AnnaAnkaAnia
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AnnaAnkaAnia
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
· Nov 18
What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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Halloween: like Christmas but with boobs and candy
October 31, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Halloween: like Christmas but with boobs and candy
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they should make charging cables that bite cats
October 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
they should make charging cables that bite cats
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Silently screaming into the void so I don’t wake the dead.
October 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Silently screaming into the void so I don’t wake the dead.
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Swallowed my pride because cyanide pills aren’t over the counter.
October 23, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Swallowed my pride because cyanide pills aren’t over the counter.
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A blessing in disguise is usually just a regular disaster that hasn't finished beating the crap out of you yet.
October 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
A blessing in disguise is usually just a regular disaster that hasn't finished beating the crap out of you yet.
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our rush and flush cycle
in this illicit flickering
where ravens take flight
our skin perfectly tense
where taut thoughts tingle
mutual submission brings
where admiration rings
on this Hallows eve night
a tender invasion begun
so we’ll come undone
since the time is near
in this illicit flickering
where ravens take flight
our skin perfectly tense
where taut thoughts tingle
mutual submission brings
where admiration rings
on this Hallows eve night
a tender invasion begun
so we’ll come undone
since the time is near
October 31, 2025 at 2:50 AM
our rush and flush cycle
in this illicit flickering
where ravens take flight
our skin perfectly tense
where taut thoughts tingle
mutual submission brings
where admiration rings
on this Hallows eve night
a tender invasion begun
so we’ll come undone
since the time is near
in this illicit flickering
where ravens take flight
our skin perfectly tense
where taut thoughts tingle
mutual submission brings
where admiration rings
on this Hallows eve night
a tender invasion begun
so we’ll come undone
since the time is near
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My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
November 24, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Highlight your flaws with bold colors!
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According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
November 25, 2025 at 9:12 PM
According to anxiety, you need to hurry up and get ready for something that will never happen.
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3am Oreos are ok if you just got home from work.
Any excuse in the storm.
Any excuse in the storm.
November 26, 2025 at 8:34 AM
3am Oreos are ok if you just got home from work.
Any excuse in the storm.
Any excuse in the storm.
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
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If anyone brings up politics or religion in their typical “I’m not bringing up politics or religion” normie passive social bullying way today, just grab a handful of stuffing and stare at them intently while eating it with your mouth open.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
If anyone brings up politics or religion in their typical “I’m not bringing up politics or religion” normie passive social bullying way today, just grab a handful of stuffing and stare at them intently while eating it with your mouth open.
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
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Do not think about super happy fun ball.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Do not think about super happy fun ball.
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Honey. If nobody cares, nobody fucking cares.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Honey. If nobody cares, nobody fucking cares.
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🎧 music 🎶
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
Damien Rice - Wild & Free aka The Box (Grado Festival, Italy 2012-07-25)
YouTube video by seenINsoul
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
🎧 music 🎶
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap
youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
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Practicing my charming and witty retorts by replying to skeets on bluesky dot app
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Practicing my charming and witty retorts by replying to skeets on bluesky dot app
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There's a "Restore All" button on the paper shredder, right?
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
There's a "Restore All" button on the paper shredder, right?
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
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Mike's Hard Crippling Debt
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Mike's Hard Crippling Debt
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]
Me: they went out of business
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?