AnnaAnkaAnia
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.
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AnnaAnkaAnia
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
· Nov 18
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
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If anyone brings up politics or religion in their typical “I’m not bringing up politics or religion” normie passive social bullying way today, just grab a handful of stuffing and stare at them intently while eating it with your mouth open.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If anyone brings up politics or religion in their typical “I’m not bringing up politics or religion” normie passive social bullying way today, just grab a handful of stuffing and stare at them intently while eating it with your mouth open.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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Do not think about super happy fun ball.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do not think about super happy fun ball.
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Honey. If nobody cares, nobody fucking cares.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Honey. If nobody cares, nobody fucking cares.
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🎧 music 🎶
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
Damien Rice - Wild & Free aka The Box (Grado Festival, Italy 2012-07-25)
YouTube video by seenINsoul
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎧 music 🎶
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
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Practicing my charming and witty retorts by replying to skeets on bluesky dot app
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Practicing my charming and witty retorts by replying to skeets on bluesky dot app
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There's a "Restore All" button on the paper shredder, right?
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There's a "Restore All" button on the paper shredder, right?
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
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Mike's Hard Crippling Debt
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mike's Hard Crippling Debt
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
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I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
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you deserve all of your followers (may they trample you to death trying to get your autograph)
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
you deserve all of your followers (may they trample you to death trying to get your autograph)
Autocorrect changed "demands" to "demons" in my emails, and I must fully agree with it!
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Autocorrect changed "demands" to "demons" in my emails, and I must fully agree with it!
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
Yw.
Happy Turkey Day to my American Friends !
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Happy Turkey Day to my American Friends !
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I'll take the induced coma, please.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I'll take the induced coma, please.
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*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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I struggle to repost anything with poor punctuation.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I struggle to repost anything with poor punctuation.
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Unpopular opinion: mine
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Look i really think you ought to know that i just farted
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Look i really think you ought to know that i just farted
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No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM
No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal