.
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{Funky arcade music plays}
November 25, 2025 at 3:13 PM
{Funky arcade music plays}
Gonna deliver some flowers. There may be hugs. I don’t like hugs. I like the person very much tho
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Gonna deliver some flowers. There may be hugs. I don’t like hugs. I like the person very much tho
I have eaten all the quorn picnic eggs in the quorn picnic egg pack, lads
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I have eaten all the quorn picnic eggs in the quorn picnic egg pack, lads