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· Jul 21
For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.
Gut me like one of your fishes.
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Gut me like one of your fishes.
Ruined my day by being alive.
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Ruined my day by being alive.
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You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
November 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
You ever notice how "ok don't take this personally" is always followed up with something really freaking personal
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I’m aging like a fine swine
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I’m aging like a fine swine
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Holy is just a technicality.
November 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Holy is just a technicality.
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Life is pain fr fr fr
November 23, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Life is pain fr fr fr
Unfortunately, this is real life.
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Unfortunately, this is real life.
Sometimes, the only way for things to change is for things to end.
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Sometimes, the only way for things to change is for things to end.
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Don't mean to be a stickler but "no words" are actually words
November 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Don't mean to be a stickler but "no words" are actually words
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Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
November 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Live, love, launch yourself into traffic.
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An eyelid, but for the butthole.
November 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
An eyelid, but for the butthole.
Hi, it's me, the saltiest of all the cunts.
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Hi, it's me, the saltiest of all the cunts.
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When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
November 21, 2025 at 9:24 AM
When one door closes…it’s hitting me on the ass on the way out
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This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
November 22, 2024 at 1:23 PM
This year I’ll be serving gravy with a mood stabilizer reduction
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I would prefer cheese tray over flowers, every damn time
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I would prefer cheese tray over flowers, every damn time
Contrary to popular belief, you can still be bothered by it even if you don't fucking care about it.
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Contrary to popular belief, you can still be bothered by it even if you don't fucking care about it.
Ah yes, to spend the rest of your days drowning.
November 21, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Ah yes, to spend the rest of your days drowning.
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You're only attracted to me because I magnetized my penis.
November 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
You're only attracted to me because I magnetized my penis.
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
Just a mere nuisance plagued by other nuisances.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Just a mere nuisance plagued by other nuisances.
I was born to be annoying.
November 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I was born to be annoying.
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Why is the G silent in sign and signage but not in signature?
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Why is the G silent in sign and signage but not in signature?
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I hate getting beset by stuff.
November 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
I hate getting beset by stuff.
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This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This feels so obvious that I shouldn’t have to keep explaining it, but if I could go fuck myself, we would not even be having this conversation to begin with
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Just documenting my mood swings here.
November 17, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Just documenting my mood swings here.