All Hallows Hattie
@feralhattie.bsky.social
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take your doomy nonsense elsewhere pal
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chrisconnelly.bsky.social
I ate dessert 10 innings ago
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
in 2011, the president of antifa hired me to give fashion consultancy to the organization. i recommended everyone wear navy suits with tan shoes, dress sneakers, and golf polos with slim chinos. if you arrested everyone today wearing these things, you'd destroy antifa
feralhattie.bsky.social
Yes! It played every time and also during after-school cartoons (shout out to He-man and GI Joe)
feralhattie.bsky.social
YES and also wait what?!? WE STILL HAVE PACIFIC POWER I FEEL UPENDED.
feralhattie.bsky.social
help i’m being attacked in portland help help
orange cat face upturned for a pat
feralhattie.bsky.social
xoxoxo i am so happy we’re doin this
feralhattie.bsky.social
Keroppi’s Japanese Kermit so he’s good
feralhattie.bsky.social
Claire! I‘m kinda surprised you don’t know about this one tbh

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feralhattie.bsky.social
before we had PGE, portland had pacific power. all us kids knew the whole commercial by heart and used to say “what about frogs? i like frogs!” to each other at recess

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What about frogs? I like frogs! Pacific Power Kiteman Commercial
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agdanrayfield.bsky.social
Did you know the Oregon Department of Justice has protected $4.4 BILLION in federal funds coming to Oregon this year?

See the details and learn more in our "Federal Money Safeguarded for Oregon" tracker: www.doj.state.or.us/oregon-depar....
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bretdevereaux.bsky.social
...yeah, Steve, what *did* happen the last few times that the federal government had to intervene in 'sleepy Southern towns?' I'm sure they were thrilled, right?

I imagine he knows all of this, but in his maliciousness is hoping his audience doesn't think too hard about it.
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His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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shawnjohn.bsky.social
Game Day in Ribbit City !!! #RipCity #RibbitCity #Blazers #Portland
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darthbluesky.bsky.social
that johnson is more terrified of seating a duly elected democrat who could force an epstein vote than having the entire government shut down really makes me wonder about that epstein vote tbh
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chemotaxis.bsky.social
I think we’re all going to have a lot of opportunities to be heroes
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emptywheel.bsky.social
Oh noooooo!

After a jury found Greg Bovino to be full of shit in LA, a judge found him to be full of shitshow in Chicago.

[This is Judge April Perry's opinion on her TRO.]

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This indicates to the Court both bias and lack of objectivity. The lens through which we view the
world changes our perception of the events around us. Law enforcement officers who go into an
event expecting “a shitshow” are much more likely to experience one than those who go into the
event prepared to de-escalate it. Ultimately, this Court must conclude that Defendants’
declarants’ perceptions are not reliable.6
feralhattie.bsky.social
taxation without representation ? in this economy?
juddlegum.bsky.social
To avoid swearing in a duly elected Democratic House member who will force a vote to release the Epstein files, the House is in recess indefinitely
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fwordleproblems.bsky.social
If the status of your "military takeover" is "yeah we're totally gonna take care of the frog and unicorn problem with overwhelming military force once a judge says we're allowed," well, it's not really a military takeover worthy of the name.
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prchovanec.bsky.social
I sure hope I get reimbursed by Soros for the inflatable frog costume I bought.
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fwordleproblems.bsky.social
I too am worried about everyone’s safety at the big No Kings events. But less because of potential Tiananmen-style crackdowns and more because I feel like EVERYONE is gonna try to hop on the Frog Suit bandwagon and those things probably have poor visibility and people could get hurt.
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irhottakes.bsky.social
Imagine how demoralizing it must be to rock in as a fascist stormtrooper ready to crack some skulls only to be repulsed by a frog who shrugs off your pathetic fire and starts casting magic spells.
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
i’m so relieved he didn’t win the nobel prize otherwise i’d have had to throw mine away
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feralhattie.bsky.social
but with scotus already being an illegitimate body … we’re in uncharted territory. my money’s still on the citizenry! 🐸♥️🥰