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AnnaAnkaAnia

@samerealwoman.bsky.social

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I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · Nov 18

What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3h

gen x: we have been forgotten once again

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 3h

boomer: you're lazy

millennial: you ruined the economy

gen z: tf is an encyclopedia britannica

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

My superpower is letting my sarcasm make me look like an idiot.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h

The Ego and the Idiot.

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I'mWinters✂️SerialMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 7h

cant you people take a fucking joke - famously never said after an actual joke.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 5h

Thank you for pointing out the logical fallacy in my fart joke

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 💀 @unfitz.bsky.social · 4h

[walks into the tire shop]

I see tread people

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h

if it doesn’t rain when you’re sad
that means mother nature doesn’t like you

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 1d

Like a lost puppy. I'd be a nice addition to any family.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 15h

You talk. I'll snore..slow wink.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 14h

If a man is not willing to burn down an entire world for me, I don’t want it.

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Μαρια Κιτρινη @greekheanen.bsky.social · 8h

-Are you dissapointed in me or is this your usual face?

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 7h

How To Shitpost: A Guide

1. Post shit.

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RiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 6h

the grim reaper driving a taxi full of meats and cheeses makes it a death cab for charcuterie.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3d

So much to do, so little intention of doing any of it . . . going to take a nap soon.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 6h

I have a preposition for you.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 6h

Autocorrect automatically adds imaginary when I type "friend."

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Jul 2

Resetting the counter to 0 on the "_ days since I cursed the cat" sign.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 3d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 4d

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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AnnaAnkaAnia @samerealwoman.bsky.social · 6h

Sunday afternoon.
Slow preparation for tomorrow's horror...Monday

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 12h

Lying here til it gets light (timeline).

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 12h

my pedestal still sits lower

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 12h

push start the car and get left behind

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 12h

"You can't fire me. I quit."

-disgruntled human cannonball

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