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Paused Mortem 💀

@pausedmortem.bsky.social

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · Jul 21

For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 7h

"It's just a bad day, not a bad li--"

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 9h

We are the product that created itself, and these idiots are going to fumble it.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 7h

Hi. It is I, the physical embodiment of misery.

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 9h

It’s actually pretty bad for your mental health to know stuff

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 10h

Lying in bed warm like a corpse before rigamortus sets in.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 9h

My most hilarious posts get the fewest likes, it’s science.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 2d

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · Apr 9

Sometimes I can hear myself making the same face my mother used to make

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 9h

I've burned a lot of bridges for someone who's a non-swimmer. I don't care.

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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 17h

I burn bridges because I can swim.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 10h

Oh I see you, I get blocked when I post something. Nice.

Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 10h

Dying has never been this fucking annoying.

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ficklenuts has a pair of normal entiddies 👻 @ficklenuts.bsky.social · 11h

Being weird for the sheer joy of it

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 13h

I haven’t stopped talking for 7 weeks

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Erik with a K @erikwithk.bsky.social · 13h

Everything is just one long swear word lately

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Jax @ehhjax.bsky.social · 4d

Knowing what's coming doesn't make things easier.

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21h

If I got paid for each time I cursed everybody today, I'd be able to buy you, your fuck ass friends and your fuck ass country.

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infernalwheel.bsky.social @infernalwheel.bsky.social · 21h

Verily, things have gone awry, my dudes

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 1d

that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21h

This fuck ass app becoming more fuck ass.

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 22h

they should make doctor’s appointments that i am excited about

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Paused Mortem 💀 @pausedmortem.bsky.social · 21h

Let me guess -- it's the same fucking shit again tomorrow.

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · Aug 23

I keep myself in surprisingly good health for someone that longs for the void.

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”

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