Paused Mortem 💀
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Not me having such an emotional response to this movie lmao 😭
January 18, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Not me having such an emotional response to this movie lmao 😭
"I have worked tirelessly"
January 12, 2026 at 11:21 AM
"I have worked tirelessly"
I knew there was a reason why I gravitate towards Giyu among all the Hashiras.
December 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I knew there was a reason why I gravitate towards Giyu among all the Hashiras.
Fuck. Is this why I'm still alive???
December 25, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Fuck. Is this why I'm still alive???
Christmas break but can't catch a break.
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Christmas break but can't catch a break.
"From my family to yours..."
December 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
"From my family to yours..."
Does this cute little fucked up mustache make me look gay?
December 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Does this cute little fucked up mustache make me look gay?
I might have burned another bridge.
December 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I might have burned another bridge.
Best character development so far. Episode's kind of meh though. Pickled dad's overused at this point. Mrs. Kersh & daddy pennywise not a shock anymore since they've already been introduced in chapter 2. Should've just been a 6-episode season with better pacing.
December 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Best character development so far. Episode's kind of meh though. Pickled dad's overused at this point. Mrs. Kersh & daddy pennywise not a shock anymore since they've already been introduced in chapter 2. Should've just been a 6-episode season with better pacing.
Miss Cunk caught me off guard 😭😭😭
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Miss Cunk caught me off guard 😭😭😭
Why I Still Don't Leave Twitter Exhibit A
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Why I Still Don't Leave Twitter Exhibit A
Day 2 of a dog barking and sunlight as my alarms.
November 1, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Day 2 of a dog barking and sunlight as my alarms.
Sorry for screenshotting twitter but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes.
October 9, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Sorry for screenshotting twitter but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes.
Removed added sugar from my diet 2 days ago and I already feel skinny as fuck.
September 30, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Removed added sugar from my diet 2 days ago and I already feel skinny as fuck.
Not the biggest fan of love, but I've seen it.
September 27, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Not the biggest fan of love, but I've seen it.
When the plot is tragic but the storytelling is impeccable and you just know for a fact that you'll be sobbing for 48 hours straight when it ends.
September 21, 2025 at 10:25 AM
When the plot is tragic but the storytelling is impeccable and you just know for a fact that you'll be sobbing for 48 hours straight when it ends.
This is what a fucked up person looks like.
September 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
This is what a fucked up person looks like.
Hold awn, bob odenkirk in nobody...
September 6, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Hold awn, bob odenkirk in nobody...
Saw my old workplace on my way to a meeting with a client today
September 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Saw my old workplace on my way to a meeting with a client today
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
August 25, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets."
We apparently hate sleep again.
August 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
We apparently hate sleep again.
What I sexually identify as.
August 1, 2025 at 5:47 AM
What I sexually identify as.