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AnnaAnkaAnia
@samerealwoman.bsky.social
I am not here for your entertainment. I am for my own fun. Photos&words mine or described. The EU, PL.

https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:66zqxr7hjupczzogxkxxtcqc/feed/aaaeppaoiagks

https://www.instagram.com/samerealwoman_?igshid=YzAwZjE1ZTI0Zg==
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What doesn't kill you, make you darkly sarcastic.
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hug your pets and set them places at the table; put your family in crates
(if they cannot behave)
🧡🦃
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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If anyone brings up politics or religion in their typical “I’m not bringing up politics or religion” normie passive social bullying way today, just grab a handful of stuffing and stare at them intently while eating it with your mouth open.
November 27, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Fine. I will share my nana’s creamed corn recipe but I shan’t be responsible for anyone’s boner
November 27, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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Do not think about super happy fun ball.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Honey. If nobody cares, nobody fucking cares.
November 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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🎧 music 🎶

“understand this
I do not live in your world,babe..
I never did
they make boxes there”
@bigthinkingcap

youtu.be/UkOUYSSoyJ4?...
Damien Rice - Wild & Free aka The Box (Grado Festival, Italy 2012-07-25)
YouTube video by seenINsoul
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Practicing my charming and witty retorts by replying to skeets on bluesky dot app
November 27, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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There's a "Restore All" button on the paper shredder, right?
August 7, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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Claude's heart was never in the art game because he was all about that Monet.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Mike's Hard Crippling Debt
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Interviewer: why did you leave your last job?

[flashback to me maniacally laughing as it burned to the ground]

Me: they went out of business
December 20, 2024 at 3:43 PM
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Good morning ☀️
November 27, 2025 at 8:18 AM
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I wish I wasn’t as dumb as I was. am. was?
November 26, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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you deserve all of your followers (may they trample you to death trying to get your autograph)
November 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Autocorrect changed "demands" to "demons" in my emails, and I must fully agree with it!
November 27, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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You're not fatter. Your clothes shrank.
Yw.
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Happy Turkey Day to my American Friends !
November 27, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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I'll take the induced coma, please.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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*casually driving through a shit storm bc the world has made me this way*
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I struggle to repost anything with poor punctuation.
November 26, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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Unpopular opinion: mine
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Look i really think you ought to know that i just farted
November 26, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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No the turkey neck in my profile pic isn't seasonal
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 AM