Pinned
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Countries with high-speed trains and bidets must think we're gross cave people
November 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Countries with high-speed trains and bidets must think we're gross cave people
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Going to see a live orchestra for the first time tonight. Mostly excited for the merch stand, hoping to snag a tuxedo and maybe a harp.
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Going to see a live orchestra for the first time tonight. Mostly excited for the merch stand, hoping to snag a tuxedo and maybe a harp.
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me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
me, after losing sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch: no, i still don’t find rfk jr attractive
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in heaven every day is black friday
November 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
in heaven every day is black friday
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I’ll sit there & have champagne & gratin choux de Bruxelles à la béchamel all by myself if I must. It will be a blast, tbh.
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I’ll sit there & have champagne & gratin choux de Bruxelles à la béchamel all by myself if I must. It will be a blast, tbh.
I recently learned my son was able to pitch his first screenplay to a professional management team and has been tentatively offered an official budget to make the picture. He turned 20 in July. I am still in school at age 52. I’m fairly sure there’s at least one joke to be had here
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I recently learned my son was able to pitch his first screenplay to a professional management team and has been tentatively offered an official budget to make the picture. He turned 20 in July. I am still in school at age 52. I’m fairly sure there’s at least one joke to be had here
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As holiday travel picks up, we have heard reports of travelers being detained by DHS.
If you are a NY-14 constituent worried about detention, consider filling out an ICE privacy release form. This form allows my office to contact ICE on your behalf ⬇️
bit.ly/dhsprivacyform
If you are a NY-14 constituent worried about detention, consider filling out an ICE privacy release form. This form allows my office to contact ICE on your behalf ⬇️
bit.ly/dhsprivacyform
DHS Privacy Release Form
If you or a loved one has an open order of removal or are worried about getting picked up by ICE, consider filling out this
bit.ly
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
As holiday travel picks up, we have heard reports of travelers being detained by DHS.
If you are a NY-14 constituent worried about detention, consider filling out an ICE privacy release form. This form allows my office to contact ICE on your behalf ⬇️
bit.ly/dhsprivacyform
If you are a NY-14 constituent worried about detention, consider filling out an ICE privacy release form. This form allows my office to contact ICE on your behalf ⬇️
bit.ly/dhsprivacyform
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CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
November 26, 2025 at 6:10 PM
CDC website altered at Robert F. Kennedy's behest to reflect his belief that "all events depicted in the film Ghostbusters really happened."
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the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
November 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
the decline and fall of the american republic in two headlines
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Ranking of traditional Thanksgiving dishes by how far I could throw them:
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
November 26, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Ranking of traditional Thanksgiving dishes by how far I could throw them:
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
1. sweet potatoes (pre-bake)
2. pumpkin pie
3. cranberry sauce (canned, congealed)
4. Brussels sprouts
5. turkey (raw)
6. rolls (baked)
7 sweet potatoes (post-bake but balled up)
8. turkey (cooked)
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debating the merits of what i'd miss if i muted the term "-coded"
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
debating the merits of what i'd miss if i muted the term "-coded"
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A turkey won’t fit inside my hollow tree, but everyone’s looking forward to a tasty helping of roasted acorns
November 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A turkey won’t fit inside my hollow tree, but everyone’s looking forward to a tasty helping of roasted acorns
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In Billie Jean when he says about the kid “his eyes were like mine,” he meant these ones
November 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
In Billie Jean when he says about the kid “his eyes were like mine,” he meant these ones
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hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
November 25, 2025 at 11:40 PM
hittin my family with some new laughs this season. going to try out a single, loud “ha!” to start
a percussion instrument made of skeleton would be a xylobone
November 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
a percussion instrument made of skeleton would be a xylobone
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
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it is now time to choose the right bath bombs for the butterball
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
it is now time to choose the right bath bombs for the butterball
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You guys, they're so hideous and sexxxy 🥲
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 PM
You guys, they're so hideous and sexxxy 🥲
woke up today wrapped snugly within Jane Fonda’s seventies shullet
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
woke up today wrapped snugly within Jane Fonda’s seventies shullet
I have, regrettably, entered my bird era, and will henceforth only be capable of discussing politics regarding birds. Please route all questions and comments to the appropriate department.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have, regrettably, entered my bird era, and will henceforth only be capable of discussing politics regarding birds. Please route all questions and comments to the appropriate department.
in my next life I’m going to come back as an old person in a young person’s body
November 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
in my next life I’m going to come back as an old person in a young person’s body
RIP 💔
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
RIP 💔
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Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Here’s a handy protocol to determine whether AI could be helpful with your problem or project.
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We were just talking about Deeper and Deeper yesterday. RIP
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
We were just talking about Deeper and Deeper yesterday. RIP